Moscow at +19 On the sidelines misses Kyrgyz with the mountain unfreezing for 100 rubles. It was wrongly cheap...

A docent of the department of higher mathematics of the local university and simply the most intelligent man, a day ago was able to buchom zek from the neighboring entrance (with two or three steps behind his shoulders), clearly, laying everything on the shelves, to justify by the concepts that he was wrong in nature, and to hear his apologies.

Now such people are rare, and in 1937 there were thousands. Remember that!

From Lurk:
Japanese language in general is a fun thing: as hieroglyphs do not make up - some shit with meaning will come out.

Photo by Patrick Stewart. The comments:

XXX: He is gay
YYY: And what then?
Yyy: No, well, the hatred of gays and nations. Minorities are a sign of latent homosexuality.
zzz: And hatred of hackers is a sign of a latent hack?

I told him "May the strength be with you"
What about the neighbors?
I go past them today and I hear " quieter, Mikhailovna, quieter... she’s a SECTANTA somehow"

RT @too_white I am early to have children. I am morally unwilling to buy a kidney surprise and give it to somebody.

Mary’s father has five daughters: Chacha, Cheche, Chichi and Chocho. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Ab... the country.
Why is?
They have the entire family of AB. Father Mary is a transvestite priest. One daughter is a Georgian selfie, the second is a Chechnya, the third is a monkey from a child's proverb about selling bricks, and the fourth is Cho-Cho? The Gopnik.

I work for an American company that appreciates initiatives from employees. And everything would be fine, but here the American openness is facing the Russian chancellor. This is the preamble.

A colleague offered to buy in the office a blender, mol, summer, fruit, smoothies. He reads a form for initiatives and issues:

Conditional name of the initiative: BLENDER
A brief description of the existing process that is proposed to be optimized: fruit purification and absorption
A brief description of the initiative:
We buy a blender, we scrub, we eat.

xxx: any scam using the device which is included in the socket - hacking))
yyy: hacking a safe with the help of a coil - by applying a coil to the owner of the safe - this is the highest pilot of hacking)))

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yyy: Thank you Mom.

The neighbor (C) returned after a week’s absence.
He arrived in the morning, I slept, he told us what dialogue we had in the morning.

Hi - Hi
C - Hello
You – have you come?
c- yes
I – on what?
C in the plane
Did he have wings?
c- yes
And the second?
c- yes
Did he take them away?

I went to the kitchen to eat something. There is TV, there is news. The story of the lawsuits with the company of the concordia, relatives of the dead demand from the company of material compensation in the amount of 1 lemon euro per family. The company resists, her lawyer says to reporters:
“We’ll pay $10 million, and then people will start buying tickets specifically for the old aircraft in the hope that they’ll break down, or even start building the crashes themselves!

of the tanks:

At the beginning of a random battle, the lighthole moves across the map without any logic.
Alliance art writes in chat:
- I probably won't be able to persuade you, so I'll immediately go to insults...

About the iPhones:

As the owner of the Motorola Razr Maxx I officially declare to the owners of the iPhone:
Live at the Rosette of the Slave!

We sit with him in the dining room and he asks why I always order spaghetti with tomato paste. And I am, to him, and I answer, say, but because they are like fresh brains with blood.
I watched today, ordered and ordered. It is terrible to sit down.

xxx: Once in Turkey, I heard the dance of small ducks in German.
xxx: I, of course, know that this is a children’s song, but I still hear somewhat about the armored colonies of the Wehrmacht.)

If you want to have good sex, don’t pull the rubber.

It was four years ago.
Once there was a daylight and I decided to change the TV. Well, so as not to break off, I bought normal sizes for the entire width of the hand. Everything cool, put, included, watched - the norm. Distracted for dinner - the wife enters the room, and there the four-year-old daughter yellow fine right in the middle of the switched off telephone paints a large and beautiful sunshine :).
And what if they have a painting board of the same size and black in the nursery :)))

This is the end of the holidays who did not sleep - good luck!

I don’t listen to this. Because I know his songs so well that I can listen to them just in my head.
Oh, you know, I can also imagine sex in my head. Fucking is better.