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[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №125971
 26.03.2016
Astrologers have announced a week of thick Hermione.

The witch has doubled.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №125970
 26.03.2016
1992: No one sacralizes the victim. Simply by accusing the victim of provoking the criminal, society justifies the criminal. When they say “she is guilty” they mean that the criminal is not guilty. And if it is the fault, it is not very well understood. It is always in connection. Society sympathizes with the criminal, and therefore seeks out what the victim is wrong with. She may really be wrong – in that she doesn’t take into account the number of fools on the streets, but ADEQUATE people first and foremost have the idea of how a lot of fools on the streets are foolish, and that something needs to be done about it. We have to fight the rapists. And in our society, the first thought is to fight the manifestations of the stupidity of the victims in transparent shirts. Violents are perceived as an inevitable evil, like bad weather. When you get under the car, the driver can really be not guilty of anything, or guilty of negligence, in inattention. Not always the driver shoots the pedestrian intentionally (more precisely - almost never). Violence is always conscious. Always you understand? And this is really a terrible trouble, and you minimize the importance of this trouble, bring it down to the level of ice on the roads.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №125969
 26.03.2016
We came to the country at six, my friends went to the bathroom, and three men mangal divorce, all the affairs, I hang around, help, and it is visible that my presence is very heavy. And it's true, vodka is in the house, but thus throwing a snack in the middle of the way with me is not a comilfo. Here is one:
- Oh, we need to cut the wood on the sticks, and the tail is in the house!
And all three synchronously collapse from the seat behind the tail.
I: guys, I’ll bring you now!
They are chorus:
Light, do not prevent us from carrying a tail!

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125968
 26.03.2016
I will go on to our colloquial: so, guys, remember - the status is won by labor and work, and not by a fox, a fashionable hairstyle, a stunt and a drink from a smoothie in a glass.

An old Scottish man complains to a close friend:

“I, John McMurray, built two good, strong bridges across the river. Whole
The village now walks on these bridges and rejoices. But nobody, nobody
Call me "John the Bridge Builder"!

I, John McMurray, when our village was attacked by the ugly at night.
The Englishman jumped out of the house and killed twelve enemies.
There are only two scratches. But nobody, nobody calls me "John
The Brave Warrior"

I, John McMurray, am a skilled carpenter. I had so many swords.
Our grandchildren will not lack them. But nobody, nobody
It is "John the Knight of Swords".

But I had to fuck a sheep once.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125967
 26.03.2016
From the life of a book store consultant.
A little about why I don’t like pets.
XHHH: So young and cute
And asked Oscar Wald's book "The White Claw Black Ear"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125966
 26.03.2016
In terms of potatoes, people are terrorists who take potatoes captive in order to get a ransom. But they are redeemed by even larger villiers – the damn sadists who torture potatoes, tear them off the skin, scratch their eyes, cut them into pieces and, in the end, just kill them in boiling water or oil, or in some other cruel way. Only a few of them are merciful, and buy out to free - to let go to the natural environment, where the potatoes can live and reproduce... But then the terrorists come again.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125965
 26.03.2016
Forget about:
You are throwing pearls in the wind.

As in a granite.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125964
 26.03.2016
I go to bed, my husband hugs me before I go to bed. I started calling the cat.
X is kiss.
and not need.
X is kiss.
and not need.
X Why?
Tragically, we all dream!

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125963
 26.03.2016
Doctors are fighting diseases. Officials with corruption.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №125962
 26.03.2016
Not my... by Sergio Babenco
When I was going to study at the institute and, accordingly, to live in the shelter, my mother gave me a huge bowl and said that with her I would not die of hunger. Then it sounded very strange to me. It cannot exist on its own. She doesn’t know how to cook herself. How I was wrong then. If something was cooked in a bowl, I could always participate in a bowl. And since such pads were disappearing few, they called me often. And the girls of her from me took something to bake in her as in shape. Sweets were also offered as rent.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125961
 26.03.2016
The government noted a sharp decline in population incomes. It was in a narrow circle, modestly. Only Dom Perignon and Normandy oysters were served at the table.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №125960
 26.03.2016
My wife and daughter say to me:

- See, we found a journey to Greece, flew for rest.

I see :

That is expensive.

They are:

This is for three.

I am :

So you are not going down.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125959
 26.03.2016
What would you call yourself if you found out your husband was cheating on you?

The widow.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №125958
 26.03.2016
My brother works in a mobile phone store. They have a young man in the group, whom their fellow servants call no other than Hookuma. He was called by this name by a group of elderly foreigners.



Going to the store with grandmother. Probably English-speaking tourists. They look around and talk about something. They needed the seller’s advice. They approach the same boy, look at the badge, read his name, look over somewhat surprised, and unsettledly say, "Good morning, Hukuma!".



The poor Nikita!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125957
 26.03.2016
That needs to be honest. A "honest man" is an oxymoron. Almost all men have a scenario in their heads: I will marry at 20 on a peer, at 40-50 I will divorce and marry a young woman. Few people say frankly - no, I need to get on my feet first, until forty - no babies.

I married at twenty. Butterflies, when will you stop giving out your wet fantasies for the results of the alleged perception of men? Marrying at 20 is a pure baby jump, not even arising in the head of a high school student, who understands perfectly that he has no housing, no money, no firm plans for the future.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125956
 26.03.2016
I recently got into the trolling of the merchandisees. I had to buy vegetable oil. In the store I look - two shelves are laid together, one look, only one. With the name "Distance".

[ + 23 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125955
 26.03.2016
I am proud of our people. Our people are free, and masters of their fate, not scratchers. We understand clearly that we owe nothing to anyone but ourselves.

Therefore, the boss plays out from interviews with women of childbearing age (and does the right thing - he is concerned about himself and his department - the work must be done), women are arranged in state offices and then run into decrees (and do the right thing - the main thing is to think about themselves and their child, and let others' problems be scratched by people themselves). Fathers drop out of families and do not pay decrees (should they take care of themselves? A man should not be paid for the mistakes of his youth. Companies that build houses exaggerate the prices for apartments 3-4 times (and do it correctly - the entrepreneur should think about their income, and once people buy apartments at this price - all norms). The sellers and sellers in the shops interrupt the date of manufacture on the goods (and again - they must take care of themselves and their children - survive it is necessary, and how to pay the mortgage hell, and if the seller is a single mother - then the children will manage to raise alone).

But the most important thing is that we are free and no one owes anything.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125954
 26.03.2016
< pLuto> Tuareg and Cayenne are recalled due to pedal problems. It seems to be hard to turn :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №125953
 26.03.2016
I have my refrigerator feeding when it’s opened, but not immediately. Once she closed it tightly, and her husband goes into the kitchen. He says:
Why is your refrigerator open?
I am busy and I answer:
He is silent. If he says, I will close.
He silenced and then asked:
Have you talked to him for a long time?
I do not talk to him at all. It is he talking to me.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №125952
 26.03.2016
This is:

Remove these fucking parents from here.
or if it is no longer a humorous resource change its name to "my thugs";
I will not open it anymore.

Did you say that before April 1st?? to

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