Impressions of Easter spent with a friend in the village:
A local father is just something. His speech after the service made my day. Among the complaints that all kinds of people have gone there and spread the infection, that no one on earth wants to work, and the women only do what they love in the mirror, was the phrase:
I saw a girl in high heels. So these heels on the back are inserted flashing lights, and why are the heels not pleased with you?! to

I decided that I would watch "Game of Thrones" just two with a girl.
I’ll never know what this series is about.

The Motorcycle Forum:
yyy:...because 40 percent foolishly ignores the use of twists, for example.
xxx: Do you, I hope, turn on the bike every time you rebuild?
YYY: You won’t believe, even in the courts I include.
XXX: Do you wear a nymph under the helmet or under it?

From Travel Startups:
And if your grandmother works at a milk factory and you sometimes go there to see how they make cream - it is promtourism.
...and if your grandmother has a neighbor, and a 20-year-old granddaughter came to her and you go to the Senegal with her - it is sex tourism.
...and if you come to take your grandmother to the city and take her by car home to you - it is autotourism.
...if you and your colleagues-partners came to your grandmother to drink a taxi - this is MICE tourism.
If your grandmother doesn’t let you off the table until you try all the dishes on the table, it’s gastronomic tourism.
If your grandmother took you around the district, showing you the houses of your neighbors and remembering what was there during the Soviet rule, it is cultural tourism.
If your grandmother washes the bath every day and you have radiculitis after it, it is health tourism.
If your grandmother sent you to the forest by the mushrooms and you are lost, it is adventure tourism.

xxx: did not know that midi can be in a microwave, simple and delicious
In a microwave, almost anything is possible.
zzz: agree, I usually have a marine cabbage in it

It is good when everything is bad. Any change in the situation will be for the better.

I work in technical support. Conversation with the customer on Easter Day:
The Operator: Hi What can I help?
Christ has risen and the Internet is not there.

and Odessa. The import. The collar series.
and man! Why do you go for an hour, try and take nothing? Shouldn’t you like anything?
I like it!
Sho, there is no money?! to
There is!
So buy it!
Why Why?
Shoes to eat!
Do I do what?

HH: Look at me!

WOW: Look at yourself.

From a commentary on Habrakhab, an article about a 5-year-old child who hacked the Xbox login
— — —
The child himself said he wanted to become a gamer when he grew up. His father is inclined toward computer security.
Become a gamer when you grow up.
Once upon a time, children wanted to become pilots.
Do you become commentators on the hub?
3: One does not interfere with the other.
4:Well, Alt+Tab and you in the IL-2 cabin.

This smart man:

The main cause of delays and failures in the Moscow metro - passengers' - said Liksutov.
I can’t ride, haha.

The main problem is in very smart passengers who want to get under the turn to drive in the opposite direction while sitting. They are expelled. This takes a lot of time. You can’t get on the train for at least one reason. There is no guarantee that this train will go back now.
In addition, a penalty is imposed for traveling. All 80 people can be formed by one police officer. No hurry...

And there are people who keep the door, yes...

There will always be the next train.

111: Where is the divide from? Captured in training?
222: Argued with the bugs at work
Chapter 11: Omg! Was the guard reassured?? to
222: Ned... epic Facebook spam, after one of the arguments...

The craftsmen of Librusek are fairy tales.
On the site now constantly pops up a banner offering to pay money for using the site. I wonder if there are people who agree? Given that there is nothing that would not be on dozens of other websites (in terms of books).
In any case, the banner is turned off in three clicks. In the opera, for example, Settings -> Quick Settings -> Enable Java Script. Suddenly, it can be read for free.

Shoigu cat is a complex philosophical and philological concept, a supposed cat that is or is not. Not to be confused with the Schrödinger Cat, who is either alive or dead!
The existence of the Shoigu Cat is an absolute fact for one side and an object of irony for the other.
Despite the dualism of being of the Shoigu Cat, some of its characteristics are known, it is:

1 smart 2 courageous 3 polite
The habitat of the Shoigu Cat is called both the Dark Room and all of Novorossiya.
There are legends that only polite people can discover the Shoigu Cat. Probably because she is polite.

ch ch ch
I have an interview at 2 p.m. today.

With whom, with whom and where?
ch ch ch
With the employer in the cafe))

in the cafe)
It is wrong)
I usually go to the office right away to the director. In a harsh situation
I think I’m pretty (

I like to cut knives. I grew up without my father and my mother and I had to do everything ourselves. And when I got married, in order to include my husband in the family household, I began to pleasantly ask him to do something at home, well there, to open the bank. Inside scratching his teeth over his scratch. She burned accidentally, not noticing how he came early and went into the kitchen. I am there, oh oh! In two strokes she broke the chicken, in one stroke and just opened the canned bowl...
You know how to make cakes...

XXX: I am on the road. The generator was changed in the car to pick up food.
[15:32:14] YYY: =)
[15:32:29] YYY: Fuck, you in the car from Israel respond faster than the comrades from Moscow and Minsk
[15:32:59] XXX: yes I am so))) We have wifi in the buses
[15:33:31] YYY: you are clever... comrades of the Jews =)
[15:38:19] XXX: I am clever... I have when my ends I adjust to the bus))) and I have an inet again

Adult is when you dream that you write in the toilet, and when you wake up the bed is dry)))

2010th year, autumn.We, third-year students, organize an unofficial dedication to the first course of our department.We gathered them in the park and held a squad with all sorts of joke-add-on tasks.Then we occupied one of the alleys, where the benches stand, and started singing songs under the guitar. We were accompanied by our curator (musical school behind our shoulders: vocals, guitars, piano) Suddenly, a wedding procession with the bridegroom and the bride at the head rolls on our alley, and we do not stop singing, stretching our mouths in smiles to our ears.
I don’t believe in signs, though good, though bad, but sometimes I remember this case and it becomes interesting: how does that couple’s family life go?

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xxh: the second week we describe every fig