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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №78059
 28.02.2013
I want to breathe with my whole breast... small, but still breast.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №78058
 28.02.2013
It is good to be a fool. A fool can find an answer to any question because he is not looking for the truth.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №78057
 27.02.2013
I now had a cursor brought one... girl, I almost died of laughter.
The theme was "LC development based on Microsoft AD"
And here she puts it to me on the table, and I read in the same language "Course robots on the subject: "Development of LOM based on Microsoft HELL".... 0-0 0_0
And I’m so carefully asking her "sorry. Sho is?!" And I get in response angry "I translated by the translator, I’m right!"....
And begins to come together in my head slowly to their places back - it was she recently came to specify the topic "- it must be understood, her body was from the network, which she needed to the title of her name and my topic to stick and give back to me. She recorded the subject in a notepad on weight. Anything in Russian. And this is how the truth was revealed to the world by a simple gesture of Google Translate - Microsoft AD became Microsoft HELL.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №78056
 27.02.2013
In the evening, after work, I sit on the back seat of my car, behind the driver and for half a minute I look for the steering wheel while trying to put the key into the lighting. I hang up and start to think feverishly why instead of driving, the back of the driver’s seat has grown in my car.
I moved, moved and arrived. The next morning I made a vacation application.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №78055
 27.02.2013
xxx: All, I start painting and wearing shirts and shoes on my heels
YYY: What are you suddenly?
xxx: Fuck, I went out of the entrance in the headphones but the music did not play, I heard that the grandmothers in the store called me a drug addict. All the girls are prostitutes, and I am a drug addict.
Yyy: Ahaha, Masha manzhyyk))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78054
 27.02.2013
I can’t take it in any way... "Labor Law" – is this such a new brand of toilet paper for oligarchs?! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №78053
 27.02.2013
Call to technical support provider of the city N in 150km from Moscow, client(s) and techpod (s):

Q: I don’t have the internet on my laptop!
Q: Do you have a router or laptop directly connected?
The router...
Q: Do you connect to the router via Wi-Fi?
Q: Yes, he doesn’t see the network.
Q: Did you try to restart the router?
Q: No, I am in Moscow, and the router is in the city of N. And here my Wi-Fi network does not catch...

[ + 29 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78052
 27.02.2013
Just at the airport. The people got the luggage, stands in line for the next scan of that, a man in camouflage with a German Shepherd... A little girl (d) from her mother (m) asks:
What is the dog looking for?
Weapons and drugs there.
Innocent: The cat?! to
The mass hysteria

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №78051
 27.02.2013
xxx: so I naturally do not have a discrete sound card, but how do I call an integrated one?
yyy: Necronomicon for Aitishnikov, page 69

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78050
 27.02.2013
In general, on the weekend, my grandfather helped disassemble things before repairing. The cabinets were removed, the old stuff was thrown away. In general, the grandfather decided to check the properness of the pepper bubble. And "pushed"... in the corridor!!! As we got less and less away, he took an OTHER suspicious bottle, but we picked it up and sent it up the stairs. And thank God, it was Dychlofos!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №78049
 27.02.2013
Conversation by phone.
What do you have such a pleasant voice? what are you doing?
XXX: I sit on the push)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78048
 27.02.2013
HH: Yesterday, by the way, I saw the painting. Laughed for a long time.
Two blondes met in the store. Probably not seen for a long time. Such glamorous, with lips, heels, stretching vocals and heels. Classics in general.
One one:
Hi, I am so glad to see you!
The second is honest.
It brings! I am glad you see me too!
(I think it’s such a thin stem or it’s reflected)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78047
 27.02.2013
Denb
Do you know what’s best in this weather? No, these fucking sailors don’t know! And in this weather, cherry compot is best, because it is equally delicious to eat and bake. Remember for a lifetime. And then fuck it is not to fuck you. You must be able here. Who is your mother, whispering from a windy boat?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №78046
 27.02.2013
Yyy: I suddenly realized that I was relentlessly drawn to eating ice cream.
XXX: It’s easy to fix.
YYYYYYYYYYYY You understand. The ice cream is the goal. If I’m happy, I’ll go and buy it. I will not have a goal. Who am I without purpose? A creature that wants to sleep. Students are fucking.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №78045
 27.02.2013
Neya: I posted my poems on that site, so on the same day someone anonymously placed 750 re on my account. O_o) here I think now, is it kind of an encouragement, or a ransom, to no longer write like that?))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №78044
 27.02.2013
The only thing I want after the hospital is a vacation.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №78043
 27.02.2013
Troll from a loved one:
I: The head hurts.
These are the first signs of brain development.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №78042
 27.02.2013
At the end of the phrase "I declare you a husband and wife", the bridegroom from the category "he is the man of my dreams", goes to the category "potential goat".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №78041
 27.02.2013
About the parents. Dad wrote a message to Skype and called to say he wrote me a message to Skype)))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №78040
 27.02.2013
Q: What is the name of the thing that is worn on the neck, leather with spikes?
The collar?
yyy: and throw it down, if the cow bdsmists are offended when it is called a necklace :-)
YYY: The type they have is "collar" some kind of...
I think they love when they are offended.

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