This is what you probably never saw.
That there are dog guides for the blind everyone knows. Have you seen them being taught? I saw a young, curious dog training on our street. The dog, growing from a small bear, was interested in EVERYONE!
The healthy uncle politely held him by the pen on his jacket. (By the way, the guide dogs here are especially large, so that they can hold the customer with their weight.) The dog tried to move the owner through the usual passage of the light. In the green. He obtained an excuse, and, depicting with all the face of confusion, led the owner to the light for the blind, that meters in the sky.
Thirty th. I went in the same direction, so I saw the whole picture.
At the lighthouse, the dog "worked out" the whole ritual, led the owner strictly.
Zebra, not allowing you to turn in the middle of a wide street. And, with all the face confused, led to the previous crossroads.

And today the dog, to see, passed the exam... As soon as he was not provoked... He led a capricious, smelly girl. She dragged the pen, dragged the dog on the road, smoked him in the face, tried to put him on the back of other people's children, and then led him to the cat. I should have seen his face! “Bringing your head into trouble” is most accurate. He insisted on the "zebra", did not let go on the red light, "did not see" cats and pieces of meat, that he was offered cynical "senders". Even when the mints exploded in a step from him, the petard he did not shake with his face or leg. Just smelled, carefully, the ass of the client.

Russian tourists have threatened to suppress unrest in Egypt if they are prevented from resting.

The famous Fox TV host Billy O'Reilly doubts the psychological stability of the Speaker of the House of Representatives of the U.S. Congress John Bainer. According to the journalist, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin laughs at the American politician and calls him a "plake". About it O'Reilly said in the air of his own author's program.

He has to take his emotions under control. “We had George Patton, we had George Washington, they were stubborn and tough. And if a person cries every two minutes, does that mean that he is strong, does he arouse confidence?” asks O'Reilly, noting that Bainer cries too often when speaking in front of television cameras.

He noted that the speaker is mocked by Vladimir Putin, “a man who, dressed in his belt, fights polar bears and never cries.”

Question to everyone!
To the left of F.

xxx (03:12:01 7/02/2011)
I don’t like women in the company :)

yyy (03:12:22 7/02/2011)
Where are you, men without women?! to

xxx (03:12:46 7/02/2011)
In the fucking :)

xxx (03:12:51 7/02/2011)
O_O

xxx (03:12:55 7/02/2011)
I didn’t say that :)

xxx: It is fierce, however, to overtake a car, which on the rear glass is painted with the inscription "Veteran of the Brownian movement".

Comfortably transgender arranged - and on February 23 a gift, and by March 8 changed clothes - pants - again a gift

Elims Reveroff: And the gender of the child is not determined by genes, but by what a person ate before conception: carrots - a boy, peach - a girl!
Drop any table: Before you were conceived, they ate vodka.

The last couple. A new slightly dull object, a new predictor. Almost all of the students are already sneezing their nose or simply do not listen to the lecture. Prepodu is bored with this and he, still speaking quietly, in the midst of the phrase about the difficulty of translation suddenly and loudly gives out "and it will be Judgment Day!11"
So terrible we have never woke up.

It is better on February 14 to make an offer in a restaurant and cry together, on February 23 to go on a business trip and bring a gift from a business trip to yourself, and on March 8 to pack a bouquet, the shower in the two did not pass, cane the whole house, cook like an anchor of benz, wait until the strenuous girlfriends come, knock in the cheek and give money to the challenge of any tarzan, and go home and sleep.
From this man!From this hero!

Dad at the customs at the airport, 5 in the morning.
Purpose of the trip?? to
Father: Business talks with elements of drunkenness.
Customs is dependent. I gave her passport.

I... slept with the girl... and realized... that it was not worth leaving her alone for so long... I thought that in the night I would die...
I had 2 packs of condoms, they no longer exist...@@@...why is there so much cruelty in it?

He: I have your number next to the emergency services
He is : )
How symbolic it is
She: Is this the type I am a prostitute?
It is :(
Logic of PPC

zzz: The transition to winter time has been cancelled.
Zzzz: Idiots forgot to cancel the summer
Zzzz: Now every year we will move to summer

But recently one of the leaders of the Orthodox Church said that too open clothes provoke people to adultery.
And let him change his golden cross for a plastic and not provoke people to steal!

EVA
At her age, I was sitting at home and reading books.

EVA
I have already learned to smoke.

Yellow wine is called white because it is made from green grapes... now say - where is the logic?

And now the most terrible: white wine and red grapes are made.

From letter to summary:

Hi Mary Ivanovna!
There is a vacancy in your department. Look at my resume, maybe I’ll come. Tired of driving to work for three hours at a time, I would like to get closer to the place of residence. There were no business contacts with you, however, in the mid-1990s we provided you with two machines of production inventory, the calculation was done carefully and quickly, which was remembered. The only excitement is your phrase in the requirements for the candidate: "Skill to work in a team". Experience suggests that it is the ability to drink. Alcohol is an inevitable part of business. I am tired of drinking before. So, if you need not a young and looking, but just a working, let me know. Better to call by the contacts indicated in the summary...
With respect,
by Ivan Ivanovich.

Find out the relationship with wife.
I am in despair. You called me shit.
What a shit you are, shit.
That’s great, it raised my self-esteem.

Putin also came up with a new program with the beautiful name “Housing”, according to which every third resident of Russia by 2015 will be able to buy a home, well, or housing.