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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №80240
 15.04.2013
A letter from a friend I was a little shocked by.
Can I ask you for one more service?
I – OK
Just promise to take the problem seriously and not laugh.
I – of course
"Well, I bought shoes on mega heels and I need to learn to walk properly before April 18.
I am ))
Q. You could take me by night somewhere away from the city, but where is the asphalt?? to
and............

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80239
 15.04.2013
"Leah, we have to go! Damn, this capitalist deceit is gone, Leha! Otherwise p**children, Leha"
Interesting reaction of the Soviet commentator: "Aaaah... Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The Fight"

How did the fight end? Interestingly...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80238
 15.04.2013
>...She said without thinking for a second:
My son, this is a complete shit. My acquaintance in a period of deficit bought 12 pairs of boxing gloves, unleashed them, and laid off her jacket.

Your mother seems to have great acquaintances. The same TV host Strijenova told about her sister famous clothing designer Victoria Andreyanova

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80237
 15.04.2013
The operator moves to our corner. It also sweeps the camera into our coach’s redheaded beast face. The direct broadcast. The American operator. The American Director. No Russians in Belfast. All in direct broadcast.
"Leah, we have to go! Damn, this capitalist deceit is gone, Leha! Otherwise p**children, Leha"
Interesting reaction of the Soviet commentator: "Aaaah... Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The Fight"

I didn’t say the most important thing! has won?? to

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80236
 15.04.2013
Living is becoming more difficult.
Now the sandwiches are not just oil down, but oil down on the keyboard.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80235
 15.04.2013
X: Did you change it?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
8 The Brain?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80234
 15.04.2013
Enchanted by their nuts, they did not notice the arrival of spring.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80233
 15.04.2013
Taken from avito from the category I am looking for a master (although more would have approached "and got...")
Seller Svetlana write a letter City of Moscow, Moscow
Type of product: Other
I bought a Barbie doll. There were small spots on the face. She began to wash and inadvertently the liquid fell on the doll’s lips and wiped out part of the paint. It is not possible to record the most, when painting a pen hit on white teeth that paint Barbie. began to wipe off with a sharp object and the resulted scratch tried to wipe them off with a pinch in no way and when wiping off with a pinch damaged the vinyl. dropped super glue but manywatt and the face of the glue is now in glue. I don't know what to do, I won't do it myself, maybe someone will help restore the doll's original appearance. I don’t want to throw it away and buy a new one. I don't even know who she was because she bought without clothes. My paintings may not be very visible in the pictures. But I hope for help. Dress up so that the doll is not so cold.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80232
 15.04.2013
New BMW TV Advertising:
The real pleasure of driving begins then...
Wife: when you pay the loan for him))))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №80231
 15.04.2013
shturn: What we are, however, inside we are disgusting and fragile. Alien metal and silicon organisms look at the Earth’s protein anthropomorphic jelly as shit!

Dr. Mengele: Or maybe the opposite. They look and envy "how harmonious they are. Everything is assembled, elegantly flowing and cooled with the most complex liquids. It only grows. They live in an aggressive oxygen water environment. Not what we have. The crystals are broken. Amy cries and fucking. From water, rust is everywhere, from oxygen – and worse still.
or sit in their own leprosy... not. in the site of "Rjavčina" and discuss their crystal surgeon, who knows how to translate sandstones with micron precision, and the centers of crystallization asks the best of all. and also virtuously heals shells in metal with a solution of silicates. which must be changed afterwards. are planted...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №80230
 15.04.2013
HGH is shocking! Lenin in the mausoleum insults the feelings of believers and asks to rest him on all Orthodox traditions!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80229
 14.04.2013
Ikaric: I lie, on the side of the comp orange diode of the monitor, on the side of the columns a green diode, behind this all lighting the wall flashes not set clock blue, from under the bed lights the charging diode battery photography, at the distant wall of the diode TV green lights and the floor of the wall lights the player which is charged. Fuck the dark.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80228
 14.04.2013
Sting is coming in July!! and :)
YYY: On a peach?

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80227
 14.04.2013
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Tagged: idiot
Why is he an idiot? If I want to read it, I am an idiot.
The Dostoevsky Idiot
XXX: Is he there?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №80226
 14.04.2013
Remembered one match Dynamo (Kiev), Champions League:

The opponents have to break through the penalty near the gates, Shovkovsky (guardman) builds a wall of Dinamo players.
The voice of the commentator: Our goalkeeper cold-bloodedly builds the wall...
And then the camera immediately hits Shovkovsky and in the live broadcast is heard the cold-blooded voice of the goalkeeper, crashing into hysteria: Dolboeby, where?! The left, your mother.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80225
 14.04.2013
- A great idea to pour a transparent bowl of coffee under the strawberries, especially when exactly the same bowl of coffee stands by (((

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80224
 14.04.2013
Comments under the photo with the rushing Gerard de Partier with a dog and a button:
Such a barrel can feed the whole orphanage.
You can feed an orphanage for a month.
This dog can feed the whole country.
In an orphanage, you can feed such an orphan for a week.
This photoshop can feed all trolls.
This is how all Korean dogs can be fed.
Such comments can wipe your ass.
This is Photoshop.
I think the bread is best here.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №80223
 14.04.2013
xxx: Your BDSM router doesn't fit
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
X@i over the shoulder doesn't work I say, correct it finally
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80222
 14.04.2013
From SMS:
Hello, how is life?
XXX is normal. He took himself and his wife in the car.
AAA: Figa you are beautiful!! What did I take?
XXX: Self "Camry" 2008 year, black, and her laundry. The new. The White.
Tagged: ahahahahahahahah

[ + 6 - ] Comment quote №80221
 14.04.2013
Go with the instructor today. In front of us is a white Toyota Yaris with a blonde driver, a classic. Then the twists will turn on, then the accident, then the braking, then the cutting through all the stripes - you will not understand what it creates. It’s scary to go around, and it’s tired to go after it too.
Instructor: At least if the shoe hanged or another sign.
I: The TP sign is not issued yet.
It has been long :)

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