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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №135835
 12.11.2016
How I married. I went to one of my acquaintances (just an unterrestrial beauty, a white-shiny chamomile)
He said, “Now I’ll catch you in the bag and you’ll shine in it,” and she replied, “Do you want me to be yours?” He abandoned everything and married.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №135834
 12.11.2016
<mr.Stroncium> Deadpool has exceptional regenerative abilities, and therefore he is always happy to share organs with those who need a transplant. But he sacrifices, of course, not his organs - they are affected by cancer.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135833
 12.11.2016
The Student Companion. Write a bullet.

The fucking...
Stop to mate. Here is a lady.
What kind of lady? There is a fourth valley.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №135832
 12.11.2016
Orange: I learned that Trump starred in the episode role "One at Home 2".
Now he can star in the lead role in the movie “One in the White House.” The plot can not even be changed - Trump is locked in the B.D. and prepares traps for crazy bandits. ^ ^ ^

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135831
 12.11.2016
Old age is approaching, but women are not.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №135830
 12.11.2016
He is more specific and less hamivite of his master.
Is Hamivite a verb or an adjective?
The vitamin complex.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135829
 12.11.2016
Do you smoke or drink?
YYY: You are offended
XXX: The NIFG hasn’t cleared up at all

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №135828
 12.11.2016
If someone is sitting in the first row of the lecture room (well, it’s not always me), then raising the pen that fell on the floor can be problematic. Often, in order not to disrupt the lecture process, a nearby lecturer can help the student and raise the falling subject. Nothing unusual.
But not only a pencil can fall. The socks fell today.
Prepod surprisedly raised the curved piece, apparently at first not realizing what exactly he holds in his hand, and for some reason joyfully said:
The socks!
“Dobby is free,” I heard from somewhere.
The fairy that wore her socks was fiercely red from shame, la.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135827
 12.11.2016
With this approach:

Who and when was it interesting? Interesting is what is easy for you and difficult for others!

There would be no scientists or engineers. When it is simple (poffig, what it is otherwise) it is boring already on the third day. One self-satisfaction is that it is difficult for others, and you are such a genius, motivation not to support. If you don't understand how it is - it's interesting because of the complexity, then you just have a lazy brain, so you don't have to project it on everyone.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №135826
 12.11.2016
Who and when was it interesting? Interesting is what is easy for you and difficult for others!

many
I think the more difficult the task, the more interesting it is to solve (on the job, if anything).

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №135825
 12.11.2016
Natasha: Explain to me how a saboteur differs from a terrorist?
SQUIRY: Same as gay from Pidaras. Both ebuzz in the ass, but the other does it in the public.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135824
 12.11.2016
Gastrobytes are, obviously, those who work for food, all logically.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №135823
 12.11.2016
The real feeling is that I divorced them and didn’t change jobs

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №135822
 12.11.2016
Every car has a black box, every officer has white boots.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №135821
 12.11.2016
"I wanted to give up the place to the old lady, but my grandfather was more proficient." of the unpublished. Barack H. Obama 2016 by

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №135820
 12.11.2016
How can an adult be proud that he did not sleep, did not fall asleep and was able to entertain himself as a child?

Do you know that you are from a major regional center of Central Russia? So, go away from it for a thousand kilometers, sit down at least in a small district center, I am not talking about a deaf village, and in a year, and what is there a year, a few weeks is enough to start to be proud that you do not sleep in this deaf man and find ways to take your free time.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135819
 12.11.2016
Picture with a description of the wrongly translated Chinese colors:
xxx: 24 pages of animal, adult relieving stress, 5 pieces Partner, holding position...
What are you doing there?
YYY: Stress removed, with 5 partners in different poses and with animals, what did you think?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №135818
 12.11.2016
Correspondence in contact:
xxx, good day to you! You have a birthday soon, we have a gift for you! A new format to celebrate a holiday quest in reality with friends. Tell me more about privileges for nominees?
WOW: Good evening to you! I have an old form of celebration: drunk-eat. Thanks for the offer!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №135817
 12.11.2016
X: My husband is an idiot
X: a dog in a hat and shoes (separate conversation, she is so cute) adopted as a child
X: I thought for a long time, and then asked why we didn’t guess we wore a shirt on our son.
A: That is a good idea!

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135816
 12.11.2016
Of course it is bad when the translation of an ambar book is as expensive and as long as the translation of Dickens’s novel. But the translation of Dickens's novel at the pace of the translation of the ambar book is generally beyond the boundary.

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