Comment on the news about a backpack with a built-in battery, from which you can charge your phone or tablet on the road:

"Now also the backpack needs to be charged..."

I work in Zagha. The Saturday. 31 January. Start of the working day, 9:00 am. There are two brothers, named the Elder (C) and the Younger (M). Both reminded, see from Friday's hump, hump.

C: Hello to you! We lost our birth certificate, we need to restore it.
I am OK. Pay the fee and come back.

They arrive in 20 minutes.

C: I did it all.
I am OK. I publish documents. I give the younger a birth certificate.

C : Oh! Congratulations to. You are born!
M : thank you!
C: You see, your testimony has been given before mine. Now you are the oldest in the family, you will pay taxes!! to
M: Oh... it is sad. Well, since I’m older now, let’s go, let’s go... and then the day is lost...

Loudly, they run to the exit, waving documents over themselves... people aged 28 and 25. Probably new ones will soon come...

The father told, they had a nervous teacher in school, one day, after she half broke the wooden penalty of the innocent distinctor from the first part on the edge of the party, and, in addition, along with all the contents - pencil and pencil, and had the habit of rolling her hand on the table, before laying the class journal, the boys mature a curious plan of vengeance: they sprinkled on the chemistry of crystalline iodine, added nasopharyngeal alcohol, glued into a paper bag, dried, and laid in the journal. From the very beginning of the lesson began to curb the unstable teacher, and bringing to boiling, with revengeful pleasure watched how she moves the magazine in a convenient position, squeezes... Explosion, clubs of smoke, a huge hole in the magazine. After a long time, the girls re-written their assessments to a new magazine. Fisting on the table is still off =)

“Riddick... there a man of royal blood gets to an unknown planet, treats a fox... in general, if you read The Little Prince, you can’t watch it.
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Yes, I didn’t have enough spirit to tell my mom that he would be killed... :(

I am modernizing one forum where, as it has already been, two-thirds of users consider themselves to be unscrupulous fighters with the system and not like everyone else. For six months, I have been struggling with the question of where they find such a system so that it would have to be a clinical idiot with inflammation of the heart. I feel I won’t find an answer.

Advertising by Agatha:
If there were always order in the baby’s stomach, it would not be the stomach, but the library.
Agusha is designed to bring order in the baby’s stomach.

The Conclusion:
Agusha gradually turns a child’s stomach into a library.

I bought apples.

You should not learn from other people’s mistakes, but earn money.

I decided to spend the night with my boyfriend. When we went to bed, I jokingly asked him if he was afraid of a monster under the bed that would tick his legs (they were slightly hanging off the bed).
He laughed and replied that I had childish thoughts.
At night he woke me up and, laughing a little, said:
Stop, I know it’s you ticking my feet.
But I replied that I was lying next to him and that I didn’t have such long arms.
He turned on the nightlight to make sure.
I’ve never heard or seen an 18-year-old boy scream so loudly and jump so high.
“Who was under the bed?” You ask me.
It was his father who listened to our conversation tonight.
He, pleased, got out of the bed and, quietly, ran away.
He is 45 years old.

And I remember when the dollar was very small, it only had 60 kopecks. And since then he has grown up, grown up and now he is getting older, he is 70 years old, I think he will soon die.

I will speak for a colleague:
And all stupidly repeat for the fucking translator: "50 Shades of Grey"
And nothing that GG is called Grey, and in the name elementary, the simplest calambur? "Fifty Shades of Grey", is it possible?
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Well, and what will your "50 Shades of Grey" mean in Russian?
This is the very "easiest" calambour, about which, sometimes, the brain is broken, as it is translated into the language of native asses. It's easier to declare the GG Grey, honest word))

<Angelofnet> newa: If you hang foods out of the window, everything goes fast! Blacks and bombs. and :)
<newa> Angelofnet: to what floor are the bombs flying? and ;)

The coconut on the "popk" has three grown holes. Two of them grew dead, and the third grew with soft leather and without much effort even a screwdriver.

There is a new profession - coconut proctologist :)
Please write more.

On the issue of youth training...
My superiors acted wisely – not a boy took the post of admin, but me, then a young girl. And here I was not at all intruders to explain to the aunts what they did wrong, and how to avoid it in the future.
Two grandfathers under the age of 70 were struggling with a little electricity... to run to them on the 4th floor on each chihuah, on each message of the office was slightly sufficient. Indeed, after some time I began to notice that they are called less and less often. And after about a year of our communication they come to me on their own (!) Install the printer!

It is impossible to get bored that the words "humanitarian" and "lazy idiot" are constantly confused.
The humanitarian knows at least English, and most likely one or two other foreign languages in addition to it. Therefore, searching for information in a foreign language, reading the documentation on it is not a problem.
The humanitarian read quickly, can separate the necessary information from the unnecessary, deal with the unknown device with the help of Google, instructions and a strong Russian word. (This is not taught in the philfake, it is a side effect of reading a large number of primary and secondary sources.)
The humanitarian is able to recognize demagogy and rhetorical techniques that distort facts, and, as a rule, does not engage in them. (What, as my life experience shows, very often happens with technicians).
The humanitarian is able to articulate and clearly express his thoughts, both in written and oral form, if necessary translating them into the language of the interlocutor.

Therefore, do not call lazy chickens humanitarian. They are just lazy chickens.

I was sitting like I was eating a shale and thinking about everything. And suddenly I realized: the praised French cuisine is the cuisine of hunger and despair. Frog legs, snails, midias, dried or dried cheese, onion soup, artichoke... this is all the limit of hunger, when everything that can be chewed is chewed, then leather belts will go. The kitchen of real poverty, which was wrapped in a beautiful shell of alleged "exquisite" marketers.____
Boy, I’ll tell you more. This applies to any kitchen. The shepherds graze sheep, have nothing to eat, invented a sheep to roll and burn pieces on swords. Italian pizza - a small piece of the test is crushed into a layer of ounces and all that remains is wrapped. Sushi - a bunch of fish, fresh, rice, no more nuts. Grow up more. They figured one into the other. Well, Russian cuisine too (or Ukrainian, I don't remember) - where there is soup with cakes. In America, differently - hamburgers with meat, pizza thick, etc. They have no stupid history, the country is new. Find the other examples yourself.

I understand everything – to squeeze in the tapes... But to remind with liquid diarrhea in the expensive leather portfolio with the original contracts... I have neither words nor strength.

In the car is dull. The hearts of the glass were broken.

Who painted your heart on the glass?

A friend of mine was here, he was painting.

Zzzz: What is it, Pidor?

WOW : No. But if a couple of other girls don’t give him, he will crumble.

Turn your brains on and see how many problems are with breeding animals.

very well. Let us now forget about the meat and milk breeds of cows, about the breeds of sheep with especially beautiful wool, about horses, the author does not know about them, he described only dogs.

I’m not against unnatural dogs, they’re very smart and sympathetic, devoted, and generally wonderful. These are my thoughts when choosing a dog.
You can take unnatural. I know about him that he is cute.
You can give birth. If I am a foolish sewing lover who lives in the city, will walk in the corner of the courtyard, and the dog wants, I will take a small dog who can wear and enjoy life on a small square, such breeds are many. Their disadvantages are due to lack of education. If I am a hunter, if I have a private house and a warm booth, if I have a flock of sheep, if I am a border guard, if I want to hide it in sandwiches, or do adjility, I will choose what I need.
The number of diseases of breeding dogs is a greeting from breeders, many of whom sacrifice all the qualities except those evaluated at exhibitions - the tail is twisted, the fold is raised, the fur is more genuine... But I can choose a breed that will NOT be prone to most of the listed diseases. However, taking a dog from a good breeder, I can imagine that it will grow out of it.

And I’m in favor of GMOs because it will delay the time when we’ll sit hungry.

I will try
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Men tell me:
His lover said that he had a build-up level. I decided to give him a gift for February 23. Would you like the gift?

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I think it’s better to get another gift. Even if you know exactly what his husband was like, it’s not the fact that the new one needs the same. Only if you know exactly what work he is using.
(Switchers, for example, need a small level with magnets, builders - from 80 cm to 2 meters and without magnets)
But! You can give (but not the cheapest) laser level. A more universal thing - and the husband will not be upset about such a gift.

On the other day of the daughter (9th grade) neighbor on the party at the literature lesson "The Witcher" read quietly. The teacher noticed this at the time of the sermon and gave:
“You are such a generation, sitting in your phones and computers, reading nothing. Noah, I have removed the book!