The status of the girl: If you want to hit, watch it not hit.

XXX...to sing in karaoke the voice is unnecessary... it takes good vision and lack of conscience))))

Anastasia
by *****
I got a Philips epilator... but I don’t need it, I sell it for 1500 rubles
The new! There is a boiler and a cooling pad, description and price can be seen here:

by Alexander:

****
Once I gave it, I still need it 😉

XXX: I liked it!
zzz: Tired of these catastrophes... all kinds of meteorites. We would have made our film about how communism came across the globe. In the West it would be like a horror movie. We have a comedy.

of Chelyabinsk. Well, the weather here, like everywhere, is not ahti. By night it was 32.
Shortly in the morning I drove through the sleeping areas and watched such a picture. We have people with wisdom. To see one such unit thought - it will be cold at night, the car will suddenly not start from the morning. Where would you put it so it’t get so cold? And I put it on the heating plant (from there usually a pair of white balls). But apparently the man is slightly minded. During the night, the entire steam that rolled from the pipe tightly wrapped the car and turned it into one shapeless icebreaker. I haven’t seen anything like this yet: a poor shovel stands in the middle of the street – well, there’s really a bowl of ice, and from below, in small gaps at the wheels, there’s steam. It is beautiful)))

(Discussion of tasks from the BDS on finemanagement)
Your uncle Scrooge understands that you can no longer be treated as a child and offers you $500. Now or $1000. In four years. What percentage rate will make your choice equal?
YYY: What to say...
YYY: I would consider the risks
YYY: That Uncle Scrooge will go to the world of outlawed ancestors in these 4 years
YYY: Or that he will start treating me again as a child in 4 years.
YYY: And in general, judging by the proposal, in 4 years he will quietly let saliva in the corner and crack.
YYY: And he will be treated like a child.
XXX: more precisely as a duck
YYY: And he will have a duck.
YYY: Just not the one he dreamed of =)))

I walk down the street, I am going to cross the road in a very crowded place (at the metro Primorskaya). The lighthouse closes the car, the lights are not visible, everything breaks across the road.

A guy passes by with a girl and tells her "Look at what interesting logic people have. If the sphatofor is not visible, the light is green.

Hey guys, thank you for laughing! and :)

and L.C.F.Are you completely normal? How could you have thought of this?! to
Conrad: This is another thing, for example, I have read a lot about human behavior and I know that people are most scared in places of isolation. For example in the toilet. Sitting means a fat man on the toilet. Shaggy, sret means, the papyrus eracts and here the HERAC, the light dims, the clutches from the toilet of his clutches for eggs and pulls down, the clutches around the blade wrapped and in his ass shakes and laughs such a wild satanic from all sides...
and L.C.F.If so, young man, we don’t know you.

I can’t go away from today...
The brain wants fun and joy, the body asks for mercy and wants to hide.
Listen to your brain 😉
The body is trying to spit it out (

Leroy
Today in the subway was fun: I eat, two Canadians are sitting opposite talking. on the arbat enters a girl, the first thing that hits the eye - terribly broken eyebrows, hairy on one side and thin on the other. The two looked around and froze, trying not to stumble. One of them didn’t stand and issued: "wow... whose idea was it?" Mhatov’s pause. "And why did she agree?and "

Interestingly, it is normal when the 38-year-old pre-jurfaka puts his photo on the avatar in contact, and below is a picture of the "Student's" vaseline with the slogan "Session, as by oil".

<chh> at our office admin all cut off the ass and the power I turned off the passian "spider",Dad how embarrassed it became

Nothing so violates the rights of rodents as mice.

The case takes place in Toronto.
My friend has a puddle. It’s a big deal, with a passport.
She brought four puppies a couple of months ago: three grey and one black.
The hostess, I don’t know why, named the gray puppies Putin, Medvedev and
Harper (Steve Harper - Prime Minister of Canada), and black, of course, - Obama.
The dogs have grown, it’s time to sell. The owner issued them passports on these names and gave an announcement about the sale.
Comes on the announcement a aunt, 100% Canadian, chooses a puppy, asks, "How is his name?"
The owner is Harper.
The buyer: "But you can't call the dog that way, it's disrespectful to the prime minister!"
“If you don’t like the name, you can change your passport to any other.”
The buyer agreed, the puppy bought.
A couple of days later, the owner calls: "Oh, the puppy is so cute, so playful, so affectionate! Thank you very much!”
“Have you changed his name?”
P is“You know, I just call him Steve.”

You need to be sick, you need to be sick! What you have.
Is there a minimum weight?
3 kilograms 200 grams, doctor.

by Lika [01:38:18]
What do you do?
Isverg [01:39:01]
I do not drink.

How did you connect the separator?
and yes! Yes to! by Daaa!
And again yes!
And 300 more times. But shit, she doesn’t work. I sit on my mobile.

Attention comrades!
Beeline for the new year began sending MMS messages to its subscribers. In the message, a picture with a white bear, an inscription that 'where else is still colder' and a bunch of links to provider portals.
MMS messages are accepted by most phones automatically, a fee for this on some (and maybe all) rates.
That is, you pay for what you didn’t order and what you didn’t need.
I received about 10 rubles today.

With respect, bring your attention and draw conclusions.

A friend has dropped:
-I came to computer science today, there is a young perpod, but the fool is still that. He sits down, asks questions one by one, I feel like it’s worth... "Why, why, why?"... He briefly got me, question 10 already. Again my favorite "Why?" and I quietly under my nose "because the gladiolus".. He rattled and said, "Why didn't you immediately say that yours! Take a look!" :)

I’ll be flying to Egypt in 3 hours 😉
Are you already drunk? 😉
1 in the meaning?
I personally always drink before the plane)))
Are you afraid to fly?
I like to drink 😉