A colleague has some kind of linguistic mania: she reduces words. Restaurant at her - "restock", sandwich - "butique", electric - "elick", corporate - "orpor". In particular, somehow, when there is no unshorted substantive left in the sentences, the meaning is simply difficult to capture. A friend last night couldn’t stand it and asked:

Damn, Natasha, do you have the letters in the words paid?! to

Blizzard has begun to block accounts of Crimean players in World of Warcraft, Diablo and Starcraft. The money will not be returned.
and...
Maybe I should move to Crimea so that I can defend my diploma and get married?

Where do they come from "self fool"? Do you earn so that all the expenses are on you? So buy this damn ice cream when you want ice cream! The most cherished padishah in the general budget does not throw a penny and money for something is not enough? Sorry dear, we only have tea for lunch today! You are not obliged to pay for his loans, just like keeping an adult capable person.

I am for female responsibility. If with a man, do not bring heaven, something happened - trauma or severe illness - if the infamous loan before the dawn of the operation was needed, then yes, then a loving woman will stretch the belt stronger and will support it, no matter how hard it is. But when money really just knows where it is going, it will be superfluous from time to time to make a sandwich only for yourself - and only a masochistic moral will expect that he will suddenly change himself, and at least for her own money, but will buy an ice cream as a sign of attention.

In the middle of the night, the middle daughter rises from the bed with an acid face and goes to the toilet. I rush to her with questions whether she feels well, what happened, does not hurt anything, etc., but the daughter silently makes a interrupting gesture with her hand and does not respond to questions. The older son of the programmer watching this scene says:
The speech module has not loaded.

Trolling comes to us, trolling comes to us... Fun brings and the cheek is revitalizing, the taste of trolling is always real...

I explain:
and----
In the Gopoda Augcbupg, Gepmania, the young German obpatilacy in the cppp ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Europe...
and----
After that, the young German appealed to the court, which prohibited bordels from placing vacancies in employment centers, arguing that prostitution was legalized to protect workers in this field, not their employers.

My girlfriend learns to play the flute.
xxx: Strange... as soon as I read the song of Damis Roussos "My Souvenir"... He took and died...
YYY: O_o You are... Mozart teaches. He is no longer afraid.
xxx: I'm just studying the mill)) Now I think maybe not...
Check out who is not sorry.
Teach the Basque.
XXX: Then I will die!

It is naive:

Today I saw the solo guitarist of my favorite group in one of the supermarkets... in a brand jacket and a supermarket hat. He works there :(
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Everything is right, because you, the poor, the songs of your favorite group prefer to download for free without registration and SMS, and you will only agree to go to the concert if the cost of the entrance ticket will not exceed the cost of three of your lunches. And the musicians, you won’t believe, are also people, and they also, imagine, want to eat at least sometimes.
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The point is not that someone downloads music for free or does not go to concerts, but that music can only feed you if you collect the stadiums. In other cases, you have to work. And yes, regardless of education, musicians often go to low-skilled or unskilled work, as it easily allows you to regularly take a vacation at your expense during a concert in another city or tour. In one of my favorite metal bands, all members are working, except for one loader and one driver, for example.

Regarding the check "Vasi had two cats" and the conclusion that it is necessary to enter "three", not the number 3.

One comrade created a check on his website:
Prove that you are a Russian person and answer, how much is 10 times 100 grams?
In response, of course, scored the word "liter".
One day, a man contacted him through his tenth hand, who, with all the possible and impossible mistakes, entered the word 'kilogram'.

But God saves the drunken, the foolish and the women.
By the way, by this principle, a drunk blonde is considered the best protector.

We can all – let us all wish peace to Ukraine together! Let our people not kill our people!!! to

I saw the demolitioner. Signature – The Fear. The photo itself is a dish with zephyr.

He ticked for a few seconds, then ate. Fear of the company.

Great to dish!

It is easy to make a person happy: you must first take something from him, and then give it back to him.

More than money
One entrepreneur was in debt and saw no way out of the situation. The creditors stood on him. Suppliers demanded payment.
He sadly sat on a bench in the park, lowering his head on his arms, wondering what could save his company from bankruptcy.
Suddenly an old man appeared before him.
“I see that something worries you,” he said.
After he heard the entrepreneur, the old man said:
I think I can help you.
He asked the entrepreneur his name, wrote out a check and pulled it in his hand, saying:
Take that money. We’ll meet here exactly in a year, and at this time you can give them to me.
Then he turned and disappeared as quickly as he appeared.
An entrepreneur saw in his hand a $500,000 check signed by John Rockefeller, at the time one of the richest people in the world!
“I can end all my problems in an instant!” He thought he.
But instead, the entrepreneur decided to put the received check in his safe. Only the thought of his existence gave him the strength to develop a way to preserve his business.
With newly increased optimism, he concluded profitable deals and expanded the terms of payment. He managed to make a few big sales. Within a few months he got out of debt and began to make decent money again.
Exactly a year later, he returned to the park with the same check. At the appointed time, an old man appeared.
And at the moment when the grateful entrepreneur wanted to return him the check and share the achievements, the nurse ran and grabbed the old man.
I am so glad I caught him! She cried out. I hope he didn’t bother you? He always runs away from home and tells everyone he’s John Rockefeller.
Surprised, the entrepreneur stood simply astonished. After all, for the whole year he was engaged in business, buying and selling, being fully confident that he had half a million dollars in the safe.
Suddenly he realized that it wasn’t money, real or imaginary, that changed his life. It was his new confidence that gave him the strength to everything he now has.

All marketers and merchandisers in the world are powerless against a man with a shopping list.

and again
We help the poor and unhappy.

Personally, I think I’m allergic to something like that – my throat is a little swollen every time I eat imported apples, sometimes covered with some wax-like slippery and stinking snail.
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Strangely enough, one day seriously helped the advice of the zombie fighter. My husband is five years old, if not more, thought he was allergic to cherry. Cherry, I think, likes everything at all. And we included. But not to poison his soul - this product did not appear at home. But one day in some useful tips saw: you need to pour the fruits (there on the example of apple advice was) very hot water (not boiling - just hot from under the crane) with a little addition of vinegar. Leave for 10 minutes, then wash. The Profit! All "allergy" has passed. We eat chicken and not only. Happy end, as they say. The only thing: do not wash too much fruit - they start to rot like real) Wash off portionally. Good luck to you and your tastes!

So it is not known who: the cat cat scare off, or vice versa) One thing is certain: they are damned enemies. I don’t understand just how people live with goats and cats)))

Cats scare away all kinds of cats.
On the penis in combination with the man the harmful influence of cats was noted.

xxx: funny name, StraussTrupp )))
Is it new to you? What are you doing in Hebr? and :)
XXX: I realized that those who missed her laughed at her already.)
Zzzz: Yes, in the year of the 85th :)

I dream of riding on a shelby
Camaro and so far.
The M4 Don.
Eye

Near the house shop of men's costumes "Realistic". In the showroom three mannequins in gray pants and jackets. Immediately I thought that somewhere there should be a store of "Pessimist" with black and "Optimist" with white.