19471: the next post from the series "understood his way and went to suck boiling water". What was the original post about? She warned several times, then specifically stopped pointing out the mistake in the hope that, faced with the consequences, the person will take action.
The first time is a mistake, the second time is a conscious choice, so blaming someone other than yourself is useless.

I pushed Wadik to lose weight together. He tries to avoid. I come up with arguments:
Well, I’m going to be beautiful...
Well, I’m winning in any way, right?
And you are not yet.
And what?
It is unharmoniously hot.
Very very harmonious! You are beautiful, I am a puppy.
No, you can’t: you’re too young for Daddy.
Well, maybe by the time you lose weight, I’ll just grow up to the right age?

From a conversation with a teacher-collega:"The children need to buy a toy, this, like it - you throw it, it comes back. And I remembered Tomahawk!"

- Have you ever wondered why in the stories about the Unknown Dr. Pilulkin always treated everyone, even the healthy?
Why is?
He was a paid doctor.

I study environmental design. Prepod told us how he encountered a very ticking employer. He, by the way, designed the interior of the yacht for the customer. In this project, the customer did not arrange one thing, because of which it was necessary to change almost the entire interior of the cabin: they transferred the heating system, the plate - all this came out in a round amount. What was this thing? The refrigerator contained six bottles of beer.

B: I consider my colleagues to be naturalizing pirates.
They suspect that I think so.
But they can’t take me out into clean water.
This secret fight of minds overshadowed HTML, CSS and PHP.
B: I feel like I’m not making websites every day, but I’m skillfully convincing people that I don’t think they’re pirates.
Websites are made by themselves.

X: I am the most uncommunicable person of all I know.
y: well said)) and you will not argue)))

* answers, category "magic" *

What to do when the wood is running out?
They are heretics.

You have some erotic fantasies.
There is.
Tell me.
I’m doing love under palm trees on an exotic island in a tropical night. There is a noise of the sea, huge stars in the sky. It smells of unknown herbs. The wine turns the head.
Am I from above or from below?
You stayed at home.

RoV finally got Dark Souls 2. I will start now. I feel like a virgin before my first wedding night.

I don’t think virgins get fucked in the ass right away.

And if you crush the cucumbers with a hammer before eating, will he lose consciousness? Which place to hit?
.............
and inhumane. I recommend electricity.

Not long ago a daughter was born. Well, we gave us a bunch of diapers for this. And this is in addition to what the reserve wife purchased before giving birth. In the mountain!
The kids are growing! And also it turns out to be soft, not very soft, and quite "fige some kind, not worthy of a little girl!"
My wife is sitting on the forums. Type "baby... something there". She signed up with the girl and "pared" her remnants of unworthy absorbing cowboys with a discount. But since the house itself is not a walk yet, and the cute works in the center of the city, took the initiative into her own hands, saying, "Dear, a dear other girl will come to you in the office, exchange the shit for money."
And here I (hereinafter I), on the phone of a colleague fortunately (hereinafter CPC), go down to the reception office.
In the eyes of the CPC I read the condemnation. I decided to raise the mood.
I: (pressing a bag of diapers to the chest and squeezing the eye) Money brought?
CPC: (catching the wave) Money with me.
I : Show me.
CPC: Show the goods first.
I: (I got one package from the package and looked around and demonstrated the "product")
CPC: (Taking the package in my hands, I smelled it, deeply engulfed) Fresh!
I: Where is the money?
CPC: (theft extending the five hundredth) This is all. You can not check.
I: (Hidden money in your pocket) It’s nice to have a deal with you.
KFC is good luck.
When they turned, they went in different directions.
Interesting thoughts of the girl at the reception.

Zadolбай 19471, another "child" with a difficult childhood in the first forty years? Usually people from an early age understand that the safety rules must be observed not so that the mother does not argue, not in favor of the police officer, but, first of all, in order to preserve their own life and health. But, of course, the old driver is above this, because the remarks cause irreparable trauma to his fragile childhood psyche. And when the punishment is the fault of the wife, of course, the haishnik - whoever, but not our haishnik.

A friend in Samsung works, writes
He said: “Ollo. We found a bag in the Taizen player.
If you put “Vladimirsky Central”, then in twenty seconds the player
It segregates.
I can imagine the eyes of the Koreans when we’re going to smite them this.”

If you do not drink a pack of milk and put it in the refrigerator, it will stay there for a week and it will slip. If you drink it, then in 15 minutes you will hear the voice of your wife:



Did you drink all the milk? If only you left me a throat, egoist!”

Viewed: the upper floor of the residential house, just washed lift. Mother and little son come in. Mother :

Chlorine is washed. Do not breathe.

Understand that the journey is not too fast:

Breathe, but a little bit.

I am constantly surprised at how quickly the brain in a dream reacts to external stimuli, rewriting the script in progress. Here is the last dream: I stand on the rocky shore of the sea, straight, as in the picture from the catalog of hotels, the blue sea, the sun and I am all so airy, light. A warm wind sweeps my hair... and suddenly a strong wind blow and I fall from a rock into the sea. I wake up in horror, and this husband is mastering a blanket, trying to kill him.

I had a cat and I loved it. But he became fat, he became healthy. I decided to drop his fat. Feeding little and dosed. He does not lose everything. I think he may be sick. In my absence, I released the cat in the entrance, so that the furniture at home did not strike, did not hurt... One day I return home, I climb up to the floor, and this hairy foolish grandmother from the apartment releases "Mole go barsic walk." I look at the cat, he looks at me. There was an uncomfortable silence. I think maybe not mine. And he was such a “Mau”...when I approached, he murmured, “Master, you misunderstood everything. She is nothing to me.” This is betrayal, this is betrayal.

Masha works as a courtier at JEC, but if any millionaire makes her an offer, then for the sake of the family she is ready to give up a successful career.

A friend told me. They got married to their third wife and in 2008 they had a twin. Well, the crisis in the courtyard, the salary was cut, it was necessary to save, including on the elderly, to explain to them... The elderly 11-12 years, loving to read and spending pockets on books, and now heavily limited in her hobby (and not only in this) for the above reasons, pulled from the younger a bunch of books thrown out by someone. She sits on the floor, enthusiastically sorting by foot - what she has, what her parents have, what to throw out - bounces something under her nose. A friend quietly looks from his back - wondering what the small overwhelmed. And here among the books is a colorful brochure of some Family Planning Center with the image on the cover of happy parents surrounded by almost a dozen carapuses and the inscription "Give birth to health!" Thin dies for a second, and then gives out loud with unimaginable intonation "Yes! The Happiness!” He hides the booklet under the carpet.