[22:47:15] <gomosek> somebody will tell how nick to change
But here I, for some reason, poppy polyethylene does not insert...
PS: So I hear the outcry "Burning the heretic!!!" and
Gyrus: the gesture
NigthLind: Here are the pirates
Gyrus: Yes not that word
NigthLind: No, that is exactly what
I’ve seen a lot... But the opening of a water purification station under the music of Star Wars...
She: Don’t scratch your head. There will be scratches. Have you ever seen me scratch my head?
He is: No.
She is: here. And in general, I rattle it only when I read, think, or study.
He said, “You said it yourself, it’s not my fault.
She is blue...
Women tell the truth only when they don’t think what they say.
I hate my boyfriend!
yyy: What is it?
Today all day in the kitchen...measured the paste, scratched,
hand made a slice, made a slice, prepared all this, squeezed with crop and pepper...
YYY: Well and CHO?
XXX: And this fucker is stuck out of work. I looked at the plate and grit, like I am so sick, all day at home, and for dinner wide...
Pump: a blonde in white boots and shiny stretching trousers, on the stairs of a dermatovenerological clinic, with a paper in her hands, cries into the phone:
Positively, that means it’s okay, right?
Yesterday my husband told me about his colleague!
She goes to work across the bridge, and there is an accident! She became interested,
He walks quietly, opens his mouth, looks
He stood in front of her, with his back to her.
HHH: Well, she quietly put it on her cap and put it on!
I think it’s good ?))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
He, naturally, was almost overwhelmed by such greed and surprise!
Let Matt cover her!
She came out, sorry, her eyes are round!
Well ?))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
The drivers of passing cars, stopped, came out and applauded standing!
WOW: aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Human capabilities are limited by laws and expanded by bribery.
More about doctors (continuing to stories from 16.03).
History of 4.
Meet an elderly patient.
How long have you been tied to bed? I ask her.
She replied embarrassedly. Not once since my death.
and husband. For 20 years...
History of 5.
The morning walk. I approach one of the patients, I am interested in him.
I feel well, I see on his bowl a bowl with empty plates and
I asked him how he liked breakfast.
Breakfast is nothing. Only Kentucky jelly is disgusting. I could not
Eat more than two cups.
Kentucky jelly was something new in the menu of our dining room.
Can I see? I asked for.
He stretched out his hand and pulled out the package. KY Jelly.
(The P.S. It is a brand of lubricant used during sexual intercourse.
History of 6.
With pain in the stomach, a young girl, punk, went to the hospital. All in
Tattoos and piercings, and with painted and upward hair. has her
He diagnosed appendicitis and was immediately sent for surgery.
When the nurse was preparing her for the operation, she saw that her hair was on her skull.
The punk was painted in green and was tattooed above the lob.
The inscription “Do not walk on the grass.”
After the operation, the nurse left a note on her cover table:
“I am sorry. The grass had to be cut.”
The Odessa Court. The men beat the goats. From the 2nd floor window:
Bring your mother kefir.
Stop me, I am busy.
Oh I cannot! Sarah from the 3rd floor you found time to bring a tripper.
Kefir is busy.
Two people lie in bed.
She whispered, “Are you sleeping?”
He is: Ugo, I sleep...
Half an hour passed.
She: Are you sleeping?
He is: Ugo, I sleep.
Another half hour passes.
She: Are you sleeping?
Fuck, I said I’m sleeping.! to
She: Sorry, okay, sleep... let’s talk about it in the morning.
He: No, what did you want? Speak to
She: Who are you?
B1gBe@rrr: What are you doing?
BoySKAut: I sit and cuddle
B1gBe@rrr: aaah, well know what hindered me...
I watched a women’s magazine today.
The article is titled: "Run into his closet!"
Next should go "Getting Puzzles", I think.
On the march I understood why in the USSR there was a deficit of everything - days ago I learned that we at home still use the foil made in the Union before its collapse O_o
The idiots! The sex of the child is determined by the chromosomes of the father. The temperature of the environment determines the sex of the crocodile.
I’m walking down the street today, there are guys standing by the subway selling Tele2 SIM cards... They approach me and one of them says, “Girl, connect to Tele2!” And don’t think of answering “no” because for every response I kill and eat a cat... and then they join a choir with “HELP TO THE BODY” – Save the Cat!This is something new!"
Yyy: No, I will kill him!!!!! to
XXX: What is it?
YYY: Remember, I told you that every morning we have battles because this lazy ass can’t take off the cheek from the pillow, and is constantly late to work. Sleep until 9, although go out at eight and thirty.
XXX: What Happened?
YYY: And today, he wakes up at eight, and you know why?
Yyy: We have a telephone at work in the morning to wake him up somehow. And you can see in the news was told how the half-naked Italian porn actress stuck, bowed into the parliament, bowed somewhere else. This cat wiped his eyes with the words of OOOOOO!!!!!!! The Syrian!!! to
I go into the room and hear the dialogue:
I love you because you never criticized me.
Dad: What am I, a fool? O_O
This is the guarantee of family happiness =)))) (parents together for 25 years).
8th of March.
[17:22:57] with_a_smile: OUR DIVIS DOES NOT BE WASBUDDY AND NIDADY!!!!!!! to
Frankie: The only thing you can excite is the vomiting reflex, the sunshine...
c) by Mikhail