The Impulse:
The Winter. by Dozor. Everyone fucking runs on the trail. You, as always, I know the short road, you hide the rocks, in 5 seconds you go into the snow by the belt.
The summer. by Dozor. All along the path, you - I know the short road, you go through the bushes, in 5 seconds you fall into an open well.
Attention question: was I on the last game running after you in the swamp?)
I read in the morning—just a real intellect, walking in the darkness to the cat, says the cat. I go out of the bathroom in a towel, I step onto the cat, I jump down something to not finally squeeze the last, I climb and jump in the jump (no towel already) I get into the refrigerator.
Hello Kitty, we have a bear.
My head is very bad...
What so?
- I dreamed today that on some tanker somewhere the entire team is made, and the casual passengers do not know how to control them. They go on a full course to a village. So they found in the captain's cabin a notepad with an inet and began to download documentation on how to control the tanker. And at the most responsible moment, they end the bubble on the innet and it is blocked.
The movie is Speed 5 :)
Listen, it is all shit. Here I decide to help them. I really break out of bed, run to the comp and start downloading everything from the injection that can somehow relate to the management of vessels. I throw all that shit on the flash, which I safely leave in the compass and go to bed happy. Immediately I cut and in a dream I give this flash to these horses from the tanker. When it all ended, I did not look. When I went to the bathroom, the movie was over. In the morning I remembered, looked at what was written on the flash - it could hardly help them...
Fall on the table! What did you smoke before sleeping?
I don't know where she works, but recently there was such a dialogue, after which I somehow thought about it
Hi to Hi! How are you? what are you doing?? to
Here is the key to the heart.
I’m in love with what? :)
It is not finished.
She-I just here a bowl with a formalized heart (there helminths are interesting) so twisted that I can't open it now (
For a month I have not left the feeling that a black cat right in front of me with an empty barrel broke the mirror.
Methodology for carrying out control work:
"Control work is done by hand with a clear (selective) handwriting on the computer."
O_O
What is incest?
Well, it’s when brother with sister, mom with dad.
Katya is here!!Now you know what is female housework.
DDDD: I knew it before.)
When I get bored, I’ll bring a girl.)
As long as I endure ?
My personal space is above my lenny.)
Katya: Well, you wrapped up! about laziness with space!!!!and about the girl...I imagine a picture: brought to a girlfriend, she thinks:"well, we are fucking...."!!!You: a bowl with a cloth under the bathroom, there is a dirty piece in the bowl, a pot on the table, potatoes in the refrigerator...! to
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XXX: Tell me what I don’t see anyone!!! And then I see and I don’t see again!!! to
YYY: You are murmuring
ZZZ : xd
and is:
I lost my cosmetic. And the cowards. I am sad)
Will you lend me money before I get my salary?
No, the cat was crying.
Don’t worry, I know he’s an emo.
Is it so easy to excite you?
A month of abstinence... he’s like a pioneer.
What about his tongue and mouth? and ;)
I tried it... I can’t get it (((
The Explanation. There is no sound of L in Japanese, they pronounce R.
One Japanese scientist performed well at the conference. The journalists learned,
After the war, he was a prisoner of war in Russia for several years.
worked in construction. The scientist was asked if his grandfather taught him.
A Russian expression.
My grandfather taught me a phrase that means a lot.
Work hard work.
Can you say in Russian?
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx People don’t live as long as you sleep.
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So it became one that even started thinking to ask Santa for a man for the new year.
And now I thought that he had only deer, elves and dwarves there. Elephants and around is enough, dwarves in the universe is full, and elves because of their comps do not get out - the levels are pumped. I’m glad it came to me earlier than I would have written it to him.
[15:37:12] Anonymous: what will help from diarrhea?? to
[15:38:02] Shaitan: SpongeBob square penny
After yesterday’s corporation. I turn on the modem - it does not work - the lamp does not flash. Then I realized I was flashing at the speed of the light :)
KOrsar45: Parental habits are evil
KOrsar45: Why did you think I was like that?
KOrsar45: It’s all thanks to my dad.
KOrsar45: his merit is that I answer every phone call with a rough power voice "Base of torpedo boats! The President of the Republic of Kazakhstan is listening!"
KOrsar45: It was he who taught me to look at the whispering man in his mouth and say that there are cowards from here.
KOrsar45: And, of course, thanks to him, every time I go to the toilet, if someone is next to me, I must say to him: "Let’s go fasting - I’m catering!"
Bravin: That’s how you grew up so harsh.)
XXX: The Movie Maker! There is no titanium work preserved! What to do?? to
YYY: to wait.
xxx for a long time?? to
Yyy: Until you get used to the idea that you will have to rework everything.