14: [ 20 ] [discuss] added 2008-03-05 14:59
If this quote reaches the top of the abyss, I will change the floor.
If she gets to the top, I will change the floor for you.

[No_N@Me]
According to the law of preservation of matter, if there is Xenia Sobchak, then someone has two.
The brain.
EVA
hahah, moreover, someone has three of them - you eat another Katya Utusikova.............. three mosques... The Snake Gorinych is not a legend!!!!!! It exists!!! to

XX: Where do you live?
YYY: In the choice!
XH: O_o
HGH: Elections, Elections, candidates p**orgy!)))
YYY: We have gotten us!

I am at home, in the bathroom, resting.
The game is Nyria...
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Fuck, not with the phone.

So overwhelmed by the job that even the notice of dismissal to write no time.

Yesterday in Kiev, it was evening. I met a former colleague.

They talked about each other, talked about problems, talked about a few more minutes.

They went and went, each in his own way. must

Note that my comrade by nationality and appearance is Korean.

100 percent, classic Asian, prototype of Hong Gil Don. by

The next morning he told me what happened to him right after that.

How we separated.

He descends, therefore, into the underground passage, where he was immediately stopped.

officers of the militia. Your papers, your sight hurt.

The immortal. To what he, firmly looking them straight in the eyes, answers

I am a citizen of Ukraine and never with myself.

I did not carry documents. Police officials did not expect such a response.

They expressed some doubts, misunderstood even by themselves. The case went to

He is being transported where he needs to be "until it is cleared." and then,

In order to dispel the last doubts, he said:

Boys, for what reason? You see, I am not a mosquito.

Coins just got, asked for the future to carry documents with them,

They wished for a good way and let go.

And you know why in the subway at the bottom of the escalator grandmother in the cabin? She there

Pedals are turning.

Mandarin
A whirl and a white grandmother.

Mandarin
already swallowed

Mandarin
At the end of the day, he finds a shark.)

Mandarin
And Ibet her longer than everyone else.

Mandarin
Almost a quarter of the movie :)

Mandarin
Fuck to...

Mandarin
Couldn’t the shit say that I’m not writing there?

Pelmen
It was interesting.)

Putin pumped his Persian to the level of president

Director: Woman, what happened yesterday, why is your department complaining from a customer?
Start of. Someone came, a wise B.L. After reading the afterlife voice in the document the initials and the name of the client, the order very successfully inserted in the end long: "eye...", then decently looked at the client and then we wore up both the client and the order and the entire department until the end of the day. :(

Boris said that if I have money, I have a flat foot.
yyy: and flat foot, and curved spine, and a bunch of all useful little things)

Hello, I congratulate you on the International Day of the Flower Speculator!
She said: thank you.
Three different girls.

to obey! It is worth 07.03 to send to start SMS with the word "Happy", not put a single smile and as a result 2 girls said Thank you, one pointed out that the holiday is only tomorrow and only one noticed something and called this holiday fun. Apparently beyond the magical phrase “I congratulate you on International Day...” the girls just can’t read.

He: I love you.

She and I)

I want to go to Pop...

She: Go

In short the topic is this:

Who is in favor of not giving birth until the housing problem is solved - plus...

And fuck them, not the increase in the population... What do we do with rentable apartments with children or transfer mortgage inheritance?

by afx237_v7
How do crows orient underground, where to dig them?

and YELELEO:
They have a good hearing. They hear where the carrots grow.

by afx237_v7
Do they eat carrots?

by batadekko:
Useful for viewing

Prepare for guests. My mother sent me to the store and told me to buy a white one.
I brought a white bottle. It should have been bread. My mom was looking at something...
c) Lipka

by the Minister (18:44:08 5/03/2008)
You are smart ?

by the Minister (18:44:22 5/03/2008)
There is something to cheer for.

by the Minister (18:55:03 5/03/2008)
In the sense of dignity.

by the Minister (18:55:23 5/03/2008)
dignity - in the sense of quality of character and personality properties.

What to give a girl on March 8th?
2nd New package from ABBYY Software! CunniLingvo 12 is Russian Language, English Language, French Language and many other Languages!

Part of the review about the phone SonyEricsson W300i from the site helpix.ru:

Are you still using it? If not, why did you break up with him?

We no longer use them. His husband's phone lived not long - in March he drowned him in the same pit, over which he always parks... He was pulled out and dried, badly hit the current a couple of times and no longer lived...

My lived longer - until the end of April. But, apparently, they were bound by closer ties than we thought, and he did not live alone, choosing a strange way to die... The phone slipped out of my hands in the toilet, deciding in death to reunite with the comrade. Looking at the fun bubbles, I breathed down the water after him... Mom was afraid to sit on the toilet for a week. I thought it was "the flow".

The bear is not funny anymore.