A narrow thinking:

This is one of the most important things in the world.
Do you work at home every day from 9 to 23? A pensioner? If you do, you will either hate it or not, you will not be able to do it.

And so - try whether to work, or study to go, or go to the street, go for a walk, to the library.

This is one of the most important things in the world.
Didn't you think everyone works strictly from 8 to 17 five days a week?
People, when you have already removed the chains from your brains and ceased to think patternly...

xxx> I can ask your opinion.
xxx> as a man
yyy> let it go
yyy> for every case scratched the forearm with the word "man"

xxx: You understand that this little nursing cat has grown up and turned into a Cat, when he, by the habit of drawing the curtains, tears off his nails all the carnage...

to this:

Only now realized that black and white cats are smarter than cats of other colours. I have 7 cats in my family, two of them are black and white and only they fall into the toilet all the other fucking where they fell.

It is Mafia. Others are not allowed

I lie on the couch, reading quotes of a year old, loudly a sick loved one, lying next to and eating grapes. I get to this:

Before the meeting, the director tells: "Scientists have proven that the smarter an individual, the less she lives."
A secretary passes by and with an undisclosed annoyance: "Devil!".

I get up to check what is it that I am lying so cold and I realize that there is a pot cover under me. Further dialogue
I do not have a vineyard in my mouth.
I: I am lying on the cover of the pot.
L: Yes, we will live in Dooolgo

Oleg is wild. "Coursework"

I can no longer have any appetite. I joke because I have to. I drink when it is poured. It’s all purely from principle. Gusev, you’re smart, tell me when will it all end?
“And you shot,” Gusev advised.
The leader whispered recklessly:
I tried a hundred times. I lift up the cock, look into the dool and I understand – nothing holds me back. I can press, you know? Just simply. And it’s so boring... And then I remember: I’m going to work tomorrow. Would something funny happen? So I live.

“When the Union collapsed, Russia stole the only aircraft carrier from Ukraine...Now Ukraine has stolen the only new electricity in Crimea. The 6-year-old electric car is the newest, four-wheeled, just a pearl.

It means tickets.

It’s fun to do stupid things with smart people.

Their accuracy is +/- 50 years.
Here is a simple and accurate test:
1st How old are you?

This husband :

If a husband does something without the instructions of his wife (for example, he buys powder instead of taking from a box for shoes with pots), he will be punished by all the severity of the family relationship.
And the aunt just pumps up the scales of education."

My sympathy to you. How do you breathe without permission?
We have a family principle: make a man, don’t speak by hand, don’t like how – do it yourself.

The human body is perfect. Absolutely no idea where it will be in the morning after drinking in an Irish pub.

The child in the queries: "Gauss gun with his own hands"
Something I am worried about...

C hubra, comments on the article on the permission of commercial transportation of unmanned drones to the U.S.:

Punch # is good news for drug couriers.
StopDesign# Yes, they were waiting just for the decision of the federal court.

He was so rough that he woke up at 5-56 in the morning...without an alarm.

The wife’s boss burned!
On March 8, I gave all women two roses, one from myself, one from the company.
My wife doesn’t understand the joke.

The first thought when looking at some websites: fuck what the side of the banner...

The apolitics of people.
The Greek word [idiot] originally did not even contain a hint of mental illness. In ancient Greece, it referred to the “private person,” the “separate, isolated person.” It is no secret that the ancient Greeks treated public life very responsibly and called themselves "polytes". Those who avoided participation in politics (for example, did not go to the vote) were called "idiot" (that is, occupied only with their own personal narrow interests). Naturally, “idiots” were not respected by conscious citizens, and soon this word grew into new disregarding shades – “limited, underdeveloped, ignorant man.” And already in the Romans, the Latin idiota means only "ignorant, ignorant", from where two steps to the meaning of "stupid".

Why, when relatives come to host for a couple of days, then after them in the bathroom, in the kitchen, wherever, everything that was opened becomes closed, everything that was turned to the right - now turned to the left, everything that was turned on - now turned off, and everything that was twisted on the clock - now turned against the clock?

8 March.
I called the girl in the morning, but didn’t have time to open her mouth, as she says:
Let’s break up for one day!
O O O?? to
I want you to have a celebration today ;)

“It’s very simple,” the master explained. At first, you think everything is more important than one. Then you think that the majority is more important than the minority. And then you will find that half of all is more important than half of all.
This will not happen again, he said in the news of the day. Half of all is equal to half of all.
“It’s just in words,” explained Caldolyn. And if some are accustomed to considering themselves more important than others, they will consider themselves more important, even if they become less. And eventually you will find that not everything is more important than one, but one, the most important, more important than all the others.
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"Garanty men and women" (c) Uspensky