Look what a cute cat!
The cute? He barely bitten my leg on Thursday. The hell is your cat!
Take a look at how fun he plays!
This is not a game, but a ritual. He wants to open the gates of hell and return home.

Conditions for membership in the multi-family organization.
You know the joke: "How do you get involved? very simple. There are six people and one cat. And the cat for what? Congratulations, you are accepted!"
“No, we’re all harsher... We’re only taken through the bed. At least three times.

Well, this is why the guy worse than the atomic war wants a gorgeous beautiful girl?
and cries out to the whole world that she will not even look at him.

Look at it, look at it, you want it? No is? And why?

I’ll get rid of the annoying lame shorts that forever climb the walls. Quickly, high quality and for a long time. and expensive. 11 to 11 11. and smog.

XXX: What a fool in Kiev
I read that a good tone is the name of a base with the big letter.
XXX: And changed them all!
XXX: Now I have a flock to scratch kilometers of code
XXX: Changing all the big letters
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Because another debil, instead of using a separate cloth class for working with the bases, glues all the work straight into the code. Otherwise, one variable would have to be corrected in config. At the end of the first class.
The crawlers are like that, yes.

I have a champion in stupidity! He broke all the records! To his question about what I’m doing in life, I answered "I just seem to degrade without work." And I got a brilliant answer!!!! In which city do you degrade?! to

Added to the Grammarnacy,
Stop all of your classics. The school program, you will know, has variations because there is not enough time for everything. Therefore, somebody is passing through the Thunder, and somebody is a Homeless. Bulgakov is also divided: who is Master and Margarita, and who is Dog Heart. And don’t have to go here, about read – did not read. In the summer reading list, of course, there are all the works, but first - who has read them all? Second, who remembers them all? If they did not chew up in the classroom, then most likely the names did not delay.
In general, forcing 14-15-year-olds to read classics is a wasted waste of time.
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The problem is that the one who did not read started out. Instead of assuming that he does not know something, he was upset by the number of likes, plunged to the mummy, and believed himself, for the sake of heaven, to be offgenically erudited. And in general, I will reveal to you the secret - you can read not only in school and not only the program. It was unexpected, right? And classics are taught in school (and not passed!To generally instill children a useful reading skill and broaden their horizons. If you could read, it would be easier for everyone. You would understand with whom the quarrel began, and TS understood that a few similar letters were not enough to recognize the characters as identical, and even would admit the existence of books besides those two that he had owned himself.

here here :

You say it like going on a bus is a bad thing. The more people ride on public transport, rather than on personal (one person per car, ah), the less traffic on the roads, less damage to the environment, less the number of accidents.
And – no, I do have a good car) but I don’t often shy away from buses.
My friend is a woman with a salary under 200. And also.

So, because of who in the morning in buses pressure 7105...Citizens dear! These rich people are very upset, they are ready to take everything from us, even the seat in the bus!!! to

I don’t understand why four grandparents should mean gay? Is it only in this direction that the human brain is working now? When I was a child, I said I had one grandfather and five grandmothers. At the same time, I knew that there were actually two grandmothers, two grandmothers and one granddaughter (sister of grandmother). But it was a long talk, and everyone was "grandmothers".

xxx: now it is almost impossible to compose so that nothing reminds. And if you try well, you can hear something from Vivaldi from the Gaza Strip.
Yyy: The King of our Yuru, the Italian sick!

I’m 26, and I’d like a girl younger than myself, but I don’t get along with them. My mind is only appreciated by girls over the age of 29.

Unfortunately, I haven’t met a single single 22- to 24-year-old girl who appreciates a guy’s mind.
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The question is, what do you value yourself if you have a criterion when choosing a girl - her age? Deal with your bars before exploring other people’s bars.

Brain washing happens through the stomach.

She ran on the road, the last five meters she drove on the pope, gracefully stood up, entered the salon. The man pleased, “Let me cut off your sandals?”

The State Duma wants to ban Russians from working non-professional. I wonder what kind of educational institutions are issuing deputies?

Q: Have you seen the news?
U.S. gasoline fuel has been cheaper for two consecutive months
WOW: Well, if we count in dollars, we also have it cheaper((((((((

Friends are PCs! In our technical department, snowflakes are hanged on the wall, the patterns on which are carved to represent the symbols of the emblems of Game of Thrones!

I continue here:
Also, Chinese representatives offer to practice therapeutic massage and acupuncture at the ISS.
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Take us to the ISS, we’ll massage you!
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And they themselves are weaved with a needle to the right point and the cosmonauts are already sewing their puppets on MX!

regardless of your hypocritical attempts to justify it or cover it with indignation, behind which, in essence, there is banal envy and nothing more.

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Who is jealous? Metal or Blizzard? I am jealous. But I don’t mind paying money for their work. But I do not envy Mikhalkov, and I have not watched his products and will not watch. Why to pay him?

The computer continues our day.
The bag box is empty.
At the table a red flower burns the eye.
A cigarette in my hands, although I do not smoke - this scheme is simple.
No more coffee, everything is in us.

The weekend!! They require our hearts.

I don’t understand why I invented photography.
I don’t understand why you need to take pictures of your own bakery in all poses, which you see in the mirror every morning.
WOW: It has been invented ever since the young princes were brought the portrait of their mistress - all so lush, beautiful, red, without exception. And as he went to get married - comes out a dusty thin swab spotting.
So photoshop was invented before photography?