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My cat will be 21 years old this year. I will be 29. How should I treat a cat?
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And my cat hasn’t lived for a few months until the age of 20 :( I am 26. The smartest and most caring was the cat.
From all my heart I wish you and your cat good health and long years!

Dialogue with the customer (Z) on the development of the logo:

Q: I am sending a letter from a lady who is very asking for a logo. He doesn't know exactly what he wants - "bright and fun, but to look professional anyway." I am sorry. She still wants a slogan under the logo, but we haven’t yet come up with what((( Can You Play?
I: Is there a logo or is it from scratch?
From zero, they were recently born.
I: Is there a website?
Q: Where do the cookies come from?
I: Are alternative methods allowed?
A: In the sense?
I: quietly stumbled and left - is called found
A: How will it work?

...

Q: Come a couple as you can, I’ll show her that she decides. Let’s have one fun, one – stylish and black. Can black with some small colored shirt.
I am: the wicked tz!
Stallone as he could
I: Sorry, but how is the name translated correctly?
Your child has two toys.
One is a pirate because his eyelid has fallen.
Z: second - bamboo giraffe
A: She combined their names.
The bamboo pirate.
Q: Don’t ask what this has to do with consulting, and why they think it’s a good name.
This is a secret covered with shame for me.
J is fucking
A: The Dark
A: Even though it is true.

to this:
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A girl astrophysicist is not guided by cheap boys, such as "I will get you a star from the sky." It knows exactly - the nearest star of Proxima Centauri at a distance of 4.24 light years, its mass is 150 masses of Jupiter.
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The boy-renan astrophysicist believes that the nearest star is called the Sun.

and an anecdote:
Do you want me to get you a star from the sky?
There are no stars! You are at home today!

When you bite a poisonous snake, keep its head away from you so that it does not bite you in response!

- I came from work, the computer in my absence did not turn off and no one touched it, but I managed to lose all the rights to access my own home catalogue in Linux! In fact, even for reading...
Leave the closed session unattended.
There was a wife, a cat and a two-week-old son at home. What do you think which of them?
I bet on the cat. Something did not please her.

What other options? I don’t just think of what, besides soup, can be borst.
and...
If you turn off on time...

Are you an intelligent, educated, educated person?
Clearly x... y!

Gasoline for 20 UAH
2) Are you walking now?
1) Hungry riding

C hubra (article of three-year old age):
I never wrote a letter to the developers, because every time I started it with the words “You’re all okay....?"

Correspondence from the Big Office:
smelled...
I only have a few questions. I will try to be clear in the wording.
The first:
What fucking shit?
The second (more general)
Are you entirely upset?

Alexander: The energy you get by eating 2 bananas is enough for a 90-minute sports workout or for a 40-minute sexual intercourse.
July : mm
You can buy bananas and exercise in the evening.
If you understand what I am talking about

Call of an employee of the Bank to a consultant in the nervous situation of closing the transaction:

Author of Maxim?
No, it is Alexander.
Employee : Why?
My mother called it so?

Whc: I am lying on the couch now, donating blood.
The doctor connects the system, fuses into the test tube for tests, starts the device and, looking at the test tube, says to a colleague at the other end of the room:
Fuck, I want to drink.
I was stressed.

User: In the new design of your site, the level of threat is not indicated as before, the light is green-yellow-red, and the rectangle is blue-violet-red. What is it related to?
Sapport: You know, our designers believe that the metaphor of the lactose paper is much more visible.

Dialogue with my wife:
Do you know the etymology of the word sandwich?
When is the girl in the middle?
He fell from the chair...
p.s told the comrade.
He: She doesn’t know that it’s a sandwich?
I: she doesn’t know what "ethymology" is 😉

to this
Everyone who humanizes animals, considers them members of families, speaks to them, etc. I recommend checking with a psychiatrist. Something is wrong with you.

My cat will be 21 years old this year. I will be 29. How should I treat a cat?
And in general, you are sent to the reproductive organ, anonymous.

A blog post about family budget management from another specialist.
Comment: Tell me, please, if the husband spends money on the mistress - what expenses can this be attributed to, mandatory or optional? What if the husband refuses to enter these expenses in the Excel table, and provide checks?
If sex with a mistress is more varied than with a wife - this is a mandatory expense. If the same is not mandatory.
If the husband refuses to record expenses and provide checks - you have to beat him with a wrap wrapped in a thick Moher towel, so as not to leave traces. The same method applies in the case of other refusals of the husband.

I want to do something like that to ear, and it’s mostly some kind of ho.

Come here, you will see. Everything does not look bad.
YYY: I can’t do without complicated operations with documents.
Yyy: The United States recognizes dual citizenship. Belarus does not recognize the United States. Russia recognizes Belarus. From the point of view of border control, I absolutely don't know who, but money can and should divorce me.

You know, Vasily’s wife is great.
tempted to try?
The school works!