xxh: Yesterday, again, I went to the great whale firewall... fucking, I put myself 20 megabits. By China everything flies, only abroad I go the speed drops to 2-3...
Yyy: They only have a customs at the entrance and exit.
Hi, this is the Chinese Internet Customs. What do you have in the bag?

I am a teacher in the village. Today, a six-grade student had a cognitive dissonance, stating:
"We should not study on Thursday, but on Sunday".

He works in a tech and electronics store.

He: I am so lonely here in the midst of the soulless microwaves and the teasers, there is nothing native to which one could cling, oh cruel world, oh woe to me...
PSP has forgotten something? and..

Can you tell me how your iPhone looks?

Alexis in Belarus.

It’s like Vertu, just shit!

" and Your baby’s head is like a cockroach!".
An elongated, non-symmetric head of a baby is normal. If the grandmother is upset, offer her to shave naked and make sure that her tortoise is not spherical either.

The mother-in-law saw that I was cutting my baby’s nails and was terrified. Can’t cut off! How then? to crawl!

In the United States, a judge fined himself for the phone ringing at the hearings (Yandex.News.)

News on the first channel website about the ban on receiving international mail:

“When post comes from Japan to Moscow, and then from Moscow back goes to the Far East – it’s wrong, and we are currently issuing 80 percent of all mail in Moscow for the entire country,” said the first deputy chief of the Moscow Customs Aleksey Pavlov.

And I, before the words of Aleksey Pavlov, thought that it was normal to order a package in China, and get it with a Moscow stamp, in the postal office of the Siberian region.

A friend made a database for the hospital and to check how everything worked began to add patients to it, of course with a spark. There was such a dialogue:

xxx: listen, and Jeanne d'Ark what diagnosis to write?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ride for a long time

“Thanks to his birthday, I discovered three songs of the Leningrad band: ‘Zebal’, ‘Goodbye, Pizdobal’ and ‘Pizdets’.

Article about funerals, prices and "submarine stones"
The Commands:
Vit
I want to be burned. and sent by the wind...
scary
After the death, I hope.

From comments on FB by Denis Dragunsky:
XXX: What are the “mother parts of the body”?
They are the most dishonest ones!
zzzz: The head, for example. It is only in it that uncleanness is born.

This is an awkward moment when porn actors become younger than you.

The neighbors listened to loud music/noise, I turned on too for revenge..." Nothing that such avengers are heard by all surrounding apartments, and not just the silence breaker?? to

Blythe, the second time in a week.
Today is only Monday.

Photo of a friend's girlfriend
XXX: The usual
YYY: No
YYY: Mind in the Eyes
XXX: This is a flash from the flash

Questions by mail.

The question:
How to find a blind or blind girl? Or I complex my appearance.
The answer:
You can shake your liked eyes.

Ghost: We went to the space museum yesterday. A lot of people are celebrating. We stand, study the exhibits, next to the children's guide pastures, tells about Belka and Strelka, shows on the dogs, explains that they are genuine. Someone from the school, loudly:
Do you also have Gagarine?

>Def: At the second programming pair, I became psychotic, ran out of the office, and then sat in the hallway, crying relentlessly, and repeated, "Why are we being forced to code in C#? I want to go to Java!"

This is not PMS. You are a hysterical psychopath. What fashion did you take, your bad, unbalanced character on the PMS to drop? And all my disgusting hysterics to justify... "Dear, I’m not a fuck, I just have PMS! Well get in the position, I’m a girl... Mi-mi..." Ladies, hold yourself in your hands! After all, even ten years ago, telling everyone what a tearful mood you had at the end of your cycle was simply uncomfortable! It is unpleasant for the interlocutor if it does.

I accepted my husband’s total lack of imagination after one day finding a calculator under the tree. No, the calculator, of course, is a necessary thing in the house, but I expected a more refined gift. On February 23, I gave him a set of screws (in revenge). He was happy as a child. I did not understand anything.

One man is good, two is not enough.