Comments on the program on the router:
Why is my interface language English? What did I wrong?
I did not learn English.

YYY: Google, eat and listen to it :)
XXX is already. The youth.

of April. It was cold again by evening. We go on the street.
and slide! What is winter? and ;-)
No... the spring. But the farmer is still celebrating, shit.

Ipad, of course, is a brand, but it immediately falls out of "no-no-cable", that is, nothing will be poured into it humanly.

Russian Post: We apologize, we cause inconvenience

Why hasn’t anyone invented a perforator? The inventor would be stunned! I would buy a couple for my neighbor.

Compilation of comments to the post of the publisher "Typical Programmer":
1st Search in Google "Software to create games for free without SMS"
2nd disappointed
Three Start studying Pascal
4 is You program, but after a while you get disappointed.
5 is Start studying C#
6 is Programming is
7 is disappointed
8 is Start learning C++
9 is Programming is
10 is disappointed
11 is Start studying Haskell
12 is Start studying higher mathematics.
Thirteen Programming is
14 is disappointed
15 is Cut your hair and go to a Buddhist monastery.
16 is Return to
17th Just program for your pleasure.
18 is And you have already hit 40, you are bearded, but bald.
19 is Without resources to exist, start writing websites in PHP
20 is Learn JavaScript and CSS.
21 is Prepare to go to a different world.
22nd Suddenly your website is becoming popular.
23nd You get a lot of money.
24 is You die scrupulously.
26 is You are rebirthing, and the cycle is resuming, only now you are the grandson of Gates. O_O
27 is Continued programming
28 is The hopelessness
29 is Teaching students Pascal

And yet, did you not notice that the same stories, say, in the Old Testament and the Moscow Komsomolsk are perceived very differently? In spite of sometimes complete story identity.

<VV> and also me for something in the Sabbath the Jewish god punished
<VV> I put the car at the food store
<VV> I leave in 10 minutes - the driver's side, which to the road, all of the birds covered
<VV> I couldn’t believe that there could be jokes there
<VV> on the sides looked - and there some fool, crossing the road straight in front of the car, a pack of mayonnaise lost.
<VV> and another fool passed by him
<VV> now I have a car that your salad - with mayonnaise
<VV> the whole bowl

Lettering with my brother, both do nothing at work
Brother: Also nothing to do?
I: here I sit in the configurator S8 Audi pick up for myself) (start price from 6 million rubles)
The oil will be eaten.
Do not take...

The release of the role-playing game Torment: Tides of Numenera, which was originally scheduled for December 2014, is postponed. This is due to the Kickstarter users who donated too much money to the game.

I, from childhood surrounded only by doctors of sciences, considered myself a very intelligent and subtly sensitive lady.
And here, sitting on a manicure in the salon, I watched the show "Let's get married", where the host said to the heroine about the following: "You have to marry someone who makes you feel protected...

Madam, right in essence. But how can you talk shamelessly about your own intelligence, especially if you write "sitting on a manicure" and confuse the words "marry" and "marry"?

I never liked the phrase "to have a child".
Well, brother, you are now a future dad. Late to drink borjomi))
HH: No, I’m not about that. You can have a puppy there, cat... And with a man, it’s blasphemy!
Then say that you "are expecting a child" :)
HH: Not that either.
We sit like this and wait... And he, the infection is swirling somewhere in the wombs.
Q: Are there other options?
No brother, I am not your assistant. My grandfather found me in the cabbage :)

The executive (copywriter) is asking for the fourth time to postpone the date of delivery of the order. At the same time, in its statistics, the number of orders in the work is increasing.
For the fourth time I could not withstand and got upset at LA.

You are my order for a thousand zn. The third day you write, and new orders are recruited.
Yyy: Come into my position, I’m just pregnant.
You can’t write 1000 characters in three days because of pregnancy?
YYY: No
XXX: What is it about?
yyy: I am recruiting orders during pregnancy - all the time I want something and don't understand what, but how to order, it's just getting easier

Katya: it is if I am without a car so underground, then the car will be
Tanya: if you look at the towers in Moscow you will ride))))))))
I will be a long-distance driver!
T: Then you will have to buy a camel.
K: No, I’ve always dreamed of American fur.
K: such with chromium and a bunch of lights
K: Always so washed and with posters of naked girls
T is fucking.
Here we are fucking.
T: I dream of becoming a Negro, and you about a fur

The number of dead does not affect the quality of the living.

My friend, let’s call him Sergei, went somehow to the banker of his home bank, to remove a small amount of money from the ATM. I received a check and paid attention to the curious amount of the balance on the account: the first number (which he did not name me), three zeros and the number of Seregina's machine. Not a shameful amount, although I guess it’s not his only account.

Looking at the figure, Sergey threw the check into the urn and went out. While smoking at the exit, I saw through the glass that in the urn was a certain young man of quite decent appearance, not a boy. I thought that the guy accidentally threw out the necessary check, but then noticed that he had already put a couple of checks in his pocket, but continues to crack. Sergey, as a man of creativity and a lover of logical puzzles, thought about what benefits can be obtained from someone else’s used check, but didn’t come up with anything.

A week later, long forgotten about this case, Serega saw that the daughter-student was washing her neck under a large decoult, to put it simply - is going somewhere at a full parade. When asked where she was going, the daughter replied:
A restaurant with Vadik.
What is Wadiq, why don’t I know?
I met him myself a day ago. Imagine coming straight out on the street.
Hunt in the neck. Another sting is untouchable. They see from your clothes that you have rich parents, and they will stick like flies to honey.
Vadik is not like that. He has the most money.
How do you know? Did he care about you? Believe more. Is the iPhone gold? It is purchased on credit.
“No, Dad, he didn’t boast. He is generally very modest. But look at what he recorded my phone!

Sergey turned the paper with the phone and saw a check from the ATM with a very solid amount of balance. With a very familiar amount ending at Seregina’s car number.
Yes, he extended it out. We’ve seen such watches. Thick, loose, looks like an artist of this, like him? Corch or Borch? Which Holmes played.
Benedict Cumberbatch? Truth is like. How do you know?
Basically Watson. I will tell you more. Your Holmes doesn’t have a bottle of money, but considerations are even more than necessary. A thief to look for. Go out and look at what kind of Vadik is. We need creative people in the family.

If it were not for the Gypsies who offered to gold the pen, George Parker would have remained the unknown manufacturer of feathers.

Haber, discussion of the Russian smartphone:

The essence is that no advantages of this device, except image - Russian, is not spoken out. Microchips are not ours, nor are they ancient; operations are not ours and are controlled by foreign intelligence services. App store or Russian voice set? What is it about, brother?

The image component of the Russian is also the same. The Russian asphalt. The Russian Customs. The Russian Post. The Russian car. The Russian Innovation. The Russian legislation. The Russian elections. The Russian Olympics. Lots of positive emotions? and :)

Not all women are equally beneficial.

For the photo session of the Israeli model Orit Fox used a young dwarf as a requisite. Unable to withstand the temptation of the closeness of the carnivorous naked flesh, the slippery wretch grabbed his teeth into the left chest of the model.
While the doctors were treating the victim, the drowning was temporarily forgotten. And when they got enough - he was already dead, death came as a result of poisoning with silicone.

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