The accountant calls:
My printer is printing!
Technical Support Officer Answers:
How many strips?
and one.
You seem lucky...
thank you! To Goodbye!

In the subway next to me is a man in a coat, a business suit and a tail with a pink rubber and a pumpkin on the back of the head. Overcoming embarrassment and tact, I ask quietly:

Do you have a tail? The clothes are not very suitable.

Of course not, he filmed. My daughter forced me out, I didn’t even look in the mirror. Last time nobody said it. So I went to the office and came.

The best way to learn a foreign language is to learn to understand their songs.
Ask those who have learned Russian: what is Ilya Lagutenko singing about?

©Flamberg

rizn: It has been understood why of n working containers, only one crown is insulting a certain process that is performed with error.
Expectation: A clever problem with setting up a particular container.
Reality: In the other containers the mail is broken.

What is the name of a man who is protected by the PPA?
and Dad.

As the academic Pavlov once said, “Good things are forgotten, and bad things are never!”

Summer, a park and a chess pavilion. I have set up the figures, waiting for a rival. On other tables are already playing, including one long bonded blonde, a pretty strong amateur. This time he came with his daughter of five or six years. This blue-eyed miracle first watched my dad play, then got bored, started walking between the tables, finally approached me.
Do we play? He asks me.
Sit down, I say.
The girl chose the white and played the horse. In response, I pulled out my horse. She brought out another horse, and I too. She moved the horse again, and I played symmetrically. She is a horse, and I too. So we made a few more moves. Finally, I did not endure.
Will we play with other characters? I ask.
I do not know others yet.

In a few years, education reforms and rockets will stop falling! They will stop flying.

Xxx: found a guy-programmer, all as I love)
WOW : the gesture. This is how we sign up on your phone:
Andrei - WEB
The Smoke 3D
Tagged-GameDev
Favorite of S
Not a phone, but a programming guide.

By the way, there are so many most perverted ways to fill a girl.

Have you already offered a construction foam?

The MotoCavalleria

Yes, it was simply created as a military development in two variants - flying (with a lock for throwing bombs and photographing enemy positions) and ground (with a lock for covert mining). In the civil version, the luci simply forgot to remove.

Russian language is much richer than English. In Russian, I can say anything, and in English, only Lendon of the Capital of Great Britain.

Independence

I forgot what we had with her before the wedding.
p.s Do not forget!

It was a good, turbulent, saturated life, once that could have been forgotten!
Someone reminded me of a joke about two twin girls:
A guy in a bar took two twins, drank them, and brought them home. I decided to do the first. Then he broke up and saw that the entire ass was occupied by a huge tattoo – a spider. No, he cut it off to the second. And the second on the chest tattoo is a dragon. I started to love her, and then the first said, "I see you have a trombone in the corner, I can blow it! Walk to! And here he spares one, and the whole other dudes on a trombone. A month later, his sisters pass by his house. One asks, “Can we go in and see that guy?” Do you think he still remembers us?? to

p.s Although, of course, the cat with the lamp of the author clearly lacks! and ;)

The government has allowed state-owned companies to hide their suppliers. Simultaneously, the government for the same reason completely closed the procurement of the Ministry of Defense, the FSB and the SVR, transferring information about contracts with these departments to the state.

While state-owned companies around the world are trying to be as open as possible so that taxpayers see how their money is spent, in Russia it is exactly the opposite – we close accounts so that people don’t see their taxes being stolen. We are moving in the opposite direction of evolution.

xx
Today is International Sex Day!!! to

xy
I watched it from the morning that it was all that fucking shit.

The Medical. The sixth course. With my own eyes, I see a great miracle - six months before the diploma, yesterday's dolabies, copniks, club girls and alkashi with an experience turn into serious adult doctors, cheering in terms, reasoning about the future and the nature of things.

X: But here’s something specific, like “I’m excited when I’m beaten by salmon on my left nipple,” I don’t even know, I’ve never thought about it.
Y: Emm... It’s overwhelming
X: This is an example
Y: A tough example
X: No, it is hard if frozen salmon