You need to take care of the girl first.
You drink her tea.
YYY: may give

Once there was Russian character, now there is Russian mentality.
Joseph of Egypt

The Unexpected Happiness of Mesia Henri

Somewhere in the mid-50s of the last century, a beginner photographer trying to make money on various kinds of sensational photos, Jacques Henri visited a promising idea. At the time, the Eiffel Tower hit the asphalt of another suicide, which in the history of this structure turned out to be the 99th. “What if I can record the anniversary? I was terrified by the brains of the Frenchman. “That’s how many lemons the newspapers and magazines will take away from me!”
Henry pretended that an average of 2 (two) suicides jump from a tower a year, which means that he will have to wait for the next one for about six months. The photographer compared his expenses for this event with the expected fee for the unique frame and decided – it’s worth it.
Planned and done. Messie Jacques went to the Eiffel Tower every day, literally as if he were to work - the good of the press representatives were allowed there for free - and waited for the anniversary miser. Being on the top, swallowing cooling coffee from a thermos and snacking crushing croissants (food he always took with him, afraid and for a few minutes to get out of the café), the photographer from the opening to the closure of the tower looked at the sides and kept the "leika" in full combat readiness. But it went day after day, week after week, and the tourists looked dumb on the roofs of the buildings, and none of them ever gave Henry the opportunity to get rich.
Cursed by the stumbling, unable even to trivial suicide people, the messenger Jacques decided that it is not necessary to watch everyone without discretion and constantly spin his tail around his axis - already the neck began to hurt, and began to look at the people around him more analytically, pretending who of them is able to break out, so to speak, from the life context; to put it simply, who looks more unhappy. It turned out that the dark faces on the tower were enough, but it did not bring to the photographer of Navar. In addition, many of the characters reacted too irritably when Henry looked at them carefully; the risk of stumbling into the phase and the profile was too great. Eventually, he began to pay attention to something completely different – shoes.
And indeed, if a man has shoes, what kind of money will he spend on a cheap ticket to explore the city's surroundings? For months of monitoring the shoes of the tourists - female, male, and children to a bunch, - he in the mokasins, boots, shoes, stickers gradually began to notice systemic defects and pretend opportunities for their elimination. And Henry suddenly got caught up with this new hobby for himself...
The anniversary suicide messier Jacques did not wait, but soon he opened his shoe workshop. Over time, the network of "Jacques Henri's Shoe Ateliers" covered all of Paris, and the failed photographer became a successful businessman.
It turned out that it was easier to earn money on solving even small human problems than on the misfortune of others.

The impression that a naked woman in socks makes on a man is fundamentally different from the impression that a naked man in socks makes on a woman.

Theme of Car Transportation:

Good afternoon, the price is interesting.

Go down from the 5th floor, there is an elevator, but 1 walk down foot will be, a single bed, take it to Victory Park, collect, wait a maximum of 2 hours, disassemble and take and raise back!

Y: Funny know-how - bed for rent.

xxx: baalin, 10gb oz

If you had said this 20 years ago, you would have burned on perfocards.

I want a perfect world without people.
You will be bored.
And I am a tree!
Oh yeah, then yes...

xxx: for a long time I want to buy myself a guitar, lead, hats, but the money is not enough, everything merges into drinking-going =( is it alcoholism?
YYY: This is a comfort zone

<CheMax>: I am surprised by two types of girls... One type loses weight like this: a cake with potatoes in the institute’s dining room can’t be taken in any case, and five cakes are easy! The second type is like this: I don’t eat breakfast, don’t eat lunch, don’t eat dinner, but I sit on chocolate all day.

The husband plays in WoW and something there feverishly prints - obviously not fighting. I ask what poetry? He says he’s beating off his friend’s unmerited ban for playing WoW for 20 hours a day for two weeks. The moderators thought he was a bot and joked... My half tried to convince me that he was a normal guy. Do you sleep 4 hours a day? Lenin was asleep too.

The U.S. State Court has filed a lawsuit: “American African Americans against Photographers of the World” over the racist term “white balance.”
Being white will soon be illegal.

xxx: Sex, of course, is good... but forgive the collision - because for this and the grandmother's shop can be picked up... and when for the soul - then just not to interest me in sex. After all, as you noticed, I’m not young anymore, and it’s time to think about monogamous relationships for me.

It is difficult for you to think of it, and it is difficult for you to understand it. But please pay attention to my following words: there is no regret of a heartworthy virgin in my life, boring, poor and sad. Therefore, it remains for me only to surrender to the sin of flesh with ladies not educated in the spirit of strict manners, restraint and honor. Therefore, do not judge me severely for this, I have no other relationship today except these and friendly.

If men are only looking for women for sex, why are they surprised when they are only looking for money?
“Kiss, it’s because sex and money are very different things: try getting a salary with sex – and you’ll understand it.

Comments on Google Play:
The player is ideal. I’ll buy a full version, but there’s one thing. When a low battery charge notification appears, the sound is turned on throughout. I almost got upset.)

He worked as a sales consultant in a computer store. In addition to the sale of organic equipment, we were engaged in the pressing of the twisted pair. Summer, there are almost no people, boredom... nothing to do hit the 1.5 cm crossover cable ;-). Time passes, periodically I screw this tail, a man flies: I urgently need a crossover cable, the shorter the better! Would you see his face when I put this cable on his shelf))))

A woman reads a children's book to her daughter (4.5 years old). And in the book, beautiful pictures are like oil on the canvas. And the wife sits down and thinks, “Nothing for herself... The authors write and draw... And she considers the pictures.
My daughter waited, she waited. And he says, “Well, what’s it like a computer... Read it!”and "

They walked somewhere along an old arcade with a friend somewhere there and a cute girl passing past falls, losing consciousness, right on her arms.
Girl, girl wake up!
Does not show signs of a conscious state, shake her a little, she begins to come back to herself
Yyy: Listen, I need to ask her something like this to see if she really came back to herself.
XXX: Yes and exactly. Girl, in what volume are Lev Landau and Liffsitz considering the electrodynamics of solid environments?
The girl: o_o
Well, you see, I’ll have to take her to the examination at home.

XX: Not everyone is allowed to change history.
YYY: Yes, for almost everyone. Write a new textbook.

Do you need Android 5.0?
ууу: Somewhere I read that at 5 there will be an increase in free operatives and improved support for tags and exins.
zzz: Somewhere I read that all people will live in equality and fraternity, without need of anything or conflict with each other.

In the conversation about the rent of the apartment, the brother spoke beautifully:
If there is no furniture, it is a puddle. I have an inflatable pump. and pause. Well, this one, you blow it up and suck it! Blake to Blake! You have understood!