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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №78108
 01.03.2013
Watching movies on the local network:
– Oh! "Asterix and Obelix in Britain" posted, has anyone watched?
“Yes, Asterix and Obelix in Russia should be out soon, Obelix has just moved there!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №78107
 01.03.2013
Love is when everyone wants to separate you, disturb you in every way, condemn you, throw stones at you, and you still continue to love each other... at the washing-up, crawling, and depicting the London bus.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78106
 01.03.2013
Excerpt from one article:
<...>Infrared safe class 1 protection is designed for installation at home or in the office, they have a light degree of protection. The body of such a safe is made of steel with a thickness of 5-10 mm. The frame is filled with a special solid concrete. The side walls have a thickness of 20-40 mm. Such a safe is ideal for hiding valuables from children, for example.<>

The good kids...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №78105
 01.03.2013
Yesterday, a father-in-law with an old friend of the family spent the evening, and that friend (uncle 40 years old) told the story of how he, while still a young specialist, once stood in a lunch break in a row to the buffet for two solid aunts and listened to their conversation about the following content:
“And yesterday I went to the theater, the Moscow band came, they gave an amazing show!
I visited the Odessa Opera House, a wonderful institution!
All this is loud and with eyes full of contempt for the uneducated habitat around. And this very friend, a man with a very specific sense of humor, unable to withstand the pathos, pushed his head between the aunts and loudly said: "And in our shake-up the batteries were painted!"
He says that if you were in this situation now, you would have done the same.)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №78104
 01.03.2013
And even 10,000 years ago, “this leader will destroy the whole tribe, the fox.”

An old Roman man is sitting on the doorstep, watching the barbarians burn his city, and says, "This country was destroyed by the Caesars, their mother."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №78103
 01.03.2013
The first day of weight loss is successful: all the food is pumped out, it remains to burn fat

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №78102
 01.03.2013
From Chat WOT:
AgrASSor: Fuck you are so virtuously riding the T-50-2, I think you were born in it
_4elius: I recently had an OKA.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №78101
 01.03.2013
XXX * sings*: How beautiful this world, look at it!!!! to
I would have napalm now, a litre of triia.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №78100
 01.03.2013
On the discussion of the article "Denis Tito plans to send people to Mars in 2018"

javax
Too difficult and expensive. They will not fly. Ready to bet.

by Loki3000
It is expensive to build a road in Sochi, and this is the seeds.

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