by Battletoad:
Would the excavators tell me? How fast is the 300 cubes of fertilizer thrown by the Komatsu PC300/LC-7 or the Hyundai R35-7?

by DonCorrado:
2battletoad
You do not know that 300 cubes of grain are thrown faster and cheaper by the Tajiks.))) and if you swallow the comatsu/huyundayki over them unexpectedly, you will get 301 cubes..))

Evangelical 17 (9:43) :
It was fun tonight.

Evangelical 17 (9:45) :
What kind of dude, completely shaken, stood by the home phone, calling all the apartments at 3 o'clock at night... trying to get into the entrance... I didn't sleep then... my cat got stuck in my leg.

Deuteronomy 17 (9:47) :
I watched the following reactions... I hear that on the homeophone the neighbors

Evangelist No. 17 (9:48)
He was sent five times naked, three times into his ass, two times he received the promise to break the fuck, one came out and fulfilled the promise.

Evangelist No. 17 (9:50)
lying on the asphalt, the pedestrian began to throw ice stones onto the windows and scattered the window in the entrance on the 2nd floor...and since the cars in the courtyard were put by the pedestrian and cut the mirror on the tinted eight.

Evangelist No. 17 (9:51)
The menta were caused, and while they were waiting for them, three lazy menta were pinning a fast-growing...

Ephesians 17 (9:53)
The concert ended somewhere at 4 in the morning, the cat ate the kitten, slept peacefully on the couch on my pillow..the badge and the owner of the car left on a bowl...the men at the entrance still smoked.

Ephesians 17 (9:53)
and all went to sleep.

Ephesians 17 (9:53)
The end.

From the Kazan:
Help the cat.
I have a beautiful, intelligent, intellectual, cute cat, a good cat, a jump and a joke.
He has been a year, which, according to the standards of cats, is already equivalent to a sexually mature man, a predator and a sexually concerned type.
This sexually mature and sexually concerned type is extremely concerned!
he needs help, and better contact with a cute, beautiful, preferably smart and sociable lady, experience is welcome!
My boy is calm, educated, will come with whisky and flowers! Or you can take them in guests.
Castration and sleeping are not offered. It did not help!
___
The Zombie Cat >_<

I love the Russian Odmin! Only they can indicate the reason for the ban "Pidar simply" in the list of fools.

Those who do not know (know)
From 21.03 MTS will round up traffic to 100kb except on-line tariffs and baskets, those who read BASH from a mobile phone or sit in the ash, will now pay more.
What is the characteristic of this 100 KB? The round? First of all, the price of mobile internet is fantasticly high when using it from smartphones. These smart devices carefully break the connection after each command is worked out. I looked at the title of the letter - one session, uploaded the entire text of the letter - the second, sent the answer - the third. and so on. Reading newsletters and viewing emails will easily result in 20-30 tiny sessions, each of which will now be rounded up to 100 Kb. It is separately priced.

In the store I said:
Give me Morse.
Which one?
The Miracle Morse.
I take it, I go out of the box, followed by a boy in fun:
- Give me two "Cats" "The Wonders of the Beast".

I saw porn, there my aunt took the telephone of the unconnected phone, the frame was blinking and the inscription appeared "Yes, we know that the phone is unconnected. This is porn, get used to it"

You will not invent.
This story really happened to me two years ago in the spring. I stood on the platform, waiting for the electric car, holding in my hand an empty drinking bottle from under the coke because I fell a few meters to the urn to pull. Here passes by, without rushing, a long-distance passenger train, and a few meters from me flies out of the window a bottle of the same coke, barely hitting some grandfather on the platform. My padonkoff reflexes worked instantly and I targeted my bottle into that window. Schröder and the regiment would give up just to see the reaction of that passenger.

Which gas is more funny: "funny" or "happy"?

As they say - "every creature by pair..."
When I find this creature...

We had one burnt roll in CS. His name was Ulitko-Killer, so he was always moving with a tight shift.

The xxx:
Are you naked?

YYYY :
Well now I’m in the shorts short and down there is nothing!!! to

The xxx:
Are there no legs?? to

I was sitting in the hospital today, in a row, there some little girl (probably for a year) passed the UFO (such a tube with green light sows into the nose and mouth) She was wildly crying, but the most terrible thing started when her tube was thrown into her mouth... She was crying at her... It was the crying of the wanderer’s gift for the entire hospital) With the same success you can cry in the tube of the enabled vacuum cleaner.

It is sold!! Driving dogs (4x2) The colour of "Tundra" Two days of labyrinth. Totally dismantled. State "sell and purged". It comes from a half-piece. It holds the winter perfectly. All twists: flooring of foil skins, bells, whistles. Treatment is carried out by wreath. Review of 2006. Real consumption: 8 kg of bones per 100 km. The oil almost doesn’t eat (not like). No trip to Moscow. A box of fireworks + a bottle of petroleum + a pack of salt.

from ZH:

I like to stand on the ladder from below and look at the deck under the shirt.
yyy: hey, you're not alone))) I sometimes walk in a shirt without underwear in the summer, and then on the escalator I mock, sharply cooking my head back - so much confusion and sharp upswing of heads went somewhere))) and I am funny)))
zzz: Which station is this????????????????????????? to

xxx (10:19:49 20/03/2009)
Are you so damaged?

yyy (10:21:14 20/03/2009)
Why are you so informal?

yyy (10:21:34 20/03/2009)
It’s like asking why the sun is shining.

yyy (10:21:44 20/03/2009)
Or: Why is it raining?

xxx (10:22:32 20/03/2009)
The sun shines because there are thermonuclear reactions and hydrogen is converted into helium. They happen with a huge amount of energy. Here it shines.

xxx (10:23:14 20/03/2009)
Rain comes because when the temperature drops, the moisture in the air condenses and falls to the ground due to rainfall. Here he goes.

xxx (10:23:30 20/03/2009)
Are you so damaged?

I need to make a mouthpiece for the ears.
Why Why?
- Imagine people sitting, working, and this time - a mask show, a crowd of rabbits and whites with machines.
- Then the commander needs the ears of Cheburaška, so that it is immediately clear who is the chief here.

I think it’s time to go home until there’s no stop in the subway.
Are you already in the metro?? to
yyy: This is the type, the machinery drivers go out into the fork and say: "Where do you put the cattle?"
xxx: "buy the rights to the subway and drive"
yyy: "Look at the trunk, this is a jump to suck in order to drive on such an electric train"
xxx: Oh and here past the station, carrying people, a train with blue beacons is in full motion
Tagged: ussssss

xxx(22:06:07 20/03/2009)
How to calm a guy?? to
yyy(22:07:41 20/03/2009)
Listen to understand and then fuck.

The desire to speak is always stronger than the desire to listen, for when you listen,
The will has to think.
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