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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76999
 06.02.2013
The Metro. The escalator down. Someone throws coins on the ballast. They are fun calling. Tension vibrates in the space, people have removed their hands with a bracelet, go to the side.
And here from below is communicated by the finest, gentle girl voice, enhanced by echo:
“Look for the eggs to sound like this on all stages, the bell tower is heroic.
The coins sharply silenced. The escalator handplunged.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76998
 06.02.2013
A girl can give birth to a child, and a soldier can do everything else.
He gave me a kilogram of antimatter.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76997
 06.02.2013
XXX is broken. I broke the chair (
Tagged: looool
Is it time to go back to the diet? x )
Yyy: Sorry, Sorry, did not hold back
Dobi the Bad Elf

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76996
 06.02.2013
yyy: There are a lot of beautiful girls, single, smart and

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76995
 06.02.2013
I met a girl for 3 years. Now we are 21, and naturally all three years have no place to have sex. I always have one of my parents at home. And she has a 13-year-old sister, whose schedule of circles and classes hangs on the refrigerator. This is the only time the apartment is empty, and what we actually use.
That is, does it work? Are we a couple who have a timely schedule of sex for the whole week, and it hangs on the parent’s refrigerator?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76994
 05.02.2013
On the second day we encounter on TV a foolish TV-shop, which has a different image with a different sound. Today it was just an epic! The picture is about the underwear somehow, and the sound at the time is broadcasting - "And here we have two busts".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76993
 05.02.2013
The Ministry of Internal Affairs has detected corruption in the government of Dagestan. Corruption locked up in his office and threatened employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76992
 05.02.2013
Sometimes it’s hard for me to stand up and not put a finger in the mouth of a roaring little son.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76991
 05.02.2013
xxx>> Russian realities: a teacher of business and leadership came to us in the fierce snowfall on foot.

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76990
 05.02.2013
How frankly rage all these dwarfs, believing that they have a faint sense of humor.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76989
 05.02.2013
"How does a lesbian couple look during a synchronous PMS?"

Answer: They cry in an embrace and regret each other, periodically interrupting for scandals, because one seemed that the other was regretting her not so intensely.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №76988
 05.02.2013
I work in IT.
I went to a friend in the department, and he has a colleague there, a girlfriend...

I walk through the passage and she so holds me by the hand: "Nikita!", says,
"Take it up as I have it hot there!"
And my hand is so tightly pulled!
I didn’t have time to resist, she pulled me to the flame of the notepad and said, looking in the eyes: “Do you feel like it’s hot? Do you feel it?"
I say something, say kind, really, not like everyone...
During this time, the entire department...

He said to write the application for cleaning, it was already hot there.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76987
 05.02.2013
News on Tracker:
1st Scientists say video games are good for humans
2nd In St. Petersburg will open the first hospital in Russia for gamers

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №76986
 05.02.2013
Why does it have a registrator on the rear glass?
YYY: Mistana is driving in a hurry. And he was annoyed that he had all kinds of jeeps in the night with a distant light behind him, like'superstitions'. He put a six-foot flash speedlight on the rear glass and now he really likes to ride at night. And the registrar - "so, for yourself, purely rub" afterwards.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76985
 05.02.2013
I am at home, waiting for the car. From the neighboring entrance comes a guy with a young Doberman. The bird sharply breaks from place, the owner flies after her on a roulette, almost without touching the ground. I hear him crawling past me, screaming at his cell phone:"Yes, I’m already out... I’m running out..."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76984
 05.02.2013
There was a dialogue with my colleague in the dining room.
I eat fish, and a colleague is rattling and whirling, saying:
K - Little where this fish was swimming, maybe there was a spray of drug addicts swimming and she was touching them.
I'm maybe the pig you ate, the farmer
K-Now will be softer

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76983
 05.02.2013
Pavel Build: I deleted my VC account
Ramder is fucking. How will you listen to music now?

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76982
 05.02.2013
Requirements to the Employee:

and.
and.
and.

Requirements (not technical)

Predisposition to autonomous work: enthusiasm (coding), experience in all the above technologies and algorithmic talent
The desire to write code as if testing it would be a flamboyant maniac.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76981
 05.02.2013
On the first channel they know a lot in black humor. The release of the program "Let them talk" about frozen to death young children called "Morozko"...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №76980
 05.02.2013
“Hochu Viirt... Let’s be you an Indian, and I your white prey.
I slowly remove your scalp.
XXX is a lot!!! to

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