Ten years ago, I entered the list of students of some school. I still remember three girls from the same class: Krivonosova, Krivorotova and Krivosheva.

After installing the "military" version of Dr.Web, we hear strange sounds from the system...Chrum-Chrum-Chrum...what could this mean?
WOW: on the go the spider broke and eats the planks of operatives))))

And even those who do not have xenon, cheat, conduct an experiment: park in front of another car and turn on the next one, it is desirable to park so that you can see the front seat - and if you lighted the front seats, then you are a wicked fool!!!! Fix the light in your mouth!! How do children who even blind their neighbors, because they strike it up to the point, so that it can simply light away, poor people, the eyes are already running out of you!

Family of Ham and Grubians

>>> Two years ago I accidentally pushed a girl in the subway. She said to me "Look where you are, hideo!!", I replied to her "I went to the fox, the sheep is dumb!". We have a wedding this summer.

Please do not multiply.

The boss unreasonably reduced my salary, motivating me to work poorly. I ask him what I’m doing wrong, he doesn’t say. Thinking of me forty times, he holds me for eggs. I started looking for work at night and going to interviews. When he found a suitable option, he immediately wrote an application for dismissal. The boss told me I had to work two more weeks. And he has been told that the last 2 weeks the employee gets only white salary, and given that the salary is white 1000 rubles, I would earn only 500 rubles. I said that I was willing to work only for the money we agreed on when we worked. The boss scornfully whispered "You will still put conditions on me!" and went to himself. I waited for the moment when business partners came to him, broke into the office, fell on my knees, grabbed his pants, began to shake and beg Barin!!! Let go!He was frightened, jumped up, and I slipped on the floor without dropping his underwear out of his hand. After that, I went out, getting a charge of pleasure for the whole day. I immediately went to a new company, arranged, said that I would bring the job later. A couple of weeks later I went for work, no one wanted to argue with me.

Dialogue with my husband:
I: If you have opera lovers, pass that in Mariinka hanged tickets for Madame Butterfly
He said, “I’ve been on chrome for a long time.

I want to contact ROSCOSMOS: Name the station next time not "Fobos-Grunt", but "Fobos-Mars".

I love my country. Our people are the most kind and responsive.
I went to the hospital to give my father the medicine. Unacceptable clock
A guard is sitting. I say, say, so and so, urgently need, the evening can’t wait.
What about chocolate?
Dick, if it were sold here, I would buy it to you!
We will buy ourselves...
I put it in my wallet – there is only 500 r.
Why do you give so much?
No less though.
She took 500 r.. and gave me 400.

Discussion at the "Cinema" news about the new Ninja Turtles film". It is controversial which director would have taken over this project.
The box:
In Nolan's Ninja Turtles, turtles would suffer from severe psychological trauma from their deep youth, and the main villain would be Donatello.
In Burton’s Ninja Turtles, Depp would have played a Splinter rat, Helena Bonham would have played April, and the turtles themselves would have been a delightful zombie.
In the Ninja Turtles of Salman King (if he lived), April would have slept with all the turtles, while secretly wishing for Splinter.
In the Ninja Turtles, Mikhalkov – Mikhalkov would play Tsar.

Interview with employees of one company:
I told you that I needed a psychiatrist.
Do not deceive yourself. We need a psychiatrist.

This story happened a few days ago.

A friend went to the toilet. And it comes from him SMS: "5 minutes - flight is normal".
I answered "What is it? Is the second stage separated?"
In response: "I’m experiencing huge overloads here, and it’s not ridiculous"

I have been hysterical for a long time.

by Lepra

German teenagers came to us in 1992. We thought for a long time, then decided to take them to the Museum of the Air Force. For a long time they stood at the window, on a belt full of so-called. "The Iron Cross" Then someone gave out, “You put our Nihua".

My cat is too shy! If he goes to the toilet, then buried until they are removed or until the shoe flies into it. In the middle of the night, his tight scratches with his nails on the floor generally bring everyone in the house.
The night. Everyone is sleeping. Here, in the corridor, the cat begins to bury a bowl, hoping, apparently, that he will still succeed sooner or later. I am lazy to get up and I scream to my daughter:
Look what the cat is digging!
In response an angry voice:
He is digging his own grave!

Blah, better tell me something good that will please me in some way.
I have loved you for a long time. From 5th grade until now.
What a shit (

The feeling that Papa Carlo lives on top: long drilled, now the child runs!

from one closed blog of friends, a post about misleading packaging:

One day, my grandmother dropped glue in her nose for plastic windows.
2: Does it not blow now?

I didn’t want to go to the club, they said, sports shoes. But I persuaded them that they were fucking and that the fucking shoes were universal and I was let go... I wanted to say to them, ‘Fuck the valer, we passed’ but I decided that the nuevonahui

My ingenious friend Vasya regularly visited a neighboring supermarket to buy a bottle of beer and a pack of cigarettes. At the same time, he grabbed a bottle of Martini, chocolate, chewing gum, condoms to a bunch. Of course for free. He did such things regularly, but one day he was caught, the amount was just beyond the administration, the criminal schedule was shorter. Vasya tearfully asked not to call the police, he said he would leave a security passport, go home, bring money and buy everything he struck. The guard agreed. Vasya left his passport and went straight to the police station. Where he wrote a statement that the security of such a supermarket is extortioning money from him for his passport. Having already arrived in the store, after brief negotiations (there they have my passport, in the box, out there), Vasya got his passport back, withdrew the application and left. He did not survive the theft, but he escaped criminal responsibility.
YYY: This Vase of good education would be a man who would come out: he is not afraid of anything, he has no conscience. At least the mayor of the city, and maybe even higher.

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Don’t pay attention to it, it’s a troll!
Wow, this is what the person in the profile says to me.
Type of activity: Master of Multiple Universes
Hobby: I Write a Book "How to Rule the World Unnoticed for Sanitarians"
Oh yeah...

I have a computer girl!!! to
What gender is your computer?
1) Open the notebook
2) Write yourself or copy:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
Save as xyz.vbs
4) Start - the male voice you have a boy, if the female is a girl.

Yyy: I also have a girl, although I always thought she was a boy.

I have a boy ?

Kkk: I have a transvestite.

WWW: I don’t have a VBS core