Resentment is like a fishing hook: it is easy to swing, and to pull out without a scalpel is problematic.

Vasya was a veterinarian for years. A veterinarian from God. He treated such pets, who in other clinics were immediately sent under a syringe. But like all doctors, he was distinguished by excellent cynicism. In his private home always lived dogs, cats and other animals, which he treated very pragmatically. In the sense of feeding. For example, a lady brings her favorite cat in bands to him. Leaves Vase money for a special sort of charis, whom the only one wills to bite a cat. Oh, Vasa says, get in the best shape, go to your home in Miami and walk a whole month quietly. We will feed the charisma on parU and wash three times a day. A happy lady serves, and her reckless pet receives from Vasy food - a boiling water-boiled hercules. Without everything. The cat cries crazyly at this unnecessity and falls away with all its appearance, expressing contempt for this two-legged. Oh, says Vasya, and puts the dish in the refrigerator. The next day, the same dish is taken from the refrigerator and placed in front of the basket. The contempt of the coward for this wickedness only increases. Oh, says Vasya and puts the dish in the refrigerator. The greatest achievement was 10 days – one such aristocrat held. It always ended the same way - it was worth Vase to throw a cushion in the air, he did not reach the ground, someone from the pets caught him directly in the air. The burning housewives of pets could not then rejoice on them - those after Vasina's prey ate ALL, and suddenly they will not give more. Moreover, the reflex of eating all that was found was preserved in all breeds equally and forever. This was the case until Masha was brought to Vasa, a shepherd of collie, who was abandoned by the owners in distant villages. Masha was not only born, but also smart. The liquid Hercules impressed her with such strength that Masha began to ask Vasya to accompany him through the village. Vasya good, why not walk with the dog to the mashazin. But Masha had her own goal - she was looking for the fatest women in the encounter, quietly lagging behind Vashi and throwing herself thick under her legs, complaining of her skull and swinging. Everything ended well, one such lady regretted the dog and took to live with her. Vasa was not against. Meeting on the street of the village of two round and caressed individuals - the lady and Masha - he smiles with both. They found each other. Masha is smart, she understood that women are better than men, and full women also eat well and obviously not liquid oatmeal. Here I found my happiness.

Only 1% of the population believes that the label on clothes serves to know how to take care of this thing: wash, peel, etc. The remaining 99% determine by him where the back and where the front.

X: It has long been noticed that all these blogger critics from the liberal community just hate all Russian!
I don’t see anything Russian in Christianity. All the events took place in the Middle East, among the actors are Jews and Arabs.
X: It was before. But today Orthodoxy has become a genuine Russian religion, a centrifugal force uniting the Russian people and a force of world importance. We see how many modern Western stars voluntarily become Russians and this is a genuine triumph of true faith over one-day sectaries. In this sense, I believe that the Church has the full right to declare Christ Russian.
The centrifugal force does not unite, but disperses.
x: This is a lie imposed by you by so-called physicists.

Dialogue with a divorced friend:
- Weight loss in the eyes, it is necessary to find, catch up, then who else, in the family and life after.
The other was, came home - O wife.....))))) and all
It should have been "all"))
and ahahah
Andryucha told you: "it should have been an essay and an essay until it says everything".

Sk: throw what?
My cat escaped yesterday.
He jumped out of the entrance and couldn’t find him.
Sk: and the upper floors live ladies, so he locked up to them as a home, they fed him, he spent the night with them...
sk: a friend went up, to the oldest house, counting the tubes there, and they who came out, look, Google looks
Dp by Google?? to
dp: So you called the cat Google and now you’re looking for it everywhere?!! to

Ward is burning:

The word "contradicting" in the spelling check proposed to replace the "contradicting Noah"
Unknown pages of the Old Testament :)

This is my village (Photo)
Not bad. How many serfs?

From the website "Spring"
I was born in Kemerovo region, in the village of Musohranovo. I’ve got it all."
You feel sympathy for millions of people. Hold on.

Discussion on chat bots:

We somehow ChatMaster long and thoughtfully learned to mother. He was then no different from the drunken evil fool with no Turing tests :)

It was 2013. Using someone else’s computer to the Internet via IE, I ACCIDENTALLY found out that there was an advertisement on YouTube... AdBlock is changing people.

From Habra:
BupycNet: “The head of the Russian Post was sent to resign!” why the first thought from his departure was “not going to come.”

Never do something that can’t be explained quickly to the ambulance doctor.

The government decided to resign the head of "Russian Post"

What is this measure? If the government sent the head of the "Russian Post" to the Russian Post - then I understand!

With the hub discussion "Update Windows 7 will check the legality of the installed copy"

There is no word in Russian that...

Mezhmidinov: There is no word “no” in Russian.

Brammator: Well not there. And what? and 5-)

I was in the tram. At the stop comes a drunk in a sneeze, the tram begins to touch and accelerate, trying to jump through the green light from the stop. Chel bends back, then forward, trying to grasp the order, the tram runs to the light and stalls sharply on the red (not in time), Chel, respectively, moving even further forward, begins to run trying to find balance in the tram stopped in the direction of the cabin, by inertia its horns dive into the driver's cabin, so that only the legs tore and from there the voice mla here with you and Ferrari...

Rustam
This is the type I told you on the shooter, my phone ringed.)

Anna
No... I didn’t tell you! I would remember!

Rustam

We are standing, I mean. There is a crowd on the other hand. Everyone has such serious faces. and here my phone is ringing, mom called) and played a melody - let mom hear let mom come. from the cartoon about the mammoth... In general, the shooter did not fight that night)))

Posts tagged with "Russian Posts"
"No mail - no problems"

The floor of the office hangs over the telephone.
She bought an iPhone.
HH: And the simka doesn’t get there)
She cut her knives.
XHH: and complains that it doesn’t work))
xxxh: says that I did not go to change, because you need to write a statement and wait for 3 months to change the simka)
XHH: And this statement was told by our guard.
The clear uncle.)
A: A new phase begins.
I need to go to the MTS office and change the SIM.
They are sitting on the net, looking for the nearest one.
The guard is standing by.
xxx: and condemns, you call in everyone and specify where to change for free
Tag: clarify the model
because in individual iPhones the sims are paid
That’s because there’s another one ?
Fuck, and they’re calling! ?
What a circus! ?

The most visited page in the runnet in the last 2 weeks is the Russian Post page with tracking of mail numbers. To burn them in hell. and.