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[ + 98 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25753
 09.02.2010
It is coming!! to
Hi to you :)
I went to Hogwarts, but it’s a secret!!! =) is
Tagged with: ugo, medical

[ + 88 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25752
 09.02.2010
Pasik (08.02.2010 22:37)
Why do you have summer?

bo-2786 (08.02.2010 22:38)
Warmly

Pasik (08.02.2010 22:44)
Summer is alive, you can go to the street after work and come home at midnight, and in the morning you can calmly go to work, in the summer you do not get tired, in the summer day to ten evening, in the summer you can crack and leave the house to walk all night, in the summer you can just sit on the bench and laugh with friends over the passers, in the summer you can all night rush through Orsk and say hello to friends and acquaintances, in the summer you can eat ice cream, you can drink beer cold in the cave and a lot you can not drink, you can lie on the ground and smoke a cigarette with your eyes closed, you can not get out of the water for three hours, you can sleep on the balcony, you can suddenly remember that you ate the last day yesterday, you can do a big 50 kilometers and

Pasik (08.02.2010 22:44)
You are talking warmly.


[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №25751
 09.02.2010
Election of the President of Ukraine.

flacs (14:09:45 8/02/2010)
Have you elected the president?
Alexander (14:10:13 8/02/2010)
We just guessed, and they chose.
flacs (14:10:23 8/02/2010)
) ) )

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №25750
 09.02.2010
Meaning is so! On the 14th you gather all together and go back!!!! to

Fuck it!! to

[ + 66 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25749
 09.02.2010
I feel like every day is so beautiful!! In the evening I run all kinds and guys say I’m beautiful!!! I always have someone to rely on!! And if anything is not so, I'll get them a fearless hysteria and it's all okay!!! I have a good apartment and I have a good machine and clothes and pants always new as if not offended!! You know what I miss in my life, right? I think I might have a baby but you know they say from him the figure is spoiled so I don't even know what you think?
Your brain is missing. The Brain!

[ + 23 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25748
 09.02.2010
If you could go online, it would be the biggest shit in the universe.

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25747
 09.02.2010
I have a companion one: two upper formations, the eyebrows wearing, “What?
Where is? When?" transmission beloved, in the house of meters seven smart books, if in length put, the forehead itches, by the way, and not the back of the head when he thinks. Well, you understood, a smart shopper is simple, but does not betray himself - he works as a sanitary.
Life has made it to its time, and now it is too late to change something. He works for himself, so he doesn’t complain.
Even if he is smart, he is clever, but the profession has laid a mark - he loves to drink.
So in the morning sometimes the appearance has the sanitary of the real, and not the "Chinese counterfeit", when it works soberly.
So, he comes somehow by calling the crane to repair or run what unknown to eliminate, details did not ask. In the apartment, mother and daughter are old. By communication, they understood that both were related to science.
The daughter sitting at the table in the kitchen with books prepares for the report and is constantly consulted with the maim. Meanwhile, I think I am one of those “unloved.” Everything tries to teach the daughter of life, her advice is not advice, but some morality. And the daughter tolerates all this, only “Yes, mom” and “Good” answers.
And then at some point my mom says, “Can you refuse this at all? Do you want to shame yourself and me? The professor himself.
Lianovsky will be. The daughter is silent, but through the silence it feels that if there were no man in the house of a stranger, she would have dissolved.
At this point, the sanitary is turning to them. Roja swollen after yesterday, a week's chest - this time he was a "true" sanitary. There is the following dialogue between him and Mom:
Lianovsky is not Boris Mikhailovich.
He is himself, and what?
But I’m a man who doesn’t think it’s Paul’s job.
It helped advance Heisenberg's theory, not that respect is not
It is worth it, and foolishly to call it not insulting! Thousands of you.
Two hundred by the way.
They carried him quietly.
And with his neighbor Boris Mikhailovich, the same comrade drinks on occasion. They also discuss their scientific topics every time.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №25746
 09.02.2010
On the initiative of Russian parents in children's economic game
“Monopoly” added a bribe.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №25745
 09.02.2010
- Cool you all called on the forum pidaras today, a lifetime ban got caught!
All of you, not the pirates. Pear Ace and Pear Ace. I missed the def and not the letter "d" fucking!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25744
 09.02.2010
The headline in the news: "Belarusian officials were obliged to run skiing. One is already dead.”

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №25743
 09.02.2010
I thought I had a stupid cat.
Christie : Why?
Matroskin had a cow at his age.
And you have yours :)))
The MLA...

[ + 8 - ] [23 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25742
 09.02.2010
Since the Soviet era, most broken things could be repaired or folded with insulation tape.
The question is why blue.? to
c) Rider

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №25741
 09.02.2010
Lynn (19:19:11 7/02/2010)
How is your note?

IN'EI (19:19:32 7/02/2010)
On the one hand and on the other))

[ + 30 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25740
 09.02.2010
Tagged as sex (sex)
- the helmet... the helmet... the helmet... (Estonian sex)
Tagged with: Jewish sex
Tagged with: russian sex
--sleep-sleep-chrum-chrum-chrum (sex in some African tribes)
--oh blya-oi wei-oi blya-oi wei (Russian-Israeli negotiations)
-Sleep-Sleep-Sleep-Babah (sex with an inflatable woman)
- shrap... oh yeah... shrap... oh yeah... shrap... chrum-chrum... babah (party at the UN)
Sex in bed (Sex in bed)
- Script-script-script (oneist on the bed)
--script-script-script-slip (the onanist fell from the bed)
Shleep-Jin Shleep-Jin (Sex in the Frost)
Jin-Jin (sex in the cold)
Shuttle Shuttle (Gerasim loves the Mummy)
• Tuck Tuck (Buratino loves Malvina)
--shleep-tuk-tuk-tuk-shleep-gaw-shleep-oy blas (party in the theater of Karabas Barabas)
--Bull Shuttle Shuttle (Gerasim loves Mummy, 2 weeks later)
Witch-Witch-Witch (Chip and Dale came to help)
--Sleep-Baby-Sleep-Boom-Sleep-Baby (sex in the big city)
Slip-mo-Slip-mo-Slip-mo-Slip-mo-Slip (Sex in the Village)
- Come to me (talk with the boss)

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №25739
 09.02.2010
A year and a half ago, on the program "Good Morning" heard about the following: "If you gathered in the shops, and there was no package at hand, then no problem, we can make it ourselves, for this we take the package..."
O_O

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №25738
 09.02.2010
The situation - the girl (d) has allergies, she and her boyfriend (p) at the doctor's appointment (c)
A: allergy to the cat, but even more to the horse

Q: Fuck, and we just wanted a horse.

A: And you still have hair for dogs, they can’t either.

Q: Can no one do anything?
Don’t worry, we’ll fish.

A: It is not possible. Food is the strongest allergen.

Q: Can you fish?

A: And hamsters too, because of the strawberries and bedbugs. A turtle can.

Thanks, I don’t need a turtle.

A: Generally speaking, it is time for you to have a child. You seem to have
Few concerns

[ + 52 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25737
 09.02.2010
Man’s status is: I break away.
I write to him "Do you drink?" and then the status message appears: "I’m skiing".
It was so shameful...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №25736
 09.02.2010
We sit in line with the veterinarian. The dogs are sitting, the cats, and the girl is sitting alone with a drinking yogurt. Bifido bacteria, apparently, brought to the reception...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №25735
 09.02.2010
One of Germany's richest families is suspected of tax evasion

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25734
 09.02.2010
I put a girl into a fist...
She: Now I'll wait until someone "hello, as things"will write to me
I : Why?
She: That you have a reason to shoot me for betrayal!

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