Obama and Trump met in the White House.

Live broadcast of the radio "Moscow speaks", a man calls and begins to sing the folk Russian songs with three voices.
Leader: You are doing well! Who are you working for?
Calling (killing seriously): I am managing the IT project.
Q: Here are the talented IT project managers!
A: Yes, we have the same projects.

The PFR promised Steven Seagal a pension of 5 thousand rubles

He is entitled to a social old-age pension only when he reaches the age of 65, if he has a passport in the Russian Federation. The minimum is about 5 thousand. RUB, plus to this pension he will be paid up to the subsistence minimum of the pensioner in the region where he is registered.
If Seagal will live more often in the United States than in the Russian Federation, then he will not be given a social pension. In addition, the PFR will check whether Seagal is entitled to a social old-age pension.
Let’s see if he had contributions and if he has 7 years of experience in Russia to assign an old-age insurance pension.

The comments:
Steven Seagal must now report to the Ministry of Internal Affairs about the presence of U.S. citizenship and submit quarterly information to the Federal Reserve on movements on foreign accounts.
2nd It will not be from him, but from him. Probably somehow.
Three He has to go to the pension fund and give them the pits there. All residents of Russia
4 is And the screams are like this..at the time of the lullaby-"He broke my nose!Your mother!He broke my nose!"

must be:

What is Misogynia? Girls are simply not interested in such a boring and difficult activity as programming.

In the 1970s it was interesting, and in 2016 it was not interesting (the percentage of m/g in computer sciences in those and those years is google itself). What profession are you going to be? Because, as a programmer (a girl, ah), I’ll say it’s interesting just because it’s difficult. Do you know how I came to this area from purely humanitarian? There was a person nearby who gave me the idea and the courage to try (now I am a seller at Silicon Beach with a six-digit salary per year. In the U.S. of course. In school, universe, family, etc. the setting was completely different, I’t even think of myself as a programmer. The girls do not go to the technarry, because these spheres are positioned as purely male, say not a female mind this is a matter. Since childhood he has stumbled. Boy a designer, girl a doll. Who is lucky, like me, or even better - when since childhood there are no barriers and stereotypes in the family, they go and work no worse than men. Most simply don’t see this as an opportunity, because dolls-filfacks-thousand-girls and all that.

Friday and car replacement
XHH: Only Yariq needs to be caught, he took the exhaust for tomorrow))
XD is exhausted. clearly.

When you offered to drink, I immediately said.
I cannot drink, I cannot drink.
When you said, God himself said with the swallow.
I replied, he did not mean me.
When you said yes, you drink, brother!
I said I couldn’t, and sat down on the couch.

When you said yes, well, at least lose it!
I said I will lose, but I will not swallow.
When you said, for parents to swallow.
I said nothing, my mother would not be upset.
I assured you that I am very comfortable.
You all thought that something was wrong.

So why are you hiding now, cowardly creatures!? to
Show me your ugly haris!
For your words modern, no-ka, answer.
They wanted me to drink, Padly, Nate - get it.
So why are you hiding now, cowardly haters!? to
One by one, like cats drown in the bathroom!

Listen, fat, you can in principle go.
Your body will stay here.
Where you broke, I did not let you go.
Well, sit at the table, in the house, yet, a guest!
We will be with you for a long time!
Honey, let it go! Talk to you shit, toast!

What kind of creatures you are, I tried as much as I could.
I told you, I don’t drink, guys.
I hope you, fools, have learned a lesson.
You have to listen when they talk.

Trump is said to be racist, sexist and anti-gay. It looks like something bad.

Once a sea wolf caught a goldfish, and it promised to fulfill three of his wishes. The disguised body of the sailor was found shortly after the incident, witnesses report that he was struck by lightning, his eyes broke, and the anchor was spinning out of his mouth.

Recent acquaintances told me that in the rural school where my father studied, there is the "Golden Foundation of the School", where in the middle of the wall under the glass is stored his work on geography (!) for the fifth class. There is a lot of work and only the best are hanged on the wall, so it is a little strange to see among the fresh works written with beautiful, smooth handwriting yellowed from time leaves with the crude handwriting of a five-year-old. They were then instructed to describe the cycle of water in nature, and he literally described the journey of a certain Chapel, which was evaporated by the rays of the sun, wind, various plants, but it continued to fall in the form of rain and snow in different locations and to break through the sand and streams until one day returned home to the ocean. According to the story, the reason that has held this work at the center of the Foundation for decades has been the following sentence: “Floating smoothly in a slow dance with thousands of the same blindingly shining girlfriends, Kapelka suddenly thought that in order to make this dizzying flight as a snowflake she had to just evaporate from a certain place at the right moment...”.

Self-confident ignorant: "I am a heroic translator, the language I do not know from the word at all, that to translate 1 sheet of text I need Hours". It is time, Carl. To read, it is necessary to understand the meaning of what is read and re-print in Russian literary language. On one A4 sheet.

Indeed, there is nothing worse than warrior ignorance. Another "genius" equates the work of a translator to the work of a professional machinery and is confident that it is not a problem for him to wrap ten pages per hour. The fact that translation is not reduced to artistic novels for female reading does not come to his mind. About the fact that the translation of artistic text and the competent presentation of specialized texts are different types of information processing, he is not concerned. The fact that when translating movies for sound to time-coding takes as much time as the translation itself is unknown to him. If the translation is not pirate, but is done by a serious studio to show in a wide range, then the translation under the oral speech is also done with a lay-out (so that the lips of the actors pronouncing the replicas move in accordance with the articulation of the phrase), this takes even more time.
And so there is reasoning in the style of "and what crane makers do, sunrise and lever you pull all day, anyone can do so".
I borrowed a cheek.

here here :

And here I see that the predd somehow strangely touches our only girlfriend (eh, few girls go to programmers. In the second class, there is only one.

Stop complaining that girls don’t go to programmers. First, stop calling sea pigs, pressure on the fact that the role of a woman to be beautiful and to give birth to children, and to show their misogyny a hundred times a day, then they will go.
Disrespectfully, the only programming girl in the department of 30+ people who is overwhelmed by both these complaints from fellow employees and their ‘bro-dud’ culture that I have no place in.

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On the table of Natasha there are a few Belarusian sweets for warming up, afternoon tea )

[08.11.16 13:27]
Belarusian sweets are potatoes in the uniform?

[08.11.16 13:27]
in the chocolate)

What to read, understand and translate A4

Content translation, subsequent translation, artistic literary translation and literary translation of specialized texts are four different ways of presenting information.

Just in the Sisadmin's office:
- Fuck, it's angry when the users come with the application and try to get behind the back, and watch what you're doing there.
- You need to draw a line on the floor "do not go beyond this line"!
How in the bank?
As in you!

Head of the corporation:

Fill up an anecdote.
I’m not sure if he will like it.
Our tourist stands in the middle of the Silicon Valley and the river.
Fuck me, I am Russian. Do you understand, dogs? I am Russian!

My aunt passes by.
What are you worshipping. We are all here, all Russians.

I can freely write in an hour a couple of dozen pages of A4 12 font without much stress. I think the translator can print faster. To read and learn information is a matter of a few minutes. Open any book and determine how long you will take to read a page of the text. Add to this the need to simply reprint this mastered text and the problem is solved. A dozen pages per hour a person with a knowledge of the language, I think, will go astray. If he wants to eat.

Are you working in Otis? And the output of finished products in the NIH, engaged in fundamental science, did not try to normalize?

One day my wife asked me to play Stalker. It should be noted that the wife is not a gambler.
On the mission lies a wounded man and dying voice "Help me". By the thought, you give him a medicine box, and in response he gives you all snoop. Well, the wife runs to him from the columns I hear this complaint "Help me" and right away the line from the shell.
I was long over her then that I would not ask her for help.

I remembered the song from the Diamond Hand: Help me! Help me!

It is a pity that Nicolai had no calash.

Yes, sunshine, your wife and mother are fun to wash your pope toilet and it is not exhausting to struggle the bushes for the bush, but the paragraph is like boring programming.Maybe those men who are forced to stumble on the buildings until they collapse, also do not work in a more intellectual and monetary profession, because they are more fun there?

Boys and girls, what damn do you lead families where everything is bad and everyone is obliged?
Did your colleagues or colleagues tell you to do that? and :)

Imagine, in most cases yes. "Married, though to an old Armenian" "Children and grandchildren and grandchildren" What you sit here in the computer, you have to walk in the street and look at men". These loving parents so press their beloved daughters. The fact that an unmarried, and also a childless woman is considered a "failed woman" by default is not necessary to remind, I think?

and amused:

Well, and girls are initially the easiest choice - to get married and have children, "choose a family", so to speak.

"Unmarried", "why does a girl need it", "children and family are the main purpose of a woman", "baby with eggs", "unnatural", and more is what a woman who has chosen a career hears. And what they hear about 'carriers' (note the negative emotional coloring of the term) girls before they are granted the right to make 'choice'.