from ZH



Once long ago in the first grade, I was playing some kind of online toy, it seems Ultimate. And I met on the forum with a girl, an adult (at least 10 years old), with a child, in divorce. And we met once, we drank a cup with her and her brother, and we separated. Time has passed. She calls me, and I go out with other shit, telling her with whom, and she calls us for a visit. Well we came, her brother-in-law met us, sat down and drank a beer, and decided to stay with her. I went to sleep in the kitchen. After a while, she is painted in the door, she says that the child is crying, everyone's cheek will be restored, I will knock him in the kitchen and leave, or the brother will mourn. In the end, she deceived me, an innocent and senseless child. The next day, while her brother was taking me home, I talked to him that his sister was a strange girl, but funny. To which he tells me that she was never his sister, but the most natural WOMAN and showed the ring. When I asked him how he treats her outbreaks, he replied that he doesn’t care, most importantly she doesn’t cheat him. I was silent, but I thought about how she didn’t betray him in the kitchen when he slept behind the wall.



Great was the experience. I remember how the consciousness of a 17-year-old boy was deformed. When I was lying on the floor, in the kitchen, a woman who was already an adult, breathed out and said, "I feel a huge potential in you."

Metal-srach in the group "Lie of publications of VK"

Graincor is such a bad metal.
Kids metal is such a bad treasure.
Thrash is such a bad heavy metal.
Heavy is such a bad rock.
Rock is a bad blues.
Blues is such a bad jazz.
Jazz is such a bad classic.
Classic is such a good grindcore.

We sat in the company (all with their couples) and had a conversation on the topic of "who in the house is the owner". My friend’s boyfriend says: "And with us I decide everything, I’m the chief. Oh so sweet? It is"

xxx: she says when I have a break with school or a cursor, she will come and cook us soup xd
I can cook myself.
You will not dispute my mother.
You know how to cook soup?
YYY : of course. to cook ragi, to smoke vegetables and meat, to make omelets, 5-6 dishes of potatoes, meat and vegetables, to baking cakes, to make cocktails and glint wines, to make pizza, to cook shrimp, to roast fish and meat, to make cakes and baking and more...
XXX: O_o
Not a man, but a dream.
You will cook everything.
XXX: I go to work.
yyy: as well as smoothing, washing, cleaning, washing the floor, twisting, breaking, repairing, going to work, for food and other things.
XXX: Do you want me?
Fuck with whom?
xxx all by myself :)
yyy : :-/

All of us are talking about the Great Parade of Planets...from the sun to the center of the galaxy where there is a terrible black hole.
And all the planets will become so evenly in a row, ah...
I am afraid of myself (
And nothing that beyond the solar system we know far from all the planets? That the most modern methods of detection of planets allow to find only healthy planets influencing the orbit of their stars by gravity? So who and how could calculate the orbits of planets that we don’t even see?! to
You are stupid! The Mayan shamans had their methods!
zzz: hemp and mushrooms?

My friend has a big hole. I watched Harry Potter in a drunk state. was impressed. According to the story of his wife then about an hour ran around the apartment for his wife with a sushi stick and casted two spells:
1st Oral to wife Expeleriamus!
2nd He walked his stick to his side and wildly shouted "Sorry!!!and "

xxx: So I thought about it, but if I hang up the tank to the ceiling, many will suspect it.

In Stuttgart, in the Porsche Museum, a non-epic sports car hangs on the ceiling. And next to the inscription: "According to the pressure force theory, when reaching 321 km / h this Porsche 956 can drive on the ceiling."
It's all about smart inscriptions - write something about secret military suction =)

HHH: Capec... Gave Igor a note name... So embarrassed before the general now...
WOW: What is it?and :)
Fuck, I’ll give that troll! Today I took his notebook from him, and I went to work without inclusion... I go in, I meet with the general... Well he asked, say, how things are there, I say – let’s show you, I have everything on the note...
I am looking forward to :) :)
I go in, I open the book, he wakes up and begins to publish sounds from the best German films in the entire general cabinet, I log in... And there is something open in the player! The chief so rattled and added: "you would have rested what... personal life would have settled".

This country is called Honduras.
The company was not named. The word had to be.

I was in three interviews. And the conversation in all about the same: in the vacancy costs ZP 30,000 rubles, but we can offer 25,000 rubles, white only 12,000 rubles. The vacation will be 3 weeks a year, not 4, but in the contract will be 4. It will be delayed, but no one will pay for it. Working day from 9:00 to 18:00, but the director comes at 8:00, so it is better to come at 8:30.
I wanted to ask if I should be able to collect sugar cane and know the song of the Negroes from Rabbi Isaura.

Comment on the lifehack post "And which iPhone app would you call the coolest for yourself this year?":
and Android

Go to the book site before going to bed from the laptop to read something. It ranks the top 20 books, on the pen place of Kamasutra, on the second - One Hundred Years of Solitude. It doesn’t seem to be a very good experience with the people of Kamasutra :)

XXX: And let these high school students continue to think that Thrash has a husband.
Yyy: Do you think she lived in the sins of children? and :)
Zzzz : of course! from the carrier.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

from ZH:
Grelectric: Children in the middle of the 21st century will no longer scream from the pot: “Mommy, I’ve cracked!”

Stop the quarrels about homework. No need to argue. You just need to respect the right of others to rest, and take care of each other. You live with a human being, not a robot, remember this. When a man, unable to withstand the reminders of a running crane or a rushing stalk, begins to quietly mate, and says, “I, after all, do not have to be a sanitary technician (slipper, etc.).And " he is right. is right. And it is easier and quieter not to persuade him, getting more and more annoying, but immediately call the master. But the same way a woman has the right to say, “Dear man, I am not a washer, I am not a cook, I am not a cleaner – let’s hire a housewife.” She will also be right. Is it incomparable? Do you have such expenses in your pocket? True, not every family can afford such luxury - a housewife is expensive. And now think about why the sanitary services you need every five years and the services of a housekeeper are valued so differently. Maybe because she has a lot of work, and she does it much more often? Compare what load, in addition to the main work, your wife carries on a daily basis, and how often you have to do so. The "man" work for himself.
P.S I know there are a lot of men who at least sometimes help wives - no claims to you. We appreciate and love you. If you're one of them, don't miss it just out of male solidarity - remember how many of you have familiar loungers and gamers.

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My mom doesn’t let me.
XXX Why? Do you have a tradition of celebrating the end of the world in a family circle?

I loved her, scratched my teeth in photoshop, painted acne! She has changed me!!! to

Lawyers are pleased, lawyers are pleased

From school works

If there is global warming, bananas will grow everywhere.
Then people will stop working and gradually turn back into monkeys.
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At the end of her life, Anna Karenina fell under electricity.
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There were no computers before, and the girls were decent. So it was boring and people were fighting or explaining in love all the time. (Based on War and Peace)
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Professor Preobražensky finally realized that a dog is better than a man.
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During the duel there was snow and Lensky sang a very good sad song.
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Putin is the strongest. He can do whatever he wants and nothing will happen to him. We used to have a drunk president. He was drunk, and Chubais pulled his keys out of his pocket, opened the locks of his homeland and stole. And Putin himself opens up the closets of the homeland and takes from there everything he wants and gives to his friends. And whoever does not listen to him, he does not give, but instead takes them and puts them in jail.

Dear editor! Do you know if Santa Claus is there or not? My mother says it is, and my wife laughs.