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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79860
 07.04.2013
When I lived in the center, there was a grandmother with a binoculars. She was often sitting and stumbling at the opposite window. I don't know what moved me, but I glued out of paper a binoculars the size of the board, painted it in black and in the evening I sat by the window, turned on the light and began to look into the grandmother's window. When our eyes met, I smoothed her hand. She did not appear like anymore.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79859
 07.04.2013
“The Russians are confident in their tomorrow.” These are the results of the survey of residents of Russia, devoted to the cumulative part of pensions.
One hundred percent of Russians expressed confidence that their future pension will either disappear or it will be robbed.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №79858
 07.04.2013
XX: I have been working in a summer camp as a leader for a year. We went on a flight to this camp today. During the flight, the chief man came out and said:
- You know that in the rooms themselves, the sockets for safety reasons have long been dismantled. Working sockets in the buildings are only available in the cabin and staff rooms. Therefore, please: tell parents to give their children mobile phones with them more easily, which do not need to be charged often. Tell them about last year’s massive fighting between boys and androids for a free slot. And also about how girls take revenge on each other, photographing rivals sleeping in the dark and sending photos to "contact" and Instagram.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79857
 07.04.2013
Do you want to ride a steep SUV worth several tens of millions of backs?
YYY I want.
Join the Strategic Missile Forces. "Topol-M" is waiting for you

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79856
 07.04.2013
From the smartphone discussion:

I gave my husband-Koz..l was happy for 5 days, and then left and took a gift!Here are such men!I know for sure, in the days I will go and buy myself the same on my own account)
I gave this to my wife a day ago. I’m not going to leave it (if anyone tracks such statistics). My wife is delighted.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №79855
 07.04.2013
When I lie down, the children are running out on the street, one boy says, “Anton, you are a fool!... silence... again:Anton, you are a fool!... another guy:Anton is home, a fool!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79854
 07.04.2013
XXX: What are you doing?
yyy: I just woke up, listening to the monsoon and drinking tea
You just woke up, you say?
yyy: I rolled in the bed and then decided to raise my ass)
XXX: Nothing for yourself. How long ago did you start working with powerlifting?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79853
 07.04.2013
I read from a very good author:
Of all kinds of dairy products for her favorite is milk pig with hernia.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79852
 07.04.2013
On the trailer comment:

What about the Russian broadcast?

The answer pleased:
You do not need...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79851
 07.04.2013
From the text editor's discussion:
1: I can't make a pastry
The Russian language?
2: Because you can’t.
Write well in Russian.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79850
 07.04.2013
The quieter he is, the more professional he is.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79849
 07.04.2013
with VIO

How the speed of the ship is measured
In the nuts
ZZZ: Determined by the speed of the sanitary movement that this vessel carries, usually measured in km / h.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №79848
 07.04.2013
Alex Exler: Do you know what’s the best thing about Spain? There is no need to put winter tyres in Spain.
Doctor Notes: So what? We don’t have to put the summer on now.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79847
 07.04.2013
YYY: I have long decided that I know how to joke, and this day I know that everyone expects this from me and especially everyone plays.
xxx: "I have won"! And a solid sign is needed in cases such as "need to be so out of the Russian language".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79846
 06.04.2013
Something these articles about apache settings are similar to phyllin painting lessons
First we draw a circle, then another one, then a hook and quickly we paint a phyllin.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №79845
 06.04.2013
My son remember. You must obey your parents, study well in school, enroll in a prestigious university, graduate it, work decently for many years, and then you will be able to work every weekend٩(̯͡͡๏)۶

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79844
 06.04.2013
Comments under article "How to choose the best place at the table"

I’ve seen people feel great in an olive plate no matter where they are.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79843
 06.04.2013
Windows accounted for errors, and a new ad launched without a song.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79842
 06.04.2013
xxx: If your chupa-chops is over, try squeezing the stick that is left of it.
YYY: And what is the taste of the stick?
xxx: There is a small square incision on it, in which there is a little more chupa-chupa left.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №79841
 06.04.2013
A drug addict?

We have one code on C#.
He calls it a prison.

In the fool. It is up to major.

To the diets!! to

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