To the girl who today (12.04) proudly walked through Nevsky to the bookmaker on the Rebellion in the crown of the burger king, great thanks for the good mood! You are the best. and ;-)
A tall boy in a blue coat.

Comment on the video, where the five-year-old Messi struggles with the ball...

In my childhood in the yard we were shouting"Mudila, give pass" and counters gave)

From the forum:
I love one man for 5 years, he is married. She says that if I lose weight, she will divorce, and we will be together. You need to lose weight, recommend a diet!
WOW: Of course you’re weaker, but we’ve gone too.

by dpmmax

The meaning of chase hunting is easy to catch even with the boundary figures of a-kyu, but the beast learns nothing from life, and he falls on this trick with envious persistence, which leads to the despair of zoopsychologists. However, then they recall their own life experiences, especially in the field of personal relationships, careers and the search for a way to get rich once and for all.

How to polite a guy? You have a lot of experience, save!
- No, I have a lot of experience in communicating with guys, but I haven't sewn anything from anyone so far. After the pause, thoughtful, here are the fools.

And in sorrow and in joy..." said the husband, taking half the chocolate...

Sunshine, do not be angry with me. You see, I have PMS.
You are right, I’m better not. You have a PMS :)

Review of the DNA Plan:

The Dignity:
and black.
It can easily replace the TV controller.
It reduces the noise of the cat and wife.
It doesn’t disappear as quickly as the TV.

The shortcomings:
Takes up more space on the couch than the TV.
For this price, you could buy a box for the TV.
My uncle thinks I’m not all at home when I call the controller.

The commentary:
I took this one because I lost the control of the TV once again. Channels are switching to hurricane. The whole family is happy and happy! Quit quarrels and misunderstandings, the cat is always hired and chopped, the kitchen is always full of food and all thanks to the green robot)

I recently met a brother with whom I had not seen for a long time.
Hi, you are so weak!
You know, you used to be so fat, I even feared you.

Super simple, I don’t even know if it’s a compliment.

When I gather with thoughts, one of them always offers a drink for a meeting. – Bakutkin

Exact analysis

Laboratory work in physical chemistry. The teacher at the break went to the dining room for a bakery. "Behind the pancakes" for him means - soup, pancakes, tea with the same pancakes and a cigarette in the smoker. It’s 15 minutes late, it’s already checked. Students are bored, suffer from various nonsense, and one smart man comes to his mind with the help of a spectroscopic photometer standing in the laboratory to determine the chemical composition of the Coca-Cola he has. In fact, spectrometry is a separate science, and spectrometry is a special profession, just by the graph drawn by the device you will still not determine anything without special knowledge and a smart reference book with a bunch of numbers. But the owner with an incomprehensible point of view will be able to show and boast to everyone: "Look what I have, you know, what ugliness we drink...", thereby increasing his authority among peers-botanists. The idea of collage was unanimously rejected by fellow groups when one comrade, someone Boris, said "give better beer, it's cooler than collage," and got a litre of spilled beer. It was poured into a cage, put into the device, launched. Before me, the boys have no business, say, an engineer from another laboratory sits, silently chewing in the computer. I also do not interfere, let it be better to analyze beer than to sprinkled with paper and drawn on the bars.

And here in the door appears Koshya, the head of the department. His name is Immortal, here is the nickname of Koshia and "Priliplo". And his character is Koshchevsky. A formalist with a complete lack of sense of humor. For the slightest providence of the type of listening to a player at a lecture, a launched paper airplane or an accidentally pronounced blunt word, he arranges students with a "goat mouth" (as he himself calls it). "The goat mouth" consists either in forcing to useful work, such as washing windows at the department, or in passing the exam at least from the fifth attempt (you can forget about the scholarship). For example, when a student in a joke entered the list of those present at the class "Koshya" (which, logically, because Koshya was conducting the class, and therefore attended), this student then at the department was rubbing gum from the floor.

Behind the backs of the homonying students is distributed the familiar “kmm...” One of the students said, “Well, we have an experiment.” Kojis answered nothing, and there was complete silence for almost a minute, until the instrument completed the spectrogram to the end. Koshie looked at the paper instead of the standard “what are you doing here? Where is the lecturer? Now I will make everyone a goat mouth!", without wicked notes in the voice said, "Who's El? In Tsaritsino at the subway you take this cat’s urine?” Boris, mechanically: “Well, yes. And what, good beer...” Koshie said, “No, it’s not beer, it’s a cat’s snack. Give me a notebook and a pen, and I’ll draw where there’s a normal brew beer that you can drink.” He drawn a map and went away in his business without arranging "goat mords." The rest of the time before the beginning of the lecture, the students either remained silent or negotiated in half a voice.

P.S Boris in the bottle was really “Irish” el, bought in a small brewery in Tsaritsino, he is often purchased on the way to the institute there, after classes with fellow groups (and sometimes with me) for conversations drink on the bench in the square. And now guess how, without any smart referrals, Koshey, simply taking a short look at the spectrogram, determined that it was precisely el and bought it was in the same Tsaritsynskaya tent.

About the Parking.
The evacuator "steals" a car parked in the wrong place and immediately its place with a whistle is taken by another car. A man comes out of it, runs to the driver of the evacuator and asks, "How much to the penalty parking and go back?"

Nigerian criminals now also know about Chelyabinsk:

Alexander, a twenty-eight-year-old resident of Chelyabinsk, managed to turn the fraud scheme in his favor and received from a man who presented himself as lawyer Hanson Dugbe, 10 dollars, which he keeps as a souvenir.

xxx1: I want to change the leg ><

Q2: What about this?

hh1: with her p**yes

Okay, I also have a leg next to it, it’s okay for girls. :D

<CheMax>: Today in the history of England it has been said that Henry V died of dysentery while marching to France with his army. This means that the throne is broken.

She is :
Could we take our own farm?The pig, the goat?! to

Everything will be fresh :)

He is :
I have taken a goat...

My neighbors struck me last night.

Well, I didn’t sleep until three o’clock when it was watered. Funny something else. There were three apartments in front of me. In every man. In the apartment where the pipe broke, also a man. It was 40 minutes before I arrived. In all apartments above 5 cm of water throughout the apartment. Everyone runs, searches for emergency phones, rescues things, washes clothes, draws cages. The cold water rushes all over.

And only I, when I was flooded, went up, found the necessary crane and blocked the water. I recall - by education I am a physicist-theorist, by work - an organizer-manager, by tendencies - a manager-marketer, by hobby - a programmer-web designer. A spherical pitch in a vacuum. I don’t like to do anything with my hands, I work with my head and sometimes with my tongue. Well, why did not 4 adults who were fed up from the apartments above, who were flooded much stronger and earlier than me, think of finding and closing the crane???? to

Well, yes, the repairs in that apartment were done by the Buratinist Tajiks. The main cranes there are hidden behind the water heater, so that the hand is barely reached, and they are not visible from the outside in principle. But it took me about five minutes to clarify and resolve the situation, of which three minutes I was afraid that I would be powered. Everything floated in the apartment, including the rosettes. All the other neighbors ran around me and were curious about what I was doing and what to do now.

Android is Ice Cream?
YYY: Eye Scream

XXX: The girl in the office was delighted)) Received an assignment from the Supreme Boss to find favorable conditions for the registration of a domain and everything related to this matter. To complement the picture: Well, this gentle creation of 23 years with a higher humanitarian education and love for the books of Marquez, enjoying with five men-technicians in the evicted office. In the process of active digging and singing, she stumbled into the unknown word "Whois" and, reasonably deciding not to doom the unbarred men, did it herself.
Twenty-first: When she actively whispered with her humanitarian six, she used to translate: “Whois... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is...” I understood why she was taken to our office.
YYY: Ahahaha)))) I want the same animal in my office! of two!! to

I bought a licensed video game for the first time in many years.
Damn, it feels like it is harder to register a game than to find a working crack.