From ZJ Šestakov, to the Day of the Police:

Moscow City Commandantur
Dear people of Moscow!

1st Shaurmachen is ferbothen. of the Lord. Who is on the street is a castle, a concentration camp. Jade can be.

2nd Lush to forget. Fast and fast. I want to learn karaoke.

Three Today is a celebration for you, der Milicai Tag. OP OP, dance to all. Who does not want is a castle, a concentration camp.

I have a monthly delay. Does that mean I am pregnant?
When was the last time you had sex?
What are you, fool? I have not even kissed!
To get pregnant, you have to have sex first.
But I read that there is an impeccable conception
Do not open the Bible anymore. I’d rather buy you an encyclopedia for girls.

VKontakte, a girl's wall, a graffiti in the form of a black and white heart, on which a small clay is marked with "half-blowing", so that the big picture was a big picture.
Among the paphos stones of type "chmafke =*" and "oh, how cool!" I saw this:
Goopie: I have a sick imagination, please don’t argue. But, please, is a black spot on the heart a progressive malignant cancer tumor or a scarring from replacing one of the heart valves with an artificial one?

call from the call center of one of the capital internet providers (P):
Q: Do you use the Internet?
I: of course
Q: What type of provider do you have?
I am: "providers"
Q: What is your internet speed and how much do you pay for it?
I: Speed 2 megabytes per second, I pay 600p per month
I understand you, but not megabytes, but megabytes.
I: No, I have a speed of exactly 2 megabytes per second.
Q: No, Megabyte is not.
It is megabytes!! to
The Megabytes!! to
I: Listen, what are you trying to prove to me? I’d better know what my speed is.
Q: Yes... sorry, thank you for correcting me, so we can offer you the same speed of 2 megabytes per second, for just 250p a month.
Not a megabyte, but a megabyte.
It is a megabyte!!! to
I: Listen, I’ve been called several times from your company, I know you’re providing a slow interest, and your speed is measured in megabytes, and I’m in megabytes!! to
Q: (after 30 seconds of silence) What’s the difference?
The difference is 8 times.
Q: Okay, sorry for the worry.

The Curtain

Roaring -Dushman+
17.11.10 to 16:35
LOL is! From the news: "In the unemployed Moscow woman, on the street took a million rubles...". From the comments: "...well though the Bentley did not steal 8)".

Mooduck: And where do you get those pigeons?
GunDon: This is what the HR department is doing.

I go into the room with my younger sister, I watch a picture: the sister, lying on the couch in a zhu posture, tries to remove the very narrow jeans, without removing the cords.
Q: What do you do to remove the cords?
A: I did not smoke.
I: Oh yeah, I’m not about that.
Q: Ah, mom and dad had already come, they also first asked about the cakes

3Jlou: Is the removal from the House Comp to run Lost considered a betrayal?

This is craziness :)

I smiled to her, she smiled to me, but nothing smiled to me anymore.

Uncle Step
A freshly viewed genre scene from yesterday's holiday - the day of the police.
In the metro crossing are cleaned doors in orange vests. One with a bag, the other with a veil and a spade.
There are two men going by. Beautiful, cute and fun. Such are usually shown as careless music in overseas advertising of credit cards, in the extreme case - deodorants.
Here one stopped, and leaned forward, began to extract gum from his mouth. She clung to the teeth, so I had to just extract and pull.
Dobil, and in order to cleanse her from the fingers, the man smashed the gum on the wall.
The palace saw, and as he was able, said:
“Why do you put a mushroom on the wall?”
The Man:
“And there’s no garbage everywhere, and you’re still a “wall” to wash.
You will...”
The palace took a breath and began to scratch the gum from the wall with his fingers.
Unfortunately, Uncle Stepa is out. Mint generally know how to be in the dead zone of sight and at the right moment of sight.
From underneath the shell, on the occasion of the celebration, a white shirt and a tie is visible.
Uncle Stepa himself is two heads above all those present. He approaches beautiful men, gives honor and asks:
Dear friends, is it okay? (Finger pointing to the houses) These two
You were not attached? What did they want from you?
The damn of these Tajiks knows what they want. That they are not in Russian, cannot be resolved. Everything is fine, Commander.
The step uncle:
They are not Tajik, they are Uzbek.
The Men:
What fucking difference?! to
The step uncle:
Well, yes, I’m not holding you back anymore. All the good. Yes, and
By the way, here’s what it’s about: there’s no garbage everywhere here, and you’re anyway.
You will wash your head.
With these words, Uncle Stepa pulled out the gum from his mouth and glued the man to the mushroom.
The man was not even surprised. He turned and walked quickly, touching his head and staring at him as a horse on a pony.
I met on my eyes with Uncle Stepa and showed him the big finger, then the mint did not stand, came out of the image and flooded in a wide smile.
No words, he permitted the excess of power, as it did not roar.
“Overturned,” but somewhat hairy and domestic. But he did not turn.
180, and at some degree seven... eight.

Open it up! The militia!
We did not call the police, we called the prostitutes.
Your neighbors called us.
The neighbors? Let them fuck you!

XXX: and in general
XXX: Bring the roof!
Yyy: Lise orders in the subway.
Okay, this round you won.

"And we in Russia, bl&%*, works everything that is wrapped in blue insulation..."

You want to believe, you want to - no, but today the charging from the laptop began to blink, the output connector broke up. I had to wrap the isolant: first blue, then yellow. has not earned! I broke the yellow, left the blue – it works!

Little Jesus (21:13:19 16/11/2010)
Like the girls we are thin, but the car has passed.

Stupid statuses, say "I love rain, you can hide tears in it."
I love the shower, I can suck in it!

We have a machine that sells coffee and food - a Georgian.
Is this another why? and :)
Father told me that before in Georgia, everyone was rich and there in the shops did not give up. And if the Russian tourist began to demand the surrender, then the seller-hacher could begin to throw him a little bit: "Bee, bear your butter, all bear...". And the machine. When you press the drop-down button, the coins fly on all sides, fall on the floor, and then you crawl to collect them. Type: "Give it to you! So, take care of yourself and get rid of it" :))))

17 November 2010

The Lexus:
I finally watched the night watch ?
and smaller:
It hasn’t even been rented out yet :D
The Lexus:
Don’t be afraid :D
and smaller:
And how?
The Lexus:
The translation is pleasant.
and smaller:
The translation? O_O

Why did you suddenly need an interpreter? and :)
2: Yes, the Germans here came to the factory, wanted to strike them with the knowledge of German, but realized that I can only say something like "I see heavy tanks, we retreat!" or "Oh, yes, so big!"

The xxx:
And we have one man (colonel-saper, and not a cabinet nihua), on whom the chickens were struck in the house, and with unwashable glowing paint he wrote on ALL the doors, where he was struck, "There are no blackjack, there are prostitutes."

xxx: I have the impression that the most boring teachers, when they were still studying at the ped institute, learned to slow down time.