The whole essence of our medicine - Say thank you for not causing additional damage to your body. Fuck it!! to

1) The vacuum cleaner itself turns on and cleans the apartment (the cat loves to ride on it). Once every 2 weeks, you can wash the floor and wipe the dust (in the absence of a person sitting around the house, the dust accumulates very slowly).
2) The standard 40-degree program "for everything" plus things made of normal material (type non-iron shirts) - and things need neither sorting nor grinding.
3) Taky yes, the multivarka is cooking, the grill is roasted itself. You need to press a couple of buttons and timer. 5 minute marinade of meat in the morning + 5 minute cutting of vegetables before "cooking".
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And now ask if a man will buy a robot vacuum cleaner when he has "Woman is". For him shirt from a special expensive material, if there is a WOMAN with a shirt. And the mulch of you, dear man, the food itself from the store carries, and the meat is cut, and the vegetables are cleaned? If there is a WOMAN, why spend money on scrubbed carrots and sliced meat? It is cheaper on the market, and a woman will cut the rot and skin. The croup will find out what is there. The packed clean is more expensive, there is nothing she has money to wrap, broke up. Otherwise, why did he get married?

In one familiar couple, my husband loved to wear white shirts. Fresh every day. Do you know when the machine was bought? When the wife went on vacation with her mother, and the husband lived alone. With white shirts.

I updated the firmware on this shit iPhone today. There was an opportunity to get the Russian text under dictatorship. I think smoking. Now I will be like cool guys with Android. They just wrote a message:
Did you bring Masha?
I respond and dictate. and selectively!
I brought her, it’s okay.

What did this epic creature get?
I am an idiot, all right.

How?

Why does a programmer, for example, 1C, to wrap a real working software, sit a stone ass on a flat chair and smoke your fucking humanitarian accounting and tax accounting, and you, the crazy lazy, can’t read the fucking instructions to the copier? What did the overwhelmed admin not learn to read? We are paid to work. And you for the fact that you are able to deliver the final result on the existing mattehbase. Unable- remove from your resume the item "PC ownership, knowledge of organizational technology" and drive out the gate with the note "incomplete official compliance". Yes is? March to read FM to the scanner!

continue in the same spirit, at work, then we will repair for free, but here at home, look for other comrades, pay a penny, in a moment you will become smart
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Listen to the still not quite surviving crazy aunt, who once at work had the negligence to disassemble, clean from dust, replace the widget and collect back the system unit. I see, do you already guess what requests were among those who debt me? Asking or demanding money = in vain ruining your nerves with someone else’s stuff "How can you take from yours? ". Require adequate services for your work in the form of cooking or cleaning at home. Until cooking from performers’ products or cleaning with performers’ brushes, clothes, and household chemicals. It all depends on what was required to create with the compiler and whether you used your tools, spare parts, boot disks (need to enter, unnecessary to remove). The person asking is quite swift: money from "your" do not take, but to pay a service for a service is completely normal. ))

Humanitaries are not taught to work with technology at all, that is, at all. In schools, computer science is the only relatively technical discipline where they will be taught how to turn on and off computers.
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So why don’t humanitarian workers refuse to work with technology? Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go. No, in any way they climb and hold on to the places to drink tea, and they also glimpse up to the claims "we have not taught this, do this instead of us and work." Do you just leave tea with turkeys at work?

Humanities explain to incomprehensible technicians (which year I try to solve this mystery)
Why do you persistently enter the URL of the site not in the address bar of the browser, but load the search engine and properly enter the www point in the query bar?

I saw a report on TV: "one craftsman wrote a software for automatic blocking and adding to the emergency calls from collectors. After the threats from the same collectors followed, but the brave proger did not despair and plans to write a proga to redirect the calls of collectors to other collectors)))"

Hokito: Yes, and I myself, sometimes, will go from the morning to the degradator, I think, Mother of God, where we are going, this world has wiped through! Then I go back to the harsh reality, look around, and people are nothing like that. Prep*women, of course, but it adds charm to the world.

This has nothing to do with Afghan scientists.

Wine producers, coffee, tea and cheese producers have such a term - terroir - a set of soil and climate factors and special characteristics of the area (relief, rose of winds, the presence of reservoirs, forest masses, insulation, the surrounding animal and plant world), determining the variety characteristics of agricultural products.

Now imagine Afghanistan. There, peasants plant linen, oats, wheat, barley, potatoes, carrots, and hemp and maca grow anyway. The Terroir!

This is not a clinic. Here in America, one resident was outraged that Victora's Secret doesn't produce underwear for women 100+.
Yyy: With such parameters, this is no longer a secret, but a shameless truth.

You, technicians, have been taught in laboratories and tools to hold properly, and work with them. You were not born with an ommetre in your hand. Humanitaries are not taught to work with technology at all, that is, at all.

In the school, the whole boy's part of the class was engaged in carpentry and carpentry. So the "start" was all the same.

In schools, computer science is the only relatively technical discipline where they will be taught how to turn on and off the computer.

We had a Vilnius basic at the UKNC, apparently we were geniuses :)
By the way, we still had physics, algebra and geometry - what are not technical subjects? For those who don’t mind learning to think.

But technicians are not interested in teaching “the chicken”, so that to be proud of its importance, it is easier to run away, silently do something (usually elementary) and leave with the feeling that everyone around you are idiots, and the administrator is half-god.

Don’t believe how many times I’ve tried to teach people this very thing – because if a person’s head works, then I have less time to correct it. You can only teach the one who is willing to study, not the one whose life creed is that you are paid a salary so that everything works. These have been met with me and among engineers, but among humanitaries they are simply predominant. So I usually come, keep silent and leave. Quiet and unnoticed as a cleaner :)

In one game of the post-apocalyptic scenario, there was a quest: to enter the city and save a man who was sentenced to death. He was convicted that he did not keep the house clean and attracted cockroaches into the city. It seems like a decent quest to shoot a bunch of guards, but when I saw those 200HP cockroaches in the tunnels that need to be rolled out of machine guns, I thought that the city authorities were not very wrong.

As many girls are good, but even more are not good.

About Good

Yesterday at lunch, a small man from the house (I often work without lunch) called and said with a terrible voice that "We, absolutely by chance, I swear, broke your lens." Along with the sworn cat. The lens stood on the window and, as I thought, did not disturb anyone. But when a child and a cat are in the house, there is no safe place in it. What has been proven.

I’ll go home, I’ll open my ears. The cat and the eggs. You are active in my absence. At the moment, the objective is 80 T.R. The Canon 70-200. They did not have a budget game. Although there was a Canon 16-35, it is now worth a hundred. So, if you can say so, they crashed well.

When I asked what was broken, a sad voice said, “Everything is broken.” And throughout the room fragments, fragments and fragments.

Having mentally buried the lens and reading a solemn speech over it, in the evening I crash home, all so harsh and wrapped in the aura of just punishment of the culprits.

Changed clothes and washed. He heard, “The cat jumped there... and I jumped to him... and he jumped... and I helped him... and he went there... and I... and he... and the lens fell. Here is.”

Well I say. You have to sell all your toys. A tablet, laptop, columns there, what else is there, and buy me a new lens.

The little boy just sneered and went to his room. After a while, I look, pulling the columns on the table. Why Why? I ask. We will collect you on the objective, he says. And so sad and sad.

He is injured in his knee and has been sitting at home for three months. In four walls. We are awake at work, he is alone with a cat. The teacher is coming. And the boy is nine years old, it is time to jump and wear in the yard, and he sits at home. I thought about it and my heart stopped. Go round, I think it’s all a horse! And the pieces of the apartment, and the objective is wrought. I’ll go to school if anything. Not even for men’s actions. for the lie. And for that... burn them with fire these iron glasses!

Words did not say him bad for the objective, neither blasphemed nor punished. I only told you that for the price of a broken lens you can put his entire room by a designer Lego. was impressed.

And then I remembered how I crashed my father’s car at the age of sixteen. In August 1989, he allowed me to walk through the village, and I went on the track. And when the congress from her to the village, he did not calculate and, missing past the bridge, flew into the cane. The mouth is all overwhelmed, and the car from the blow, I am afraid. I came home and, knowing Batty, waited for a slight hustle on the body. He looked at me, silently dressed up and went to the car, which was still rolling in the cane. Then he explained to the Haishnikovs who arrived that he was driving himself and did not cope with the management. I have not a word or a half word of reproach. I said, is he alive? And okay...

No broken thing, let alone not specifically, is worth a mess between loving people. And whatever the domesticated theoretical teachers say to me, I have done right now. Like my father. And I really want to hope he looks like him. And not just this act. And my son will be like me in the good that is in me.

Sergey Kobach

Rabbi, what to do?
Cancel the electricity.
But it became worse.
Give the electricity back.

YARKY is a Yaroslavl club of intellectual games.
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This is the home of the word "win"! Intellectuals of Yaroslavl.

What’s there with your job that doesn’t make you drink beer?
Wauu: the apotheosis of international interaction.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: I found out with a colleague, what kind of thing is not normal admin on the customer’s website.
have found out. Now the attention. The Kazakh customer, whose website hangs on Ukrainian servers (the same site with English-language content) was hacked (no joke) by Turkish hackers, who are affiliated with the Russian segment of the Internet and sites on CMSs.
The main problem is that the site is an ethno-resource about interethnic brotherhood and the common ethnic roots of all peoples.

What do I need to write a program?
Head and hands.
Is this done for a long time?
- They say in a year two can grow, but some have a birth defect.

I work in a team that causes cognitive dissonance: a colleague of Kartavtsev normally pronounces the letter "r", a colleague of Chernyayev is fire-rid, a colleague of Borodayev is smoothly shaved.

There is a group called ZZ Top. Two of the three have half a meter of beard, the third does not even wear a scarf. Guess whose name is Beard? :D