From a women's forum: "Tell me, can they become curved from sexual intercourse on the side of the leg or is my husband just so scared?"

I'm learning to run a web server on Linux Can you find out more where can there be problems at what moments?

The answer:

1 - Search for the current manual to work
2 - "why does the nichera not work?"
3 -" about this worked, for that it stopped... "
4"What am I spending my life on? andquot;
5 -" Life is a pain. Tagged with"
The idea is fucking, Linux is fucking, I am fucking. Internet is like a moment, reboot... Oh, get started, it works, I get started, Linux get started, but the idea is shit"
7 - "all shorter, understood how to do, only now will have to reinstall the operating device"

somehow :D

Success is when you fail to meet the hopes of your enemies.

In a cafe in the park. Dad and little daughter took some delicious food, the daughter ran for a table free to look for (people, though a little, but almost all the tables are occupied one way or another, the tables are ordinary plastic with four chairs in a circle). I found a free table and sat down on a chair for it. And while her daddy was walking, on the other chair behind this table sat some aunt and laid things on the two remaining chairs and his hands grabbed in them, on the weak objections of the girl does not pay attention, the kind of fuck me, I sat here and nothing I know, went all off, and the girl is almost crying. The late father did not scandalize, turned his daughter with a chair back to his aunt, asked for a free chair at the neighboring table, and put this table between himself and his daughter, leaving his aunt to sit on three chairs in the middle of the lawn.

This morning there was a guy in front of me who opened a surprise, ate chocolate and threw out an egg with a toy without opening it! He dropped the toy!! I am still trembling... Alena, 38 years old

You don’t have a Georgian tape. Do you respect veterans?
You have no chicken. Do you hate all Russians?

News headline: "Rapper Basta headed both Russian iTunes rankings."

This is all you need to know about Apple products.

I sit in the bathroom and wash my hands. I suddenly hear – "Hey, you hear?" I understand, I hear, but how – is not clear. I start looking for the source of the sound, suddenly a replica to my address - "Let's go out". I start slowly putting the bricks off...Where’s the sound, your mother? And the sound is like a racy, and a mouth... Again - "Why are you standing, you dig something?"Bl*t, what shit is it? I look at the washing machine, and there the rubber tick from the radio gives me - "Comrade Major, let's go now!", "Zaya, why did you turn on the first channel on this shit?"! to

To Rome Broncheyn, who lost ancestors on the fronts – one grandfather at Leningrad, the second at Balaton – the Chita cape will say: “Say thank you, Zayder, that we saved you from Hitler.” Even though the grandfather was sitting at the cascade from the thirty-eighth to forty-sixth for breaking the food bar.

HH: It’s all a lie, of course.
HH: But maybe it is true.

Foreigners are no longer surprised that the Russians eat a spoonful of condensate from a bench and do not smell on bread.

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Even Vinnie-Puch, having come to the USSR, asked the Rabbit for honey and condensate without bread.

I work with full employment for 20,000 r. a month as an engineer. And I sometimes wash my windows and dust for 4000 p. a day.
And you continue to scare your children "You will not learn - you will become a courtier"

The same feeling when I didn’t understand what was funny in the quote about the city...

Invisible Child: Yesterday it was +24, the sun and warm, and today was wet snow. "Everything you wanted to know about Siberia", volume 3.

The brokers refuse to bet on the victory of Sergey Lazarev at the "Eurovision".
No one has the extra money to take home "Eurovision"-2017. We learned that everyone will give the first place to Russia!

ууу: brokers understandably refuse, bookmakers are doing this)))

Talk about homeopathy:

xxx: "Memory" is, like, a drug to improve memory. But if the doctor prescribes it to you, you can safely remove a medical diploma from the wall in a frame and put it on your neck.
Why on the neck?
HH: Because not everyone has a cock.

From comments to the video, where two hops meet on the road with a wild hump.
xxx: I saw so a worker in my school did so
YYY: Spit and bite the slugs? This is all because of the spies...

About the tanks.
The camera is worse than the periscope. Nowadays, there are many technologies that remove digital devices. The Bats! You are blind in your tank. Periscopes are more reliable than cameras.

The ever-hot person who freezes a colleague would go better to the endocrinologist. If it’s always hot, it’s not normal. Problems with thermoregulation, and will suffering others? It is normal to freeze in the cold and sweat in the heat.

From the Space:

I would like to thank the U.S. Embassy in Russia, for 2 hours in a row on the freeze minus 23 (at the specified time of the interview), for the service fee (more than any country of Schengen), for the stolen headphones of my friend - because the headphones can not be carried inside the embassy, they can not be handed over to a special storage chamber together with the phone, they need - attention - left on the street, and people on the street are forced to leave iPads, e-books and, here, headphones, I would like to say thank you for my lost for 2 weeks passport, for the fact that the information on the website Pony Express, the company with which the U.S. Embassy officially cooperates, does not correspond to reality, and if it is written that you can take your passport on Saturday before 18:00,

And separately, for the fact that I, as a result of this, lost my own 350 euros earned.

And the next time you are going to complain about the Moscow shelters, parking lots, jekies and so on, don’t forget to complain about this damn, humiliating, inexplicable hell – the US embassy.

I extend a greeting to your Ambassador McFool, taking advantage of the opportunity.