nekron-1: I feel like the Hollywood directors have a bar that if you need to shoot 4 or 5 parts of a famous film, then "and let's move the action to Russia!"

What are you doing tomorrow?
I work...
How long do you have left?
From 40 to 45...

...
You have chosen your wife for your birthday on February 23. Now you will have two March 8 for the rest of your life. Enter the CH.

XXX is:
I quickly created a design project. Well for the oligarchs, right? In short, I was overwhelmed by money.
So then.
In the toilet "Rembrandt with Saskia on his knees". It is immediately clear how to properly sit on a faisan friend. Instructions so to say.
In the bath of Rubens bigger, Rubens, so that the forever sitting on diets friends of oligarchs raise their self-esteem.
In the wine salon "The lover of absinthe", a healthy example of excessive consumption...
In the negotiation "Hunters in the private", definitely! There’s something there that’s essentially the same.
And at the entrance to Delacroix's office "Freedom on the Barricades", to remember, it's a pity that the failure to pay the salary to the staff can end.

New season of Fort Boyard:
JWest: before the program, along with the age limit, you need to add the line "Forbidden for people who have seen the game before - in order to avoid slander, attempts to kill TV and suicidal acts..."

The stones of VK:
Why are sex and its varieties only on holidays and equated to an event? I support Misha! He passes and may get another day, but there is no helicopter with a controller.

Ideas for gifts for February 23:
1st Comprehensive diagnosis of liver
...

I am studying in Germany. They showed the Germans a video of the meteorite. After the author of the video in the next repeated "nih*yasebe", curious Germans asked what it meant.
Two of our choirs, without speaking, replied, “Meteorite,” looked at each other and began to roast wildly.
All would be nothing, only these guys are two seventy-year-old gray professors of theoretical physics.

How little is needed for happiness, the wife ran for shopping, the aunt and the child went for a walk, the chef left. A morning, Wednesday, I lie on the couch, and there is silence around.

by Eve:

I’m flying on Vargura, never noticed, and the bride noticed and asked, “Why do you have a camouflage in space?”and "
YYY: And then the war?

leading on the fifth channel in the program about the fall of the Chelyabinsk meteorite to an eyewitness: "and is it true that between the flash and the shock wave there was such a silence that even the birds did not sing?"
The witness answered: Yes!
So, in the winter in Chelyabinsk is usually flooded??? They are harsh.

The best way to lose something is to remove it "so that it doesn’t get lost".
Just a magical phrase.

When will a new father be chosen?

Satiel: I do not know. Want to send a summary?

From Rambler News:
Nikita Jigurda said he was ready to lead the gay parade in Russia, and offered Philip Kirkorov to join it, reports "Tatar-inform".
“Even six or ten years ago, gay culture was completely incomprehensible to me. And only after meeting with my current wife Anisina and some of her friends, who are gay, I became more loyal to them,” said the actor and musician at a meeting with journalists in Kazan.
Gigurda said he would go to the parade in defense of gay rights because he is not a homophobe and calls for judging gay people “not by their shell.”
“In addition, with my devotion to gay culture, I am ready to lead a gay parade. If Philip Kirkorov had acknowledged himself as gay, in my opinion, he would have become the gay king of Russia. He would be the Russian Elton John or the Russian Philip Zvezda.

All men are goats!
Oh yeah meeee
Do it again)
by Neeee

I go to the management letter to sign, the building is large, the people are going down... I go into the elevator, there is a colleague, a lady from the other floor, from another office...
I: Hi (on the machine)
I am healed already :)
I : Yes? I don’t remember a lot of people...
A: You have to carry the mark with you. I greeted the man on his forehead. and :)

On the eve of the joke about the 23rd of February. about foam, socks and shorts.
I will give my box for the rifle, self-made and comfortable.
You should not get married there.

xxx: Hope - a popular name in Russia
yyy: Hope is a popular activity in Russia, blatant

I go to the kitchen in the morning, my parents are gone, and I see a strange thing there. I thought my mom bought a creative plate. Well, I put snacks, salads and tasted it, here. This is the luster of the luster =)

News: In Chelyabinsk, police are investigating cases of the sale of fragments of a meteorite. Employers will be punished" So if a meteorite struck you on the site - it is already the property of the state, and you fucking bald =)

So if aliens arrive, they automatically become members of the EP =)))