Mosvarvarvar: Remember, there was an active advertising of a balsam, the type of Doppler (?)
Two, a man and a woman, gray, smile joyfully.
By chance, on the stand in the pharmacy, I saw the contents of alcohol.
Damn, from this balm anyone is fun.

The Race:

This is one of the most important things in the world.
to the "who puts the phone"
I bet, I bet, I bet!! to
Please remember to lie in the pants and with the accessory.

This is one of the most important things in the world.

The illiterate are not put in the grave, but they lie. (Listened from Zadarov)

XH: Vanka found a phone on the street. Opinions about its price were divided, an expert commission composed of four senior officials made a decision: unambiguously - not less than 5,000. A large touch screen. The brand is unclear, Chinese.
Called one of the last recruited, it turned out - the wife of the owner, he himself has not yet found the loss. He came, took, gave Vanké a thousand. Father on the phone promised to add and buy Vane at DR or NG something decent.
The owner said that the phone is not as important as the communication. And there really - there were numbers of Moscow, Yekaterinburg, other neighboring cities - in general, the uncle is clearly a builder.
UUU: Vanké pass my personal thanks :good: for honesty (I was never returned, so I say as a victim - he is good!)
XX: His father told him the same thing.
It says that you will save some 4 thousand, and you will remember for a lifetime that someone suffers from losing their phone.
XX: I generally think, it is necessary to build Vanka on the East Fac, to look for Gold of Kolchak or something else lost... He has a gift - once a year such finds. That year, for example, I found it (with me!) 5,000 in one paper. Well, it will not return to the owner - there everyone admits that they have lost. If the keys need to be found, or a card or documents - it is to him. And white mushrooms in the mush generally from our whole family only he knows how to look for. This is his astigmatism. and :-)

I ask a familiar man.
You will save us, right?
Save me, don’t worry, not immediately.
And why?
- And because the MSU is deciphered as the Ministry of Frequent Meetings.

of Alaverda.

Usually after work, I am taken to the subway with some loser. I don’t really want to communicate with him. I usually run the escalator and run into the car earlier. Uncomfortable on the heels, of course.
Today is better. He went into the car next to me. I did not have to run. I hope to have the same luck tomorrow.

Don’t be afraid of criticism from your friend, be afraid of praise from your enemy.
piton1959

The Royal Games

I generally dusted under my bed here in the country today and stumbled upon my old, faithful samurai – the Panasonic video magnetophone.
How much did he serve me in faith and truth? Probably fifteen years. He is now ready for battle, but for a long time I have no cassette for him, and my hand does not raise to get rid of the old man. He earned himself a quiet old age. Okay, let him rest.
I remembered the day we met at VNDH.
It was in the early 1990s, in the winter.
I was hungry but happy, after exhausting wanderings and pricing, I saw it in the cheapest place, pulled out 400 backs and said:

Take it, let’s check it out.

The merchants stumbled, ran to the neighboring barracks for a cassette, pulled the wires, turned on – the cassette turned out to be a porn:

– I’m wildly sorry, but you see – everything works, here’s the stop of the frame, here’s the twist. We will not check the recording, the cassette is foreign. What about packing?
and pack.

I lived then in the town of Railroad with the grandmother of Lydda, a fun mother-in-law of the sixties, with eternal whitening in her teeth.
I ran into my room and unclothed unpacked my goods. I connected and began to patiently wait for two hours until the unit warms up from the frost. I have suffered.
I pull the cassette, and it doesn’t pull...What hell? Has it broken? Oh, that’s what, the merchants were so in a hurry that they forgot their porn inside.
There, Grandma Lida looked into the room and asked:

“Son, you don’t have a program accidentally, or am I going somewhere about it?” I found the glasses, and the program about... I want to know - to wait for me today in Russia - these, like them, hell? Or will it no longer be?

And it must be said that the main passion of Lida's grandmother were television series.
She was watching them all, and the whole house was crumbling as she stood on my face:

What a fool you are! You apologize to me, son, for being straight, but you are ugly! How can a second series be broadcast on another channel? What, is it hard to let people check out at first and only then show on TVC? The cattle!! The most real!

And Grandma Lida demonstrately knocked on the door of my room.
But let’s go back to that first day of my life...

“No, grandmother Lida, no, I don’t buy the program, I see what it takes.
Okay, I’ll go like that.

So I decided to slander:

Weather, Lida, sit here in the chair, let’s see the new series with you, now there will be the first series. Something about love, I don’t remember.
Grandma Lida pleased to spit in the chair, and in order not to miss a single picture, she sent me to the kitchen for the ashes.
The porn turned out to be with a disgusting Russian translation and a rushed approach to the main occupation.
About old life, with pearls, carriages and lush dresses. It looked like horses, but at first they were just horses.
The series series. And the name is neutral – The Royal Games.
It was not a pity that I had a video camera then, or I would make a movie about how Lida’s grandmother grew up watching the TV.
In the beginning, everything went well, Grandma Lida even commented:
I like the series when everything is beautiful and old. Behold, this is a clever man, apparently the chief evildoer, you will see, he will drink after all the boxes. And this healthy, look, look, as he looks at the barrel, so he eats it with his eyelids. And the girlfriend, Fifa, also builds his eyes. Oh... Oh, no... to yourself! Have you seen it, have you seen it? Fuck, she would have removed the cowards! and E! No... to yourself! Well, they’re all about...Lee? Well, that’s a p... Let’s go with the series! How is it? What is it?! They show up! Where is the director of the film studio? It is shameful!! Give me a screenshot!

Shaken grandmother Lida stood up and poured ashes on the carpet, solemnly left the room.

Two weeks have passed.
I had breakfast in the kitchen.
Grandmother Lida entered with the newspaper, smoked, spoke about the weather, about the prices of sugar, about it, and then, as if unknowingly, carefully changing the subject, opened the program, wrapped her glasses from her forehead, hanged with a bite of a pencil over the newspaper and trying not to give excitement in the voice and trembling in her hands, asked:

“Son, what program do you say the Royal Games are going on? Or I click on something, click on it and I can't find it.

If the car with the letter "U" is turned on, it will turn right now.

Here, engaged in the film industry and once again robbed by pirates, the unknown figure of the hand in black formulates the problem of "the movie is not just watching, it is very popular, but paying the gentlemen the slanderers do not want - under each dismissed at the distribution of the impatient thirst for the continuation" - Mr. slander soon responds, read for some reason does not have, and begins to chew excuses "they would shoot well, then the movie would be watched".
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The number of views on the hallway is not the same as missed purchases. But the hoodies create great advertising. It remains to organize a convenient service, where you can get for a penny faster and more convenient. In the games, this works perfectly, by the way - and the filmmakers seem to have stuck in the last century: they do not want to trade online, and on the disks, in addition to the movie itself, there is a bunch of advertising and other unspoiled garbage. That is, downloading a rip is usually more comfortable than paying honestly. And pay for hemorrhoids wanting little, you understand.

Tag: you are home
I: Ask questions, or I think they are watching me.
Tagged with: ahahahah?

News discussion: "Samara surpassed Moscow by percentage in the number of homosexuals"
The comments:
It was wrong thought. Officials should be added.
A part of the GIBD staff.

The Achievement Fact. If the banknote of 5000 rubles is folded in half, then its area will exactly coincide with the area of Moscow housing, which can be bought for 5000 rubles.

Tagged gold youth

The news:
In the State Duma has not started work of the inter-faction group on the fight against passes due to the systematic non-visit of deputies meetings.
No one wants to be president.
that is. A collection of irresponsible liars!

I remembered the fun of the trip.
In Mexico, one customs officer shows the guy how they smoke, well, with their fingers and looks questionably, and I’m a lamb in Spanish, I say, but, grasias. Throw away from the side? No, thank you

The hopeful:

"28 October any guy can offer a girl to date, and she has no right to refuse".
– – – –
I heard the bell, don’t you know where it was?
Not October 28, but February 29; not a guy, but a woman; not to meet, but to marry; not in Russia, but in the UK.

A joke on the subject:
Is it true that Rabinovich won the Volga in the lottery?
Everything is right. Not Ivanov, but Ivanov. And not a Volga, but a hundred rubles. Not in the lottery, but in the cards. He did not win, but lost.

Now about connecting to the company’s internal network: what version of Android do you have?
Sorry, version of what?
... the android. on your smartphone.
Oh my, forgive me what?

and pause. A long pause.

We are archival workers. We talk on the gram.
At the negotiating tubes.

XHH: Envy you, the banderologists, we and the Chief are leaving. I go not to work.
YYY: And we don’t have to work and go anywhere.

I add :
-
Who was the father of Anakin Skywalker and who taught Palpatine?
and...
In a distant galaxy there is Chuck Norris.

– – – – –
The first Death Star had an index of 3310.

Father masters the PC, Boyko is quite mastering despite the age of 73. I received a letter from him today containing this phrase:
When I started the computer popped up the hint that some updates are needed again, I clicked Yes and popped up some conditions that I will have to comply with after these updates, but I think I don’t owe anyone anything –--- and clicked CANCEL."

Discussion of D&D.

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I remember bringing ADND to my provincial town in 2000. explained to a friend how to play, played a couple of games, dropped for the next semester. Half a year later there are rumors - a friend recruited a team and started driving. They played in the desert behind the house, all took mints. The men could not understand - a group of guys 18-25 years sit on the outskirts of the microregion, rattles, scorns, all the time on the high, day by day. with you only lemonade, no cabbage, no bab, no grass, sober like. Myths in confusion. There is nothing to show in the area. A few months later, the local came to the master, presented sectarianism. It turned out that the grandmothers who walked around in the evening listened very carefully, pretending to be old and deaf. The master played some slaves of the world very well, artistically.