X: Mother on assignments, diplomas. Payment by fact

The grandmother in the interview was given mother aid - dry milk, 4 small packages of kefir and a magazine of Forbes. You are mocking, dogs.

Moscow Mayor S. Sobyanin has allocated Depardieu an apartment where the actor could keep the keys from the apartments presented to him by the heads of the regions.c) The Twitter

It is not the letter B, but the general alarm signal on the railway - long and three short... You can also signal with the letter C" - three short - the signal to the train to get back...

I wonder who of the authors of this council was driving in the locomotive cabin? Sound insulation, which allows you not to shake up from the noise of the engine, will easily protect the ears from the sluggish bips of the clutch, and at the distance where the driver will hear them, the driver in the car will only cross and have time.

So, the long-awaited Black Mesa (for those who are not aware: Half-Life remake) has been released.

You know, if 10 years ago I had been told, “Let’s go, guys, in 10 years you’ll be playing GTA 3 on your phone, I’d probably believe it.” I have always believed in technological progress. But if 10 years ago I had been told that I would have the first "half" on a modern computer to be unplayable...

I bought in the MTS cabin a USB switch to charge the phone via a USB cable.
I tried, learned to download files on the socket, it is true that it was uploaded on the socket, I could not view))
In general, after half an hour of downloading files on the connector I sat the phone, hot charging)) but not charging (

I switched on Skype to talk to my mom. I turned on the camera, I sat down. My mother looks at me but is silent. Then so accurately: "Young man, and my daughter where?"
I am "Mom, what are you doing? That is me! You don’t see my sibling? What kind of person am I?"
Mom: "I see the chicks. But these guys are so strange"

XXX (14:47:47 25/02/2013)
I went on borders,
YYY (14:47:54 25/02/2013)
Y-Y and Y?
XXX (14:48:13 25/02/2013)
The border was scared, but the wheel bended.

xxx (short) in Finland there is a punk group consisting entirely of people with Down syndrome.
xxx: although we have such groups at all to the ass))
YYY: We have a whole government of such people.

With the advent of high-quality games on mobile devices, classic toilet dialogue
What are you doing there for so long?
In football, I play!
I have lost all my sarcastic colour (

xxx: (((((( read here in the community "intercepted": "My neighbors from above are constantly fighting; and when they start to kick something heavy, maybe each other?, their child locks up in the toilet and begins to tell poems."
I can’t do that, I’m sorry :(

Yyy: Don’t worry, this neighbor below clearly misunderstood something. Why should you read poetry in such a situation? I don’t think it’s poetry, but magic. Of which, in fact, parents and sausages.

The morning. Trolleybus No. 3, on which, in addition to the tablet with the number 3, there is also a tablet with the number 13. Three young girls come in, one of them rushes to the conductor with a natural question: which route the trolley bus goes. The dialogue:
Is it the third or the thirteenth?
and yes.
What is "Yes"?
What you asked, the conductor coldly answers and turns away.

The king is hunting for him. He rides a finish and a hammer, gives him iPhones with iPads and arranges salutes for 20 minutes under his window on the DR. He calls for a weekend walk to London and drives the most expensive restaurants. He never gave her a flower. In other words, ignoring...
He has a cute body!
and UGU. She says, "I will leave with my own, I will go with that king, I will be her iPhone."
The one with whom I am going to be going to be going to be going.)

In the community, the main population of which are Azerbaijanis and Tajiks (80%), to give the name of the cat "Churka" was a bad idea...

A man has come here right now. He asked for a solid-fuel accelerator, confusedly explaining that it was such a thing instead of a winchester from which the computer was flying. And here I began to roast. And after all, he understood that he wanted a hard drive, but he could not do anything with himself, a solid-fuel accelerator in the computer from which he would fly.

There was a conversation with a girlfriend on the topic of men who do not make a sound during sex and even more orgasm, decided that they - not, did not study in the school of intelligence, but just whispered a lot in their youth when parents were in the neighboring room)))

This is a great cookie, thank you.
She: Is he dry? ?
He is : No )))
She: Well I touched yes)
She: Otherwise it’t have been bad.
He shrugged the biscuit.
She is reminded)
He was lucky.
He: Listen, I think I’m drowning.
He: Could you check it?

"Here are the wheels and the steering wheel and you will have a car"

Are you from Toledo by chance?

Discussion of Chinese online shops.

YYYYY
I waited for a condom for five months. have sent.
xxx is.
You are playing with fire.)
YYYYY
There were two of them dressed. and :)
xxx is.
If there was no wool socks between them - it is dangerous anyway.)

by waldschmidt:

Discussed yesterday the subject of the addiction of Alexander the Macedonian to undiluted guilt
So among the Greeks who diluted wine with water, Alexander the Macedonian was considered to have abused the chromium drink.
What about Alexander, Greek? Grandfather is in.
“Well, yes,” I confirm, thinking that if I talk about the Macedonians, it will confuse the grandfather even more.
The Greek? Strange, and the name is Jewish – Macedonian.

He barely stumbled.)