Customs gives good... what a contradictory phrase...

Going down the street, we see on the building a section made of uneven pieces of tiles of at least three colors.
- ♫ I blinded you from what was...♫
-... ♫because the company paid little.♫

Just now, look with my wife "What, Where, When". Collective team Alyssa Mukhina. The leader asked a question to the only girl in the team: "Say, Gunnel, how did you become an expert?" Gunnel publishes: "Yes, Mr. Host, it started in school. The position of one girl on five is usual for me".
O_O

If everyone laughs at you, then you are not a clown, you are a fool.

One American pianist, on a tour of the Middle East, suddenly returned home. During a meeting with Gershwin, he explained that he had to interrupt his tours and leave because he was shot twice by the Arabs.
What do you say! Gershwin was surprised. I never thought Arabs knew music so well.

Valentina Matvienko in the media compared herself to Margaret Thatcher, "modestly" noting that they, in her opinion, have a lot in common.
Here is the spot, guess:
Or does she, like Thatcher, worship Britain?
That’s just like Thatcher hates Russia.

My mother and my little one (class 11) are going out of the car.
Mother: (glattering the steering wheel, gently talking to the car) My girl, wash you! You are now clean, beautiful! My dear, it’s easier for you to go straight.
Little: (blown up, offended) How kindly you talk to the car... And not so with me... Let your car go to the institute and go!

A really bad provider is if you not only know the number of technical support, but you always call there drunk before calling the former.

There are 4 mistakes in the word!! to
How is this possible? There are only three letters.
0 to 0?????!!!! to
Simply put: Josh

She: Cancer ( April 13 )
April 13, Saturday

You are perfect. Actually, it is today,
You have achieved perfection this day. You can
Pray and give flowers with whole trucks. Rejoice
Your heart belongs to one person.

He: there, by the way, there will be flowers, you can go unload.

of righteousness:

If you are just lying in the fold of the area covered with a slum and breathe over time
This does not mean that you are not breaking anything.

X: I have to finish it all.
YYY: What do you understand about this? My neighbor parked in the back of the house yesterday. He gave, gave and caiaque gave - a bumper in the chlam. He got out of the car, looked, began to re-park to the neighboring place in front of... Booms....

I decided to wash my animal. I bought a shampoo for cats. After a long time of hard work, my efforts were finally successful. I wiped out the basketball...I let go...I put it in the bathroom, I went out. I see this wet miracle lying on a dirty shovel before entering the apartment (because it’s slick on the street) with this kind of typho: I wiped your shower and your shampoo with the smell of peat herbs, I was so good!!! to

‏@fe_city_boy

Increasing North Korean Aggression
Japan's defense minister said Seilor-moon had been put into a state of war.

I study German in a very and very international group: there are both Filipinos, and Arabs, and Peruvians, and French.And Chinese.They are famous guys, but only the dialogue between us is extremely difficult, because these fucks instead of answering just repeat the last word of your question and sneeze)))

Together with me, a man enters the store, immediately visible - either from the garden or from the garage. The appearance is corresponding. He goes with me in the foot, gets the phone, calls somebody and half whisper: “I’m in the right place. What to do next" Then he stops in the middle of the store and already with a quiet voice answers: “Light, what are the earrings at eight in the evening?and "

Written by a friend from the army.

I want: raspberries, honey, sausage, dark chocolate, a piece of pizza, and
I’m starting to understand what pregnant women feel.

Today my girlfriend approached me naked, with two pillows on her back, spit and said she was a camel. That’s what I understand, role-playing games, and your nurses with firefighters are a jerk.

Do you want to earn $500 fast, honestly and without stress?
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You have to think with your head...

The first sign of a bad provider - you have a paper with a technical support number on your desk.