The Spring. The gardens count the garbage that came out of the snow in bushes. And here in the same bunch are: a dead pigeon, a used condom and a glass from McDonald’s with the positive inscription “We will make the world cleaner.”

The universe has a great sense of humor, I think.

Lukik (17:32:21 17/04/2013)
I read in the car yesterday.
Lukik (17:32:30 17/04/2013)
Home Sex Kills Prostitution – Stop it!! to

SMS from the wife, who downloaded the last part of the darkness on the smartphone:
According to the plot, Kristen Stewart must have an orgasm so that the audience notices it, adds a salute in the background and beat the music))))"

Have you read "Myths and Legends of Ancient Greece"?
and no.
How do you guess the scanwords?

Walking with a 6 year old daughter (D)

When I grow up, I will be a doctor.

I... well...
It would not be good if your doctor was at home. I will learn to my old age.

I have not yet chosen which one.

(I) and UGU...
The dentist. Or a plastic surgeon... Yes, about a pofig – still good.

They are of three kinds.

I was going to open the eye, to remind surgeons, allergists, dermatologists...
But something kept.
W – W?

(D) For children, for adults and for animals.

A systemic approach exists. And you go, learn the match, papule.

There are coffee machines in the cars. While looking for a pen for the chair in the warehouse, I went for a coffee. There are 3 cars in this car salon. 1 - VAZ salon, 2 - Opel + Chevrolet and the 3rd technical center. The coffee machine worked only in the VAZ salon. At the same time, the apparatus itself was glucose and did not catch a cup, into which he then poured coffee. Thus e. You throw money, press a button, an empty cup falls out of the machine and the coffee flows past. The owners of the VAZs could be unmistakably recognized - they drank coffee. They picked up the glasses almost asleep, quickly thought and left satisfied. People who came from the Opel / Chevrolet cabin looked astonished at the cup that fell on the side, on the coffee lying past, sadly looked around and went back. Philosophy is fucking.
I immediately picked up the glass. It was just two days since I bought VAZIK.

Crusade in Nigeria announced by Christian terrorists: May 31 they will begin to destroy the Muslim north. According to the South, this will be a response to the activities of Islamic terrorists in the country.

Pingvin: I don't even know who to hurt for, so I'll just watch and enjoy the beautiful game :-D

I suddenly realized that it is not necessary to go to Vietnam in pants with the American flag.

The inscription on the fence: "LGBT - pydors!"

xxx for 600.
Q: Are you a neighbor?
XXX is no.
YYY: And that’s the right answer.
Yyy: but your point still goes to the auditorium
XXX is fucking

In Moscow everything is fine, but I can't find smoked chicken anywhere :(
Yes, in the solariums of these chickens...

xxx - 15 articles of the widepedy included in the list of prohibited
YYY - These are the idiots
zzz - Aga, resembles a pregnant schoolgirl rubbing in a pulp cream for weight loss
Customers take control of the internet, MPs take care of people, performers get a salary for easy activities, and all at our expense. Who is an idiot?

To be happy, a person needs at least 106 minutes of sex a day.
I will try to be happy.

Stayed at home with the tribe, turned him a telecome and said:
The amount of alcohol advertising, on Ukrainian channels, just goes up!
It’s fine in the evening, when the adults come from work.
But beer and vodka six times in a 15-minute advertising block, between “Luntik” and “Dasha” – that’s beyond the line of good and evil!

I am a harsh Russian grandmother.
Yyy: You’re still scratching when you get blood from your finger, Dasha.

I have a collection of small bottles of alcohol all over the kitchen that my friends will often find. Dialogue on my birthday celebration (everyone is scattered around the kitchen and considering them):

How many you already have.
I, turning to the dishwasher (back to everyone) and washing out the glass: 452 pieces.
Friend: And now what?

In the dark winter,
Not to hide, not to flee.
And if all that you are,
Route from work to bed.
Remember that you have cats.
Take them and be hungry.

It is beneficial for the heart of cats.
in the mouth of the neck,
in the district of Makushka, in the area of the sides,
Also in the ears.
Your cat is set, your cat is ready.
Treat him quickly.

It is very useful to kiss cats.
and swallow their stomachs.
When you fell into bed,
You don’t want to call an ambulance.
I was willing to die -
Cats come to you.
They lie on their neck and are very hungry.
escaping from darkness.
by alonso_kexano

I just had an unusual story. We went on snowboarding with the crowd. I with my husband. Since he wasn’t riding, he was working purely as my driver, he took the iPad and sat down while I was riding.
We’re going to leave, I’m stuck my barrel in the car, my husband helps me and puts my iPad on the roof... I might think I won’t continue. We went, and somewhere in half an hour we realized that we left it on the roof. We stop – he is not there. We return, inspect the entire parking lot, start driving at a speed of 10 km / h, inspecting each bush. When we lost hope, after driving 8 km, we saw the iPad on the road! It was just something! I have accepted that we will not find him. He was, of course, with broken glass, but he worked. Just a miracle!
But most of all I was delighted by my boss, to whom I told about this when he said "no;you are real Russians, and you lost him and broke it".))))

You have to agree with him in everything and do not override him in anything.
yyy: Probably the shortest instructions for working with the installer's))

Let me one day be the person my dog thinks I am.
Yyy: And don’t let God be what my cat thinks of me.