From Creators

"Spring of Spring"
" And you are me from the pine...",
" We are in the area",
"Church of Chongqing",
" Strong Nuts"
"A dog is better than a wife"
" Don’t love my brains"
"Pets and Pets"
"Call your Zee"
"Chips, chips, lavender"
"Summer and summer"
"Like and"

The new song is "Rouru".
Fuck, shoot them now!! to
This is a nightmare, erase my memory, fuck me.

Comment on YouTube under the video of the pickup:
I was taught by a pickup master, he taught me. Then I tempted him and fucked himself :)

The defense of any system always needs fools.

grandmother

Years ago I had to travel from Murmansk to Moscow. In July. For those who do not know, I will explain - in the summer, everybody is actively breaking south, there are few trains, everybody is crowded and rejected.
And here, a placard car, in front of us – for some unknown reasons instantly “songed” companion of me, a teenager, a student and the head of one of the zones – placed on the side shelf mother and daughter. And the cat!
For those who have little acquaintance with cats, I will explain again: usually the cat will endure any trip, although in the car to the nearest veterinarian is extremely difficult (the type is swallowing, rattling and mosquitoing). But this graceful black individual behaved rarely decently. She sat quietly on the leash and even signaled when she needed a tamper for the newspaper.
Everything would be nothing, but after a few "cupes" further on the wagon carried to warm up in the sun of about a year old baby. Here it is not necessary to explain to anyone that a child at this age and five minutes in place will not sit, but are expected for a whole day. His parents devotedly tried for almost six hours to get him something to do, so that he sat on the shelf smoothly and did not try to crawl on the dirty floor and smash other passengers.
And then came the moment – finally the tormented mother could not withstand:
If you don’t calm down, the grandmother will come after you!! to
The child digested the information and gave a response:
Oh yeah yeah!! to
“Will you be!”!” – was distributed from our “spinner”, and in the same tonality.
The child is silent by surprise. I looked at the cat with amazement.
The child apparently analyzed everything and came to the conclusion that this was a coincidence, and why decided to start a new charm.

WOW to WOW!! But it is somewhat quieter.
The cat immediately repeated the scream with such accuracy as if a dictionary was built in it.
The child was silent again, and with him the whole car was silent: they were waiting for the developments of this unexpected entertainment.
The child remained silent for a long time, for three minutes, and then decided to clarify what was going on.
A whisper, a whisper?
The cat, very loudly, on the whole car, with a terrible voice, right with a whisper of some kind: - STOP!!!! to

As the car did not come down from the rails from the hump you can write down only on the fact that the trains are quite strong. I crushed everything, even a cat.

But in order not to scare the child the cat was still shown to him. After a while he quietly asked, “Mami, hottu Baba!”

On February 23, the husband asked to give himself. I can’t do without packaging. I had to buy clothes, shoes and jewelry. I am not sorry for my husband.

xxx: mill, jacka, I can't share.genial marketing move!Ivanovsky toilet paper.not much of what it's called 69 (it's crazy what???There is an inscription on it - 100,000 excellent prizes! search in the roll!
X: Fuck, I remembered not having time to shake up, but not everyone has such iron nerves!

BBC website on the study of Russian language:

Pay attention to the emphasis in the words, because a mistake in the emphasis can completely change the meaning of the word. For example, I cry means the intention to pay, and I cry – what you are crying (per above the prices in present-day Russia).

I admire my mother’s logic – she for several years insisted that my brother should not go to the army, but study. Now he is 28, and Mom calmly says "What gifts for 23? He did not serve"

I have a zombie cat.
WOW :?? to
If in the morning, from under the blanket, a piece of living flesh will be wiped out, he will not calm down until he turns dark and wipes him to death!

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Idiots are fucking.

I got a tie for $12,000.
Yesterday was 20,000.
The costume is 2000.
What to do???? to

The Corporate Chat:
What gifts are usually given to boys?
Karina has sex.
Lilia to boys?
Karina is friendship.

The grandmother of the reserve officer congratulated the grandson who dropped out of the army? Did you not wish to congratulate her? She really defended her country, unlike you. February 23 is not a man's day, but the day of the Soviet army and naval fleet initially, and those who have been cut off from the army have about the same attitude to it as to March 8.

So, my son, what do we have? Absolute evil and a lot of madness around.

From Freelancer
"Sharing a Website from Ready Contractors"
I’d like to see a coward’s website :)

Are there any chickens on receipt?
01:31:47
In the sense? I no longer hold bordels.
01:32:11
You had a barrel and you didn’t call me!! to

American scientists have invented a cell that remains alive after death.

The fools invented a bulb that continues to shine after it overflows, or a shampoo that continues to flow after it is over.

"nihuyazebe" - a short-term, imaginative anomalous event of an uncertain nature. translate someone for pints.

Famous actor Gerard Depardieu today, February 23, will go to Mordovia, where in his Russian passport will be placed a seal of registration in Saransk.

Even Gerard Depardieu himself cannot just take and get a license in Moscow :Rolf:

xxx: I walked somewhere around my village, standing "Tajik", asking where the car service. I said I don’t know. A week later, 200 meters from the original location, the same "Tajik" asks where the car service is. I told him that he had asked me this question a week ago. He was silent. What is happening? Can’t find a car service for more than a week?
It is NPC. He can take quests.