I am an old sick man. Matisse and Renoir were forced to love me. I love Savrasov, Korovin and Vasnetsov. And then two painters came across the pictures and have the courage to offend. No words...

Are the Gondons working on the STS? Just finished the movie Armor of God, so these wicked scenes did not show!!!!! to
There is nothing left in the holy people (((

We are sitting at the bottom of the birth, we have a big campaign, mostly at the table all Russians and among the Russians were three Armenians, one of them was called Khachatur, shortly Khachik. In general, this Hachik is sitting and trying to get to know my girlfriend, a cute blonde, I heard a conversation by the edge of the ear and here I heard what brought me and everyone who heard it too, excited)
During the conversation, the blonde asks:
B: Listen to what your name is.

X: Hachik

B: So you’re Hachik, it’s so understandable, and what do they call you?
I laughed to tears)

The Moscow traffic jams.

I am in a traffic jams, I do not touch anyone, I drink cola. The X-trail in front of me then slides slowly, then stops, absolutely without stress.

And then, after another acceleration to a ragged speed of 10 km / h, he stands up like a buried, I toss his numbers in the carpet, squeeze my hand and watch the fountain of the coke in the cabin. I think fucking, I got.

At this time, a man runs out of the X-trail and begins to jump on the road. It turned out he was drinking coffee... and we both flew... to Yopel, in which the blonde dropped the tablet, and pulling the gadget from under her feet on the go, pressed the brake.

Another proof that Apple is a corporation of evil :)

Heavy metal?
“No, it’s like a sheep being killed with a microphone... It’s an atmosphere black.

I remember when I was a kid, my mother sent me to a neighbor for salt.
21st century. I came back from the command and there was no internet. I'll call for support - we'll send the equipment in two days.
He sent his son to his neighbor to ask for a password from the Wi-Fi. It worked ))

Zenit-3SL rocket with Intelsat satellite crashed into the Pacific Ocean after sea launch
Dead Moroze: Russian satellite grouping in the Pacific Ocean has been replenished. Modernization on the march, so to speak.
pk12: Gundyaev's excuse for low-quality prayer

Confessed to the girl in love and was successfully sent
I woke up in the morning, such an emptiness inside.
It had to be eaten.

D: эх, the blends started to get delicious
D: The old...

Why are you still not sleeping?
[8:45:56] yyy: I will go astray
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[1:39:54] mouseRp: Should I delete the photo with the ex-girlfriend with the comp?
Is she naked there?
[1:44:45] mouseRipichip: No
[1:45:35] Sinllo: remove the

Dentop: The guys recently gathered together to celebrate the arrival of a friend. I made an olive for breakfast. There were no salt cakes at home. I had to go to the store. They took cucumbers, advised and took kefir for the morning for the case. While friends were standing at the box with a strange set, I flew up and shouted, “The wrong night will be, guys,” I put a roll of toilet paper on the box (what if it’s over?). The vendors just cried with us.
When I got home, I found out that there was no mayonnaise. A friend called, said she would come soon, asked her to buy a package, anyway on the way. Her name is Death. Well, she got hysterical, I had to go to the store again.
Dentop: I take mayonnaise, I stand at the box office. The phone rings. I pick up the phone, a loud connection is turned on. A friend cried out from the tube: “Death with mayonnaise has come, don’t buy it.” And by the way, go to the pharmacy for a valerian, Stalin got done, it is necessary to water the shit.
At the confused look of the staff only replied that Stalin-Kot, who when reminds me, I water it with valerian...
Dentop: Today I had to go to the store for bread and salt. I did not risk...

A miracle to write this:

The status of the girl -"I change drastically"
Is it related to the heart or the brain? Maybe she will still take the dictionary in her hands, rather than trying to build her love.

The girl with the heart and brain is clearly okay. I hope that in love she will be lucky, and soon she will meet the only and worthy, and it will not be you! But the shameful commentator, before sharing his "smart" thoughts, would really not bother to look into the dictionary. I would then realize that the word "cardinally" exists, is used as intended and is written without errors.

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The Fucks
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I write the lawsuit, distracted and poppy me bit the end of the lease contract
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I drove him, and he was able to crave him out of fear.

The little girl asks her mother:
What is Feudal?
Well, this is a noble great of the Middle Ages...
What is the great, the noble and the medieval?

hanging a command in which I have to set up the servaques in the building. A building that has not yet been built. And for not fulfilling this order, I receive a monthly penalty and excuse from the director=(

Get rid of such work!
Shut up brother.

Against their own will, they witnessed the heartbreaking encounter of two lost hearts. Picture with oil: a lady in a shirt of the color of fuchsia, the size of a fur and a crestomatic dirt, let's say, dota.
Are you the 91st?
Yes ^_^
Well, go...

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The world showed me a fairy tale. To the long and hopelessly parked cars came the crew of the DPS, two platforms-evacuator, a tractor and a Tajik with blades. We loaded machines onto the platforms. They left. We cleared all the stalagmites and other snow from the freed place. And put back the machines!! to

The husband is going home in a terrible cloth.Bought specifically for the house - not wearing.I take this into my hands and think I will burn the naphyg,as long as his home is not. But then the thought - and suddenly he will turn into a frog, because I hadn't seen him without this domestic underdog.

I always felt sorry for the guy from the video Bon Jovi- it's my life. The guy ran so far, risked his life and still resorted to the end of the song.