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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №107234
 23.12.2014
Do not think of advertising. We have a dendi in the METRO, the same console))) While my wife is gradually walking with a cart, I and some uncle like me play, rug, psycho, and then we break up as childhood friends.
Sometimes she looks like a fool.)

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107233
 23.12.2014
to there:
to this:
Who will make you a priest?
We need to build a zigzag!! to
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Zikurate is already there. Standing on the Frontal (Red) Square, built into the wall of Kromlech, it is called the "Mausoleum".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107232
 23.12.2014
XXX: Let's Watch a Japanese Movie
Are there tangles there? Or is it not about love?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №107231
 23.12.2014
I decided to surprise my husband. While he was washing, she grabbed her trousers with her tail, cat ears on her head, and seductively went to bed, took the pose of a playful cat...Wake up from the fact that the naked playful cat was wrapped in a blanket, scratched behind her ear and said, “Sleep, bleachy.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107230
 23.12.2014
Teached colleagues the label%) now instead of being healthy they say: you hear, you know that by the label it is inappropriate to sneeze %)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107229
 23.12.2014
Shit what I remembered! A hundred years no cry is heard "Zoi, we remember you!!11th Anniversary"

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107228
 23.12.2014
This is:
I... just like the Russians will write "in" or "in", "Belarus" or "Belarus". But once you started on logic... here is your neighbor, for example, Ivan, you call him "Vanka", and it irritates him. And he asks you to call him, well, at least "Vanja". Will you send him? Are you disturbing your relationship because of nothing worth the formality for you?
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The example is false. is
You have been together since childhood, in kindergarten, in school... then you grew up, your ways split, but you remained good neighbors. You’ve called him Vanessa all your life. And then at the next meeting he rattles all the time and suddenly says, “Listen, don’t call me Vanya anymore, call me Basilio now.” He asks, okay You call him Basilio in his eyes, but with his parents at home, you call him, of course, Vanya. And here he comes to you home and declares, “I have heard that you talked with your mother and called me Vania, I am Basilio, you must call me Basilio at home, or I will be insulted to the depths of my soul.”
I understand that the insult is your "Ukrainian" and "Belarusian" past. However, Soviet survivors are strong in the people. Are you tired of destroying everything?
Z is. And, by the way, not "Belarus" but Belarus. A delicious cactus?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107227
 23.12.2014
From Habr:
XXX#
I went to Moscow for a couple of days. Just so, to walk. to see the temples. The square...

YYY#
In the middle of January, it is beautiful.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №107226
 23.12.2014
XXX: It’s not good to praise yourself, of course, but thank you for a great dinner.
yyy: Here, guy, straight up the continuation: "... and for a magical night - I was magnificent" )))))))
xxx: Ssssss!!))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107225
 23.12.2014
Comments on Router antennas
Can Egyptian pyramids be rope antennas?
YYY: You can connect a wave to the tomb.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107224
 23.12.2014
Many people then ate very poorly, most had no money at all for meat, fish, fruits and vegetables.

Yes, the parents barely found the chicken! at the New Year's table, and I, standing 1.5 hours in a row on the street for 2 dozen eggs, then poured another hour, heating my feet near the battery... But at the same time, we managed to celebrate the holidays! My DR in April 1993 was especially remembered by the fact that my mother and I managed to smash 26 portions from two blue chickens... and nobody left hungry and sober... But yes, the times were terrible, especially for girls - probably not all remember this, but one was dangerous to go out: the car and the girl could easily get stuck in her in the middle of the white day and take her away.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107223
 23.12.2014
Siddhartha set up the program. He looks at the window and asks:
Is it XP or Win7?

He doesn’t seem to set the program.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107222
 23.12.2014
Everyone is raising prices and we are lowering!!!* is

• Quality

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107221
 23.12.2014
Europe is proud of what has been, America is proud of what is, Russia is proud of what will be.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №107220
 23.12.2014
Do you remember the movie “With Me, Mukhtar”? His story began with the fact that a man with a dog appeared on Mosfilm and offered to make a film based on the script written by him. The man came from somewhere in Siberia. The script turned out to be extremely weak, but the dog was really trained just amazingly. It is apparent that a hole was found in the plans of Mosfilm, as the man and the dog have been sent back to Siberia, and the script has been handed over to professionals. Four months later, the dog and the owner were called back to Moscow and began shooting.

The main character - a police officer played Yuri Nikulin. It is clear that the dog did not perceive him in any way, so during the shooting the dog's owner stood behind the frame and gave commands such as: "Go to Yura", "Give Yura", "Find Yura" etc. Yes, and they lived at Nikulin's house, he himself offered it, so that the dog would get used to him. And now the shooting is over, Nikulin accompanies them at the train station back to Siberia and proudly says to the dog’s owner:
Your dog loves me more than you.
Why did you decide so?
So he came to me every morning and asked me to take him out.
Well right. He came to me at first, and I didn’t want to get up. I said, “Go to Yuri.”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №107219
 23.12.2014
Taikom from his wife decided to pump adult movies onto our laptop.
Decided to create a folder in which it won't fit, he called "Fishing. Types of survivors.” He threw it on the disk D and accidentally saw the folder "Short. Technique of cutting.” I went and saw a lot of porn.
We definitely approach each other.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107218
 23.12.2014
Early development strikes me in the very heart - I recently heard about a fitness group for babies from one and a half to three years old. This is how the kids trained in the dressing room:
What are you happy about, on the dry or on the mass?
I am still on milk...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107217
 23.12.2014
What, fucking, the problem to buy vodka is =__= if you want a dumb vodka of alcohol with water, without, blatantly, berry/lemon/mint juice, sugar, soda, green tea extract and dragon foam press >__< Hmurka

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №107216
 23.12.2014
Fossi: the most international animal is the panda.

The panda is a white black Asian.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107215
 23.12.2014
Realkok: The main reason for men's loyalty - banal household laziness and dancers

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