"The protection of the sensation is not the same!" said the electrician, removing the rubber gloves and taking the naked contacts.

I have my birthday today, I am 47 years old, I have a wonderful family, ofgenese children, a great psychiatrist, a psychotherapist, professionally selected pills, group therapy three days a week and the confidence that someday we will break it all up and live better than before.

I go to town with my son. We see the advertisement "Services of a professional banker".
The son asks, “What is that inet?”
I: Probably what?
Sons: Yes, out of the bankers offer their services.
I am :?? to
Son: Well, the banchers who are bathing everyone in the forums.

Ha, "Sheremetyeh"... Here on the main in the quote "namedny" is written as "on copper". The father of the young children is a writer, comrades.

Rainbow dreams are prohibited in our country.

Direct banking
A lady calls the bank and with a loud voice reports that the ATM "eated" her card. Find out which bank. It turns out that this ATM is disconnected because it is put on repair, and it can not "eat" the card - the cartoucher of the non-working ATM is blocked by a special metal curtain. It is almost impossible to lift the curtain. This is me and I explain.
It is true, the voice agrees. I tried – I can’t do it. So I decided to put the card where the money comes from.
The show is also closed with curtains. I tell her.
Again, the interlocutor agreed. I took a nail stick and raised it.

The budget is not scattered everywhere - there is a place where it is just scattered in pieces.
It’s called “Skolkovo!”

Report from the road construction of Moscow: "... By the New Year, the reconstruction (the enthusiast highway) will be fully completed. The two-year sufferings of motorists will cease – now they will stand in traffic jams not among the fencing and excavators, but on the excellent eight-lane track with a fighter in the middle.

If in any city you build the buildings of the city council, the city police department, the bank, the post office of Russia and the state clinic at such a distance from each other that a pentagram is formed, then in the center of this pentagram will open the gate to Hell.

Yyy: But you can get there only by holding a long row and correctly filling out all the documents.

zzz: Unless there is a weekend or lunch break.

Interview with E. Vasilyeva (which takes place in the case of the Defense Service)

How do you think it is worth fighting corruption in Russia?
In order to overcome corruption in the field of property relations, this property needs to be sold.

From Fiches, discussion of anti-tobacco legislation, spelling of the author:

Soon the law will come out about how much a husband and wife should love?
Wow: Soon there will be a law on the rights of fools and then the country is a shit.
Zzz: Well, you are a batenka such a law has long been in force, the law on parliamentary immunity is called)))

My wife said that it is very easy to understand football. It is enough on the sector to periodically jump, stretch out the hand, throwing somewhere in the direction of the field and roar:
Give it an end! Give to the end! The cock!
from behind!
Come out! Come out! Come out! The fucking!
and all. The whole football.

Wake up without 5 alarms.
You lie down and look in the dark.
Waiting around the bed.
The entire external world is loaded.

The only free, effective and publicly available doctor in our country is the pharmacist! He will listen, diagnose, prescribe treatment and sell medicines.

I gave my wife a cat. He called him Biker.
Fuck, now my wife is sleeping with a backer. O_O

Thanks to this precedent, it is now possible to shut down absolutely any media.
There is no precedent right.
Written by starick, today at 15.14

Starick: Well yes. and unprecedented.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I was asked to write a bunch of texts about rubber carpets. Fuck, I have an imagination breaking up about them. :(
YYYY :
Rubber carpets for sex in the rain.
For those who are alone, and for those who are together,
There is no dude without a rubber, everyone knows that.
Fuck your health in the carpet!

I enter the house - the whole bed is overwhelmed, a dirty bathing towel on it, next to it is a whiskey and a plate with a branch...
Well, everything is clear with them...
And why did these fools try to inject the cat without me?

A new type of dating site has been discovered. The intellectual drummer.
Hey baby, what about good sex? Do you know how to make a deep mine? Taxi is compensated.
Thank you, but I’m not interested.
X: Sorry for the worry.

SaZoN: Do you want the stupidest question from me?
Byss: Let it go. =) is
SaZoN: What a song (he heard on the ringtone). Introduction: U-a-a-a be careful! a-a-a-a - each "a" separately and clearly pronounced, but quickly.
Byss to Oiaebu. OO
Stop the roasting. I already borrowed all my friends in a couple of days.
Byss: I can’t, I’ll be roasting all day now. = = )
SaZoN: I thought SOAD – all the popular listened, not they
Byss: Oh, I only think of Disturbed – Down with the Sickness.
Sazon is blue. Shubhawwwwwwww. You are Shazam!