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[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74994
 28.12.2012
Commentary on the router:
ZZZ: This model should be removed from production because 70% die within a month, not picking them up. I tried more than 50.
XXX: And you, I see, are stubborn...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №74993
 28.12.2012
XXX I am on the train. Next to the lighthouse stops such a cleanest, slicked Toyota RAV4. Behind the wheel sits the same licked lady with a full parade, makeup and manicure, all in gold and a very beautiful coat. It is pleasant to see. And then she gently starts forging in the nose with her gentle fingers with the perfect manicure.
Take care of yourself always and everywhere.
The commentary:
YYY : I agree. I only crawl my nose when the car is dirty.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №74992
 28.12.2012
Verblood and needle ear

Recently, we have faced the need to carry the camel through the needle ear. We caught the smallest camel, but even the smallest specimen is too big for a needle ear. Then geneticists for a good investment brought a new camel. of small. Less than a calf. But again, you understand yourself, and with these dimensions in the needle ear do not confront. The geneticists expected further miracles, but having mastered the money, they abandoned miracles.
Then the mechanics took over the matter, and led the development in terms of increasing the needle ear. First they made it ten centimeters, then thirty, and finally a meter.
Can you imagine a needle with a metric ear? It is impossible to use such a needle, it will not slip into the button, even a hole in the pants will not be sewn. However, this was exactly what was required for the report on the spent cap investments.
And here on the square with the massive crowd, a small camel easily passed through a huge needle ear. There was noise all over the world.
Our camel passed through the needle ear. We shouted joyfully.
From that time on, all camels are small, and all needles are giant. Both of them are completely useless, but this is a little thing that is not to be talked about.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №74991
 28.12.2012
Seven-year-old girls are so cautious.
I asked my mother to pour a bottle of warm water. To the question "why?" he replied:
The tongue is then cut off.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №74990
 28.12.2012
Q: We have been reconciled. Very relative, if so to say. As it should be - a conciliatory sex, from which the fucking you get rid of. I'm what, we've got everything badly glued, and here in the 'dog's' posture, I mean, we're doing it and here I've got a straightening thing on my leg. Gluck I think. Then I was squeezed and I lowered my head and what I saw there was the two sights of the frightened eyes of my cat, who lay under us and watched with fear.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74989
 28.12.2012
Tagged with: "Philipska"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74988
 28.12.2012
I hate what I have created, now I understand what God feels like. – Homer Simpson

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74987
 28.12.2012
Answers from Google:
Why did Breivik put the computer and the internet in prison?
Yyy: It is not human to completely isolate a person from society, because through the Internet this wonderful person can help young people to change their worldview and great results in life.
I believe that the laws in Norway are very progressive and that killing Muslims should not be equated with killing people.
Zzz: Killing Muslims should not be equated to killing people.

Well said.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74986
 28.12.2012
FoXTi: A friend met with a girlfriend last year.
FoXTi: I guessed that nothing would break him.
FoXTi: And what do you think? Nothing broke him.
FoXTi: Next year it will be guessed that he will have it all right...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74985
 28.12.2012
Comments on the torrent on Chuck Palanick - Snuff. Audio book in English.
Mx_lable: I want to learn English.
Ray1234: And no one has shoes? = = (
Tagged with: Sabbath? For an audiobook? You are stubborn!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74984
 28.12.2012
From the Student Psychology Forum:
To what does not lead to psychofak) you begin to get sick of everything you need to treat!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74983
 28.12.2012
xxx: lj,hsq ltym/
Put the point switcher!! to
Ohhhhh no no. Religion does not allow.
What does religion have to do with it?
He doesn’t let me write the word "Ktolhu".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74982
 28.12.2012
I have a cat like Russian from an anecdote. I come home - the tree rolls, half the toys are scattered throughout the apartment. I cannot find the others.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74981
 28.12.2012
XXX – Let’s meet you!
Starakanami: - No annoyance, I am looking for an older man.
XXX is not age. Only the level of development matters.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74980
 28.12.2012
Excerpts from Explanatory:
08.08.2012 parish at 8-01 was late due to the fact that there was no hot water to wash and had to boil the water, which took more time than expected. Since the body did not rebuild in the absence of hot water, the situation repeated several times.
03.09.2012 parish at 08-19 delay due to the driver of the bus. When I realized that I was late to work because of traffic jams, I was decided to get out of the bus halfway and walk. Since the driver of the bus was in the 2nd row he refused to open the door so I went out referring to the violation of the PDD if he did in a way that entails a fine.
On September 6, 2012, the parish at 08-12 was late due to the fact that it misestimated the distance from home to work and its physical capabilities. I went on foot not to get into a similar situation since 03.09.2012.
On September 14, 2012, at 10-13 a.m., the parish rallied herself all morning for sleeping and not hearing the alarm! Since I live alone (mother went for treatment) to wake up no one.
18.09.2012 parish at 08-06 late since the guys stopped and asked to smoke, assessing the number and physical data of these guys I decided to give a cigarette and answer a few questions. I think I made the right decision.
20.09.2012 parish at 08-12 late due to lack of money on the eve of wages. Since cooking is not my cocktail, I ate a fast cooking snack because of which my stomach got sick.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №74979
 28.12.2012
There are taxi drivers at work. All originates from the mountain republics of the CIS, aged approximately 40-45 years. Normal and fun. They compete a bit with each other.

I was driving with one today. His name is Salman. He tells me: "I went out at night a week ago. I see Timor’s car standing. Let me think sublime. He wrote on the paper: "Church, I will find you anyway!!!". He put him under the yard. Timor does not come to taxi for a week stop, and is staying at home".


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74978
 28.12.2012
Discussion on the topic: "Do people get stupid from the internet"

xxx: I disagree about the internet, people get stupid because they are stupid at first, or their parents are stupid, or their surroundings are stupid.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №74977
 28.12.2012
Near the cinema:
Who wants which movie?
I am for Looper... fucking...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74976
 28.12.2012
Feldscher-Kun: Yesterday a corporate incident happened.
I feel like a steamer now.
All day on activated coal.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №74975
 28.12.2012
Q: Do you know that it’s time to move and live alone? In your years, Kurt Cobain had already shot himself!
Yyy: Unlike Kurt, I have my head on my shoulders.

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