He is absurd!! to
And what is this?
Yes to everyone!
Well for example?
Well, for example, it changes the volume on the telephone and leaves it no more than two or five. It can leave the volume at 11 or 23 or 17. The horror! He may also eat children.

The inscription on the leaflet, glued near the computer in the duty part of one district department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs: "The duty! Check the mail every 2 hours.

Degal: I think it doesn’t have to be hot in hell. It can be roughly as dirty, ugly and monochromatic there as it is now on the street. The sinners in such hell are not cooked in boilers, but kept in ponds with cold water. Particularly bullish, not to hesitate, forced to slide a frozen cane, specially installed next to the bench. There are no screams there either, only the knock of the teeth of the trembling sinners and the quiet sad whisper of the rusted clothes, whispering in the wind. The devils there are white and furry, like a mixture of a polar bear and a horned martyr. They do not stumble on anyone with whores, but they water the sinners with cold water from water pistols.
The most exemplary of such hell is sent once a year for a couple of weeks to the ordinary hell, where it is bright, light, warm and dark. From there, they return burned, with fire in their eyes, and bring magnets to the puddles.

There are no tanks in zombie films, because these films reflect the profound dependency of people who have the opportunity to go to movies about zombies, from modern social institutions, and exploit their fear of the rapid and irreversible destruction of such institutions, primarily the army and police, with the subsequent archaization of interpersonal relationships, including the transformation of the vast majority of people around them into unconditional enemies... In general, there was a tank in the Walking Dead, but happiness he did not bring anyone.

X is : Where can I buy a golf clutch?
U to : What you don’t like about baseball?
X is : I am Esther...

Remember, how did the accounting dispute over VAT end last week? I haven’t read all the publications.

You won't see it on YouTube, because my friend - a fan of all kinds of radio and the like, will not post this video because of the "I don't want to burn the installation site". So then. Right in front of its windows is a number of capital garages, one of which is his. Near these garages are parked and those who have no garages or are far from home.
The cables to the garage are carried out secretly and cannot be noticed. He installed a video camera with night vision function (which writes on its own) and a speaker that is located behind the ventilation hole. Why did the speaker not know until recently:
The night. He decided to check the situation on the street without rising from the couch, so to speak. See, and next to the machines rubs a suspicious type and looks inside in search of magnets or video recorders. And then a friend to the whole courtyard in a loudspeaker said the unknown phrase "Here is no fish!". I’ve never seen such a fun run.)

Comment on the fact that the guard of Asgard’s door is black:
The guy has a harmful job, he is open to the suns of all nine worlds!

Commentary on the demotivator with a crawling horse:
XXX: It was hard, but I was underwhelming

You have an impressive sense of duty and iron will.

When a user calls for support and explains the problem in his or her own language, he is a user, a teaser, a loch, and a quotation hero.
And when the patient calls the ambulance and says what happened - the whole country stands up in his defense, shaming our medicine with shame.

and parade!
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It is easy! The patient speaks in a simple language: “I hurt here when I do this.” If the patients were to speak as users, it would sound like: "I have a neocortex broken up, pyramid neutron reuptake does not work." This is the case with neutrons instead of neurons and sulfur. Come understand what I wanted to say.
The Users! Speak simple language, don’t be afraid to seem stupid. We are sad and funny by your wise words.

This is the Peter Wars.
Episode VI: The Return of Boyarsky
Go to the Petrograd side, we have a rooster!

Neighbors have little to do with the heterosexual pidarasses, who listen to music day and night, as well as with strange things: when they are completely cooked with chanson, I cut them off electricity in the shield, and they are like rats sitting in silence and darkness for an hour or two and only then go out and turn on...

Read Strugatsky "The inhabited island". (I immediately warn you that until the hands of the screenwriters touched it, the thing was remarkable) So, there, the inhabitants of the planet Saraksha were convinced that they live on the inner surface of the ball. Only they logic a little "corrected".
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I also immediately remembered Strugatsky ("The refraction here, however, is monstrous!"). I could never have imagined such an atmosphere with a suitable air for a person... It’s all fantastic. So the curvature of the line of the horizon is not such a bad argument, for the Orthodox will come down (those hardly read the "Godmother" fantasy) ;)
Z is. In Saraksha, the concept of the form of peace was contradicted by ballistics (which did not prevent the military from believing in the World Light, and shooting "out of the horizon"). On Earth, ballistics confirms the concept. For believers, however, there is no proof of the error of their faith by definition.

Amazing facts for the "generation inContact".
Words: "search", "Lucche", are written exactly like this!
P.S Add as much as you can, because it is not possible.

Is it a movie for polyglot? They speak Spanish, French, English, and Russian acoustics only for the general background. Without the Korean subtitles, I’t have understood what the film is about.

xxx: no, it is a shit)))))
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XXX: Send a Password
xxx: computer worker calls and cries: on the English layout you need to write in Russian letters "caratica smelled eight-legged"

Show business is when for money, and if without money is just show.

I had a dog. long time ago.
Her years of strength and dog youth fell to the rise of banditism and boundlessness in our country. The dog had a name and even a passport. According to this document, Kobe was referred to as Richard-Gay-Friedrich, plus something else there is unnecessary. Agree that at home to call such a pet to anyone and will not come to mind. Therefore, he was a puppet Rich, well, and then he became just a Son.

And then one late evening the Son had an elementary diarrhea. The husband, laying the girls fairy tales, fell asleep with them in a hug with a blessed, tired-saturated lily on his face. To destroy such a composition I did not raise my hand.
We walked out with the dog and each went on his own business. He stumbled abruptly into the distant bushes (there was always a roar for the nearest ones), and I went to the alley, where we usually walk.
I went out on the sidewalk and walked slowly, breathing fresh air looking at the stars and enjoying scratching the pure fresh snow under my feet.

How I didn’t notice them, I don’t know. I probably dreamed.
Oh oh! What a gift for the New Year, I have not fucked such a clean, cared for and cute lady since youth.
Give me a kick who starts.
The girl I wasn’t inhibited, so I didn’t cry out at once “you are who?”, go away from here, or dumb – help,” but just commanded with a very loud voice:
The son! to me! and Bacon!! to
“You go, Vovan, she’s walking with the child at night,” he rattled alone.
You can sink. And here is Beko.
When my dog just crossed a 70-centimetre-high bush, she didn’t even need to threateningly crawl or chew on the thin end.
It was a dog. and healthy. No, the huge one. (He on the long sandwiches of his husband and two children was not worse than a deer.)
After evaluating the situation, the Son clearly knocked down one with a thorax, and after hitting him, he simply stumbled in his throat, not in his throat, but in his chest. The second, unsuccessful whistleblower tried to make his legs, but the dog’s threatening whistle and my whistleblower said, “Lie!"He was buried in the swarm in which he arrived before the arrival of the police. Oh, I left these bastards in the care of My Son, and went home (there were no cell phones then) to call the nearest patrol.
My husband and children did not wake up and again - I did not want to break this idyll.

I come back, and there, like a movie is being filmed. A couple of UAZik from a distance further illuminate the scene of action. A handful of police officers scratch their necks, standing aside from two crushed bodies, and my Son. I was seen as the main actress. (And what? Sophia is there! The public is present! What is an actress?
They report to me immediately.
- We "FU-FU" to him, and he is dead, only the eyes and eyebrows rattles, but the suspect's JOPA is not removed... We stand and wait for you, as you asked - we do nothing. Hm, explained the situation.

Canons of training we passed, but! With the condition that the command “fas” is replaced by “bekon!!!”The “Fu” team on the “Splush!” “Fuck!” Not standard but effective. The first team guarantees your safety from all kinds of debils without any responsibility for excess self-defense (do not bite the throat? No is? Has his ass broken? It is funny!The second team guaranteed that any debil with a command voice would not order "fu". Without – “Split out! “Fuck!” The team with the votes, except for our family - no options... will not drop, and especially - will not weaken the grip of the jaw.

PS: and the Son ran to help the hostess even during the non-stoping diarrhea (going home, a chain of brown-yellowed traces I noticed on the snow-white snow). And there is also a special proof of this - a completely exhausted detainee.
The stunned, with a slightly bleeding chewed and glued with a patch, "walked" small runs behind the car to the police department about a kilometer tied to the car with one wristband.
Well, they could not just take him on his car of the brand at the time exclusive - "Gigul model 07" to the "sleep", as he smelled incredibly, and also flooded with cockroaches, than the salon would ruin to write off...

Only 18 countries worldwide are richer than Bill Gates.

I drink tea with my friends.
A man came from the garage and asked for vodka and money.
It would seem bad, right?
No, he doesn’t drink, yesterday he bought a new car, wipes there something, and the money gave it all, but tomorrow he will make money.
But I have one day to feel the heavy share of the alphonse drinking wife for the diversity and to accept condolences!