XXX: Where is the Bordeaux?! to
YYY: And I ate it.
XXX: How did you eat? What does it mean to eat? Kissing the pot? Kissing a two-litre pot? You said it didn’t taste good!! to
Unfavourable does not mean uneatable.

c) there is m.

We have the operator commented on: (y)) New republic in the Russian Federation )) - Republic "TARTARstan ))"
Filial of Hell, Fuck

<breqwas> The area of the circle is proportional to the square of its diameter
<qw> this is
But this phrase won’t explain to two aunts why two pizzas of 28 cm are smaller than one pizza of 41 cm.
<breqwas> The problem

/by phone, Kostya, 6 years old/ - Daddy I finally learned to speak the letter "R"!!! The RRR! The fish! Oh, how good you are! How is the garden? Oh well!

The pattern slightly broke. From the football article:
"Louis has no chances to quickly fit into the base objectively more."

I have the whole office ?
vsekane4to: from what?
I: The Project Manager is screaming on the phone
See also: ALLO
I am Vladimir Ilyich!! to
vsekane4to: ooh
vsekane4to: Lenin
vsekane4to: is he calling in the mausoleum?
I am Vladimir Ilyich!! to
You are missing!!! to
Lost in the most interesting place!! to
vsekane4to: the connection is bad?
The job is up ?

When you go to the toilet, do you lock the door?
YYY: No
XXX: And I am not. This means that we trust each other and love each other very much.
We do not have a castle.

Nonimy: "The guests are good. A computer at home" he said and went home :c

It appeared here on February 14, 2012:
"Recently, melodrams have moved on to that genre,
Previously, it was a pure horror film. It's like a movie about vampires, and the slugs chew for two hours.
I think we should wait a few more steps soon. Joe the Zombie. They eat human brains. But he also has feelings. He loves a black woman named Merry. And despite the rotten skin, it’s a mutual feeling. Merry wants to tell people that the zombies are generally good, despite killing everyone they can.

And in February of this year came out the movie "Heat of our bodies"...

13-year-old girl, in audio recordings in VK: Metallica, Sistem of a Down, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, RHCP, Spline and others, etc. I am glad that not all children are lost.

[23:06:32] by JeanDo you know why air is in chips?
[23:06:55] Jolly*: not
[23:08:41] by JeanWhatever they do not break.
by Jean.Take as much air as you can and I’ll ask again. Will you be my girlfriend?

The eternal theme of shoes:
I sort all the socks. and Globe
I’m already thinking about putting chips on them.
Q: Are you losing?? to
WOW : Yes! I have a department in my closet called "Wait for me". There are lonely socks waiting for Kvasha to find their pair.

The poverty line should be moved in the opposite direction.

not from the first person, because not mine, found somewhere on the Internet, long time ago, I do not remember where, but liked:

A table in front of us. On the table is a glass and a fork. What do they do? The glass stands, and the fork lies. If we put the fork in the table, the fork will stand. Are the objects vertical and the objects are horizontal? Add a plate and a bowl to the table. They seem horizontal, but stand on the table. Now put the plate in the bowl. She was there, but she was on the table. Are the items ready for use? No, she was ready when she lay down.
A cat is on the table. She can stand, sit and lie. If in terms of standing and lying it somehow climbs into the "vertical-horizontal" logic, then sitting is a new property. She sits on the pope. A bird was on the table. She sits on the table, but sits on her feet, not on the pope. It seems to have to stand. But she cannot stand at all. But if we kill a poor bird and make a bite, it will stand on the table. It may seem that sitting is an attribute of the living, but the shoe on the foot is also sitting, although it is not alive and has no poop. Know what is standing, what is lying and what is sitting.
And we are also surprised that foreigners consider our language to be complicated and compare it to Chinese.

Selenium

The citizens! Don’t spare on yourself – the state has already done it for you!

Here, hopefully, my distant friend expressed an outraged misunderstanding, how we live here, in his former homeland, if we have a shit. After thinking, I decided to answer from the comments to myself, slightly expanding and supplementing, for it, in general, briefly and tangibly reflects my attitude to the question:
“Yes, we have a shit here. But, you see, it’s like a backdrop shit. Ordinary, native and even favorite in places. It is not a one-time tragedy that happens or comes, but a permanent one that is always with us. Such shit is not from where it "comes", it is an aboriginal here, settled before us, has always been and will be forever. Even our ancestors were not born, and the fucking man had already flown invisibly among his native brothers. So not he came to us, but we came to him, and we have lived together ever since. He frequently visits us in a neighborhood, then to one, then to many. You don’t drive him out, he’s the master.
We are, by the way, even proud of them — say, no one has such a fuck like us. Here you have only the heat, the sand and the Arabs, and we have the shit. With the local climate, the heat and the Arabs do not survive, and the shit blooms and collapses. Pizdec - he is a fur animal, he is comfortable here. If the Great Ustyug is the homeland of Santa Claus, then all Russia is the homeland of the shit.

"Lipa in accounting is the pine, reflected as oak"

Professor MGU

by @dairi
- Tell me what you can wear barbed jeans... or what colors can they be counted with?? to
With guitar, fire and tent.

What so long?
Cheer again. Who was driving. On the road he meets a man in pursuit. I wanted to push off the car. Elijah turned away.

Talk to a friend lawyer. The whole family is lawyers. I decided to go into the bathroom, got a box with various toys for adults. Ohia-ahia got to the toys, the wife looks into the box and gives the phrase:"... So here is where my Family Code was, and I was so looking for it".