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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139232
 01.03.2017
The Ancient Greeks

...There were no fitness clubs then, moreover, a woman caught trying to copy athletes, could be betrayed to ostracism as a ruthless girl (from the sport shape then there was only a tunic without underwear, well or the costume of Eve)

Women in many ancient Greek cities-states engaged in physical exercises and even competed in running at specially held games. In Athens, during their peak (at the time of Pericles), women's sports were limited to a minimum, while another patriarchal society, Sparta, encouraged women's sports.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139231
 01.03.2017
The literary normative:

In Russian, smells really "hear". This is a literary norm, and it is everywhere. Examples of Gumilev (going through the huts of the Galasses, you hear the smell of a ladana) and L.N. Tolstoy. Closer to the 21st century is, for example, in Viktor Afanasiev. If you hear such a smell cuts your hearing, you’ve just read little.

Yes is? And Ozhegov for some reason says that “hear” in the meaning of “feel” is a conversational form, not a literary one. And do you not know that words have obsolete meanings?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №139230
 01.03.2017
XXX: A movie about a black gay teenager? Did I remember everything?
YYY: Are you against black or gay?
XXX: I am against teenagers!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139229
 01.03.2017
"Omsk prison closed because of children’s enthusiasm for video games instead of crimes".

Cho is cool. Will they kill everyone in Postal and GTA? And the bread.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139228
 01.03.2017
here here :

In Russian, smells really "hear". This is a literary norm, and it is everywhere. Examples of Gumilev (going through the huts of the Galasses, you hear the smell of a ladana) and L.N. Tolstoy. Closer to the 21st century is, for example, in Viktor Afanasiev. If you hear such a smell cuts your hearing, you’ve just read little.

I read not so much, the expression "listen (hear) smell" was met many times, and I learned that this is a literary norm 30 years ago. It still cuts both the ear and the eye. I can’t do anything with the fact that in my head the word “listen” and its derivatives in my head are firmly associated with acoustic sensations, and with odor – no, even crying. It dissonates. Therefore, in everyday speech I am satisfied with the grounded terms "smell"/"feel", and meeting the term "hear" (smell) I innerly tremble from my own imperfection.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139227
 01.03.2017
by Bojan

“You’ll bring me to the white knee.”
> A scare for African Americans on the go...

You know, very likely. If you believe the Old Sabbath, here it is.

I asked one cute African woman why mothers are frightening children here. Expecting a response
about the zombies and how to do it with them, but the girl, laughing, replied: "Yes, you and
We are scared.” Per this is due to the fact that the dead African
Lighter than the living, and therefore Europeans are like the living dead.


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139226
 01.03.2017
The more we love a woman, the more a woman she is.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №139225
 01.03.2017
There is such a very beautiful animal - Ascydia. This marine vertebrate animal, like humans, relates to the Horde. It has brain structures and spinal cord.
So the peculiarity of ascydia is that it for a long time wandered through the vast ocean and finding a favorable place to live does simply - it eats its brain.
And rightly, why does it have a brain if it’s all right?! to

Here I sit and think, does this rule not work for our deputies?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №139224
 01.03.2017
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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №139223
 01.03.2017
Comment on a YouTube video with the newly invented robot:

V.G I watched it calmly until the end. I think, in the case of a robot uprising, at least this will not get to us - the wreckage, bad roads, the sixth floor, the elevator will not work forever.
For centuries I felt safe.
Then he jumped.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №139222
 01.03.2017
“The Japanese are generally polite and never respond with refusal. If you offer him to blow up Tokyo tomorrow, he will thank you for the honor and apologize for being very busy tomorrow. Although it will always do everything in its own way, for example, it will release your intestines. But very polite and without this our shame.” <C>

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139221
 01.03.2017
There are no sex games? At the end of the game, you stop being a virgin. or, even if you die from sexual exhaustion (dreamingly raised your eyes to the sky)

Prostoniktakoy: Hi
I am your curator in the game Blue Whale
The first step is to touch your ass.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139220
 01.03.2017
>> Women in the world are much more than men, and men still pay for sex.

In the world, there are 1.01 men per woman. If you’re as good at other things as you are in mathematics, it’s no surprise that you have to pay for sex.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139219
 01.03.2017
What only in the pharmacy you will not hear... But the phrase "Sell me something to kill a hamac, and that he eats too much" I will remember for a long time...


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139218
 01.03.2017
NoName00: I don’t like people who try to convince me that I’m shit. I may be fucking, but they will go.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №139217
 01.03.2017
In Israel, if you insist on questioning others in any language, sooner or later you will be answered in it.
Or explain everything in Russian.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139216
 01.03.2017
XHH: pricing, anonymous to gamese
You are Sasaki, a young soldier who, during a boring patrol, learned the terrible truth about how the Chronicles alien race enslaved mankind.

Sassuki vs Chronicles! I’m crying... a festival of the soul.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139215
 01.03.2017
Discussing cryonics on one website:
xxx: By the kind of work I saw with my own eyes, like the fucking little tritons from the mine, in a piece of ice, revived after the freezing.Why does he know how many years they lay in a piece of ice in the depth, completely frozen.and after the freezing they revive and quietly die.Why not die?
zzz: go. it is necessary to get a three-tonch, if bored-throw in the freezer [s] to the dogs [/s], and missed-frosted

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139214
 01.03.2017
I have been in your city twice. The first time it burned in May, then our Dutch in football won.

This is such a rare event that you can say with certainty that you were in this city on June 21, 2008. Not exactly May.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №139213
 01.03.2017
This is Megera.

and trolls =
Do you like to look at old cowards? Throw out. He said he did not find the laundry. I always do so. It always rolls. Well, you’ll think, it will be a couple of hours, but do nothing, it will wear others. If a person does not understand words through his mouth, tell him in a language that he understands.

Men, tired of the eternal bottles in the bathroom, a bunch of pads and other henny? Throw out. Tell your grandmother that you may have gone somewhere.
A woman’s advice. In general, you have to be such a guy to throw away other people’s things. Isn’t it easier to buy clothes that he likes? No, not with flowers, not boxers, not synthetics, but the same, only new! I buy exactly what he asks, we have no problem.

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