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[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №105342
 12.11.2014
Proposals from the 11/11 Committee:
- to sell jewelry more than 15,000 wooden strictly by passport (washing struggle):
- authorize to change individuals not more than 500 euros (dollars) per month.
Welcome to the USSR, who was there? Dreams, dreams and dreams come true.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105341
 12.11.2014
Discussion of news:
In the Minpromtorg refused to believe in the rise in the prices of products
*** by
Nottingham (13:13:11 11/11/2014)
Oh of course! Nippon prices are not rising.
123 (13:14:48 11/11/2014)
The mountains stand as they stand.
Netherlands (13:15:05 11/11/2014)
here here
123 (13:15:19 11/11/2014)
Yes, and oysters at the same prices, here is the red cork a little more expensive, so this year is not a harvest, black is also worth it.
Nuth (13:15:36 11/11/2014)
and :-)

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105340
 12.11.2014
It is strange:
Only in France. Because Britain dragged the whole war on all fronts, one way or another.
And the children should be told how it happened that the USSR had some separate war, in which only they won.
Somehow it turned out that of almost seven years of the world war, almost five full years it went on the territory of the USSR. Neither England nor the United States were captured or occupied. The country of the USSR suffered the greatest loss of population. Those who pulled the entire war on all fronts have little idea of the blockade of Leningrad and the SS commands on the territory of Belarus and Ukraine. The USSR had a separate war and our country won it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105339
 12.11.2014
Here’s my aunt coming in: is it a pearl? The Peloponnese? Are there pellets? It is great! I have a fever and sickle under my coat!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105338
 12.11.2014
As a child, my brother wrote a piece on the topic of “How I spent the weekend” and described my journey to the zoo: “The zoo was very interesting. I saw a lion, a monkey, a begemoth, Masha..." Then it caused a small scandal. I still don’t know if it’s specifically it or not :(

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №105337
 12.11.2014
Are cats really surprised that someone steals their shit from the pot?
Why not? After all, Nikita Mikhalkov is confident that his movies are downloaded from torrents

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105336
 12.11.2014
The Healthy:
By the way, the garbage in the USSR was much less than it is now!

by Mih-Mih
Plastic bags of soap.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105335
 12.11.2014
It worked out, poor... What bags under your eyes. Go to SPA procedures.
- I don't want to go to spa procedures... I want to go to sleep procedures >_<

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105334
 12.11.2014

[11:19:50] motolight: writing in google translate du treibst gut
[11:19:56] motolight: it translates to me – you do well
[11:20:08] motolight: interesting, I think, but to do is make
[11:20:17] motolight: writing du machst gut
[11:20:35] motolight: it translates to me - "and you do well"
Motolight: Everything is doing well

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105333
 12.11.2014
here here :
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The oil went up:
When the dollar was 30p, it was worth $110, or 3300p.
Now, when the dollar is at 50r, it costs $80, that is, 4000r.
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and truth! And we are surprised by the price of gasoline while the price of oil drops...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105332
 12.11.2014
My mother wrote to the mail:
"Only by the fact that the time of your appearance changes in the wattsap, I understand that you are okay)))"

My mom’s peace of mind :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №105331
 11.11.2014
xxx: One day I have a developer coming to work later because he has to get around his new horse.
That’s epic, isn’t it?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №105330
 11.11.2014
Well, what, jewelry "Golden Rain"...in general, Zeus turned into a golden rain to seduce Danaia, a famous picture is. Beautiful and meaningful – there is gold – there will be a woman. You are about what? Yes, we know, but it is because of such shells that a boy cannot be dressed in a blue barley costume, and the rainbow was taken from the children...Sand-sick distortions absolutely began to replace normal concepts, and everywhere...well how to be here for a man not spoiled?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105329
 11.11.2014
When the cover of the notebook was closed, a strange and ridiculous bag emerged - more precisely, a hundred pizzas of reference windows, which had to be closed after half an hour. For a long time, she thought about the secrets of the world building, until she grabbed half a dozen tiny rubber cats on the screen and body. The magic of cats as always helped - I think they don't let the F1 button be pressed.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105328
 11.11.2014
ZZZ: Is there something with the server? Lost access from the outside.
I changed the network map. No shit helped, even the little two cooler stopped working.
ZZZ: We need to warn you.
YYY: We need to warn.
ZZZ: How did the server turn off?
YYY: I did not turn off. The glass was cut.
and zzz:! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105327
 11.11.2014
From Picaboo, discussion of the cinema hall:
X: Moscow, Solovy Cinema, 23 Hall ^_^
Twenty...which one? How many rooms are there?
Z is 5. 1, 2, 3, 4, 23

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105326
 11.11.2014
Needed body drawings Ford Focus II in the body 3-door hatch, 5-door hatch, ST.
Interested in the size of doors, stands, wings, holes, arches, etc.

Full balls
Do you want to resume production somewhere in the car?

[ + 16 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105325
 11.11.2014
To our artist Lin rays of love and inspiration! (─‿‿─)♡
Thanks for your comics. They are incredibly cozy and warm.
Keep it so!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105324
 11.11.2014
Dear colleagues, appreciate the customer’s request: "Hello Julia! Sorry for the missed call there was no possibility to answer the relationship bad, my business is related to the divorce of the Capricorns, I play the guitar left by a group of musicians Moscovites who were at our guests, the guys drank, the bath, pulled on our girls, according to the metropolitan standards, and the girls we have not ballowed in the juice, well here and got into the sludge, in the guests need to behave decently respect the traditions of the Russian depths thrown the instrument and such were, since then mastered acoustic guitar, lip harmonic, I was bored to learn to play, learned to play, but noticed one speciality of playing an interruption in the hearing near the herd of my breed of capricorns increases the hanging with the coccioles, I began to try to play in I do not understand the style of choosing such a lounge. andquot;

The whole office in tears) (the company is engaged in auditing)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №105323
 11.11.2014
As we know:

You encountered on the Internet a picture, telling about what, say, but poorly call your parents now and just say that you love them? "Not weak" - I thought and called to my mom first.
The result - got hysterical from the mother type "What happened?!", and then from the father type "What fucking mother are you scared of?"
__________________________

I have one reaction - "Have you drank?"
And they can also run, because we live in neighboring houses.
In this regard, another problem - "What is it that you've burned the light all night?"
He painted the loggia with a mirror film.
I am 42.

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