Iren: Grandma yesterday complained about grandfather, now deceased
B: Well, he was a strange man, he did not remember any dates at all: no anniversaries - but they lived for 50 years! Neither my birthdays nor our children.
I: Do you remember it?
B: I remembered it wrong.

I have long wanted to tell you about the wonderful dialogue that occurred two years ago between me and a genius man with a speaking clique.
He: Listen, and there are violins, as they are called "Straganini scripts"?
I: No, the Stradivari violins, but the famous violinist – Paganini
He: brakes, Paganini is a footballer
I am (already close to hysteria): what kind of footballer is he?
This is the Jamaica team.
I : what? (In fact, I even doubted a bit. I only heard about Jamaica in the song.
This is in yellow shape.
And I said: A! The Brazilian team, Ronaldo?
He is: WO! exactly!

After yesterday on my rose still traces of the face.

How will Optimus Prime be in Belarus?
Yyy: Liaxander Rigorich

I had a case. I worked in a car shop. Point of the market. Kiosk with doors. The Winter. There is a gas stove, warm only next to it. The case after the NH, almost before Christmas. I sat in a chair, pulled my legs to the oven, horror! I stumbled from the frost! And I sleep sensitively, yet the inner "guard" does not sleep. I hear someone come in. I see, he stands and looks at me. I’m trying to make a poker face, like I didn’t sleep and I was crawling in the phone, but my consciousness, not fully understood that the dream, and what the reality, was pumping. And instead of "Good Day" I issued "Good Mint". I still remember his blinking eyes.

We talk to Dad:
Did you feed the dog?
and yes. Yesterday, let’s feed today, the celebration...

xxx: these are business partners, so carry them in the trunk is not an option (
YYY: Well, this is how business will go.

<@ḳ4oPTḳ> alphabank norcomans,) who went past their office. There is advertising with larger letters "screstm vrm ofrmlln"
<@ḳ4oPTḳ> at once the first thought was - theywatteth "d, m uprls"

I acted badly in the car room. I dared to scream through the whole salon "Mom, go see what a priora fucking"

Funny seal, pizza oven, temperature up to 5000 degrees
Fuck to fuck! In it you can baking wolfram pizza with diamonds!

HHHHHH :
And today I was driving by the school and suddenly saw a large female letter at the entrance!
Then I looked, and this was a sculpture in the form of folded boat hands. Painted in pink color.

here here :
To understand us women, men. In general, I had a suspicion of pregnancy, I wrote to my loved one: "Buy greens in the store and another test". During the lunch break, I sit with my lover in the car. And he gives me green and Testo! "I say, why is it still?" And in the head turns, can it be such a kind of hint? And he told me: "You wrote the same, greens and paste.....The same situation happened when I got sick, asked to buy it in the pharmacy "SOPELKU"(a patch for inhalations), and he asked the pharmacist SOPELKU something turned out to be.....It's not in vain they say that we are from different planets....

It’s not men who don’t understand, it’s you who’re stupid! Write what you need in human language. From which side the man should guess what together with the green (!!!) Should I buy a pregnancy test? Are they sold in the same department or is he buying them to you every week? What is "Sopelka" – should he also guess? This is the first time I hear about such a hole.

Without respect, a girl who can formulate what she wants.

This is the new girlfriend of Nina.
Apartment and a decent car.
Diploma - "Engineer", in work - Director
He also led the development sector.
Character funny, but slightly phlegmatic
Rude in appearance, although cute
Home What a Man Should Do
Read and even get into paintings.
Loading in the morning and swimming pool on Saturdays
Guitar, hiking, on a yacht of something...
He listens to rock, in clothes - decent
Talented, but indifferent
I love kids and I like it more.
Cooking well and delicious in general.
He freely speaks his language.
I also know German and English.
In the pants 18, reliable and strong
Up to three times in a row, and without any pill.

And Nina is happy, like in the fairy tale of a princess.
Or is it just a poet’s dream?

A guy came from the block and exchanged eggs with him.
Everything is possible on Easter.

A friend on Skype said:
"He works as a regular sysadmin, in the usual state structure and they have not so long ago blurred on the job dress code (pure business suit, everyone) And on lunch he goes to the neighboring building to the Prosecutor’s Office :) So every time at the entrance of the building, his waiter stands meeting :)))";

This is the same China. A country with a centuries-old tradition of bribery and theft. They do not manage to do anything harmful to the country.
2: Well, so look, it’s all for Ulyan

Romance is fucking
Sorry, I didn’t sleep.
Roman: War with the Sculpture
Somebody’s cat fell into the trap for the scunss.
Then came Sculptor and poured him.
The poor cat was so dumb that it woke me up.
I live in a movie

Tomorrow I go to work, smoke and sleep.
Quit smoking, go skiing - you will not be offended by health!
I’ll see you on ski in May.

of the Habr.
It is just a fairy.
Preservation of reproductive organ descriptions of minors up to 4 years.
And I was at the biofakes a month ago listening to a lecture on gender differentiation in embryos. Should I burn the package before it is found?

And the records of a pediatrician apparently now sharply equate to the records of a pedophile stalker.

Banner in the entire wall in "Peter’s":
"More than 1000 goods at a price below 50 rubles" and below the signature "the actual amount may not correspond to the specified";