Whc: I think men in dresses should behave more modestly.
Or the public may notice that in the opposition of the church and the pedics, some men in dresses fight with others, and oppose them all.

XHH: "What did you bring? I lived with a colleague during the holidays to feed her cat Kuzyu. It was a huge gray fighting beast that beat cats and dogs on the street all day, and when I came from work, he immediately appeared and ran wildly to see what I had in my package of foods, and while I opened the entrance door and then went up the stairs he jumped and swallowed his head into the bag and cried and checked everything. And one day I bought pellet in a pack and the cat just jumped onto the bag and through it and the box began to eat these pellet. I don't know how the owners lived with him, but I had a daily training with this Coase to stand up without a heart attack - I decided foolishly to take a bath, and the cat opened the door, jumped into the water and swam. In the apartment, I never knew where he would fall on me. And the last day he jumped to catch a bird through the balcony door and broke the glass. I just left the apartment before the owner arrived. and had to pay for glasses and an urgent master and grind it all. And I was surprised at first that the hostess has such cute friendly parents who are very helpful to the daughter, but for some reason do not look at the cat.

A terrible Moscow punishment. I go to the metro. Two mothers come in. One of them reports to his son: "Why do you behave like this? What disobedience is this? All of! Next time you’ll be in the car and you’ll be sitting in a traffic jamming!"
The child could see that he was scared.

Countess: People in the morning on drugs choked some. Everyone climbs, cuts, not even looking at the sides.
Anton: Ohum, too, with mat and nerve remnants got to work.
Countess: Sometimes I want to get out of the car and gently so mount to hit the mirrors, reversals and lights!! to
And then knock this same mounting in the driver’s glass, and if it doesn’t open, then it will break it, and say polently, “Well, no insults, but you don’t need them anyway, since you don’t use them.”
Anton: A great idea! After all, we are all polite people.)

Xxx: On the parking lot near the office for half a year stands a black lexus hybrid with a broken door handle, the wheel is lowered, the number one is not, the other to the wall stands, the number of Moscow.

It would be strange that the luxury brand hasn’t moved anywhere for so long. Let me call you, let me check for theft. As a result, football, phones, where they do not take the phone, and if they take it, they respond so that it is clear - there is no desire to deal with it. I asked a friend of mine if I could do it, can you try it? No, because I need it, this is not my area, suddenly the truth in the robbery, as I explained later, why I broke it.. There is a friend in the headquarters, on the stealing part, the number recorded, but so nothing said, and the lexus continues to dust in the same place...

Thus e. In addition to the fact that many people are there in the shares, the rest just get rid of these stolen cars.

Zzz: leave a specific address...Yes, and don’t worry, we’ll help you.

Andrei: The cat invented a car feed.
There is a bowl with meat and potatoes, the cloth lies on it, the cat has drowned the cloth in oil and lacks the oil that has leaked through the cloth.
Denis: You did not understand.
Your cat’s car feeder is named Andrew.

The father called from the village, where he took the brigade to build the house:
- Let the children put my boots in the bag, a man from the brigade will come and take.
Did Vanessa pick up your boots?
How uncomfortable it is to walk on two right. Let the left go. At least one.

I work at home. All the postal service providers took the mode of calling me to the home phone to open the door to the entrance. When the cleaner called to pick up water in my apartment, my patience ended. Called the repairman from the home phone service, he resettled my apartment number (a dozen more, there are no such rooms in the entrance).
And the Alleluia! Long awaited silence. Thank you, dear man, you didn’t even take money from me!

Track news - Accident in Kiev: in Kreshtatiki, Azerbaijanis on a VAZ crashed into a Toyota, melted gasoline and left.

The dining room. Two friends read the menu.
D1: Look at what is written! "Fruit nectar (fasting)"
D2: So now all the posty dishes are marked.
Q1: What is fruit nectar not dirty?
D2: Of course, then the worms are not removed from the fruits before cooking.

Mikhalkov demands from the state a billion for the pilot project of the fast food network. Chancellor in part.
Dynasty of rats.

here here :

My cat from the Maine Coon or something larger, because my cat standing on my back legs will hardly reach my ass, well maybe a little higher, but not to my shoulders. Well, or as an option you confuse the concepts of floor and chair.
-
Boy, I have bad news for you. I have an average height, an old Soviet taburetka, and a small cat of medium sizes, he calmly reaches the shoulder when stretched out.
Decide what’s wrong with you or your cat.

= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is

Carefully measured with the roulette:

- a person (height 164 cm), sitting on a table at the table in a poster posture of an exemplary student, - shoulder at a height of 97 cm;
- a person (height of 164 cm), floating on the table at the table in a stitched posture, - the shoulder supporting the cheek of the hand at a height of 87 cm;
- our small cat (weight 3.4kg), in the posture of a fitness worker, standing on the back legs with the uplifted front leg - length 78cm.

A little below the taburet, even more free posture, a little larger than the cat - and voila.
We confirm.

>>> And here the French woman in the purest Russian declares: "Young people, I’m old, of course, but I’m not bl##y".

If a lady, knowing two languages and seeing that a man is narrowly explained in the proposed language of communication, persistently does not want to switch to a language in which it is easier to talk to both, then she is just bl##.

Case of refuelling:
- Sixth column, diesel, two hundred
Two hundred rubles?
Two hundred liters.

I talk to my wife via Skype. She complains that it’s a tough day at work and that she’s cracking candy all day. I make a note to her in the spirit of "Someone said in the weekend that he was fat".
Do not touch me, I am sick.
I: What are you saying that? How do you talk to your husband?
I am sorry! Touch me, I am well.

Why do Japanese restaurants order for so long? As long as the Kalmyk explains to the Uzbek what the Korean wants from him, the Turkmen must go home, and there is still an order!

As part of the fight against terrorism and laundering - any operations of the amount of 15,000 and above strictly with a passport.
__________

The fight against terrorism.
I had to buy some money. More than 15,000 rubles. The amount. I asked for a passport, but I forgot it.
I ask :
- Can you do several operations so that each is less than 15,000?
Yes without problem.
In general, I am not tired of being surprised by the debility of our legislators.

There is a nuance:

Well, they gave you millions of money and told you to build roads on them. You can build these roads and continue to live in poverty, and you can unswervingly spend that money and live peacefully all your life as a human being and your children and relatives will be provided! Question: Which normal, sensible, reasonable, adequate person will choose the first option? If there is such a man, will you not consider him a fucker?

The key phrase in this tirade is "as a man". In the West, such people are treated with contempt, because such people, even after moving to another country and getting rich, do not become people, but only imitate normal human life.

and here:

here here :

My cat from the Maine Coon or something larger, because my cat standing on my back legs will hardly reach my ass, well maybe a little higher, but not to my shoulders. Well, or as an option you confuse the concepts of floor and chair.
-
Boy, I have bad news for you. I have an average height, an old Soviet taburetka, and a small cat of medium sizes, he calmly reaches the shoulder when stretched out.
Decide what’s wrong with you or your cat.

= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is

Carefully measured with the roulette:

- a person (height 164 cm), sitting on a table at the table in a poster posture of an exemplary student, - shoulder at a height of 97 cm;
- a person (height of 164 cm), floating on the table at the table in a stitched posture, - the shoulder supporting the cheek of the hand at a height of 87 cm;
- our small cat (weight 3.4kg), in the posture of a fitness worker, standing on the back legs with the uplifted front leg - length 78cm.

A little below the taburet, even more free posture, a little larger than the cat - and voila.
We confirm.
==== is
Boys, I’m fucking with you.

I am cool. I learned in the embryo to interrupt the fascinating stories of a neighbor about her baby’s bite. I just started telling where, how and how my cat broke yesterday, and then apologized for the slander. From eye to eye. The cat, of course.